Coronavirus

[Asprilla 96]

You’re all middle aged men and my presence is seemingly too much to handle

 

If someone has a go at me I’ll have a go back 

 

don’t start fucking weeping about

[ewerk 30620]

2 minutes ago, Asprilla said:

You’re all middle aged men and my presence is seemingly too much to handle

 

If someone has a go at me I’ll have a go back 

 

don’t start fucking weeping about

Must be your high T levels.

[The Fish 10858]

10 minutes ago, Asprilla said:

You’re all middle aged men and my presence is seemingly too much to handle

 

If someone has a go at me I’ll have a go back 

 

don’t start fucking weeping about

Us calling you out for being an arsehole is us handling you. In the same way as flushing the toilet is the way to handle a foetid shit.

[Asprilla 96]

7 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Us calling you out for being an arsehole is us handling you. In the same way as flushing the toilet is the way to handle a foetid shit.

I only respond like that with people who have had a go at me

 

If you stop then I stop

 

its not difficult 

[Gemmill 44901]

23 minutes ago, Asprilla said:

I only respond like that with people who have had a go at me

 

If you stop then I stop

 

its not difficult 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

28 minutes ago, Asprilla said:

I only respond like that with people who have had a go at me

 

If you stop then I stop

 

Or I’ll tell my mam on you

[Asprilla 96]

4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

You all enjoy having a pop and I enjoy winding you up

 

i don’t see the problem

 

Basically you’ve all been acting all Vinnie Jones and now you’re rolling around like Neymar

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

1 hour ago, Asprilla said:

You all enjoy having a pop and I enjoy winding you up

 

i don’t see the problem

 

Basically you’ve all been acting all Vinnie Jones and now you’re rolling around like Neymar

I used to work for a women’s surf charity called Salty Little Bitches and they all said that a wire brush and Dettol is the best way to remove the sand from your vagina. 
 

Glad I could help 👍

[Dr Gloom 21929]

looks like we are indeed past the omicron peak. deaths are still worryingly high but they lag by a couple of weeks so will hopefully start to come down soon. 

 

really hope this is the last big wave of this cunt. someone i know told me the other day that government expect seasonal surges like this for at least another 5-6 years

[Asprilla 96]

50 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I used to work for a women’s surf charity called Salty Little Bitches and they all said that a wire brush and Dettol is the best way to remove the sand from your vagina. 
 

Glad I could help 👍

Swing and a miss

 

why not just stop? 

[Asprilla 96]

30 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

looks like we are indeed past the omicron peak. deaths are still worryingly high but they lag by a couple of weeks so will hopefully start to come down soon. 

 

really hope this is the last big wave of this cunt. someone i know told me the other day that government expect seasonal surges like this for at least another 5-6 years

This is encouraging

 

https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2021/dec/31/omicron-fuelled-fourth-covid-wave-has-passed-says-south-africa-as-it-eases-restrictions

[Renton 21628]

29 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

looks like we are indeed past the omicron peak. deaths are still worryingly high but they lag by a couple of weeks so will hopefully start to come down soon. 

 

really hope this is the last big wave of this cunt. someone i know told me the other day that government expect seasonal surges like this for at least another 5-6 years

I don't think anybody knows enough to expect that. I think you'd hope, and tbf expect, the surges to diminish in seriousness from now on like dying ripples unless a new variant at odds to the normal evolutionary course of these viruses somehow emerges. But then there is always the chance of a brand ne de novo virus fucking things up too, given our rape of the planet. Hopefully we will drastically improve monitoring and be much more proactive in intervention though. 

[spongebob toonpants 3997]

21 minutes ago, Renton said:

I don't think anybody knows enough to expect that. I think you'd hope, and tbf expect, the surges to diminish in seriousness from now on like dying ripples 

I hope this is true but Omnicron seems worse than OG covid and and Alpha, and as far as I am aware it could have developed from one of them

If you get a variety that is as transmissible as omicron and as brutal as delta then we will be turbofucked because its a stone cold certainty they won't do anything to prevent the spread.

We just got lucky that Omnicron seems to be not as lethal as Delta

[Isegrim 9780]

 

[spongebob toonpants 3997]

22 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

 

lol If that's true it will be hilarious

[Gemmill 44901]

 

 

[ewerk 30620]

 

'The virus is contained'  

[Gemmill 44901]

This lad knows what time it is. 

 

 

[RobinRobin 11282]

17 hours ago, ewerk said:

 

'The virus is contained'  

Paging TGQ.  Oh no, he's been evicted.

[Dr Gloom 21929]

@Christmas Tree  and @Gemmill beware 

[Gemmill 44901]

10.5 inches is still plenty. 

[Dr Gloom 21929]

yeah yeah 

[Gemmill 44901]

I'll have to hand my notice in at subway though. They were using my knob to measure the buns out. 

CT, I'll put in a word for you. They might be able to use yours to measure the mushroom slices. 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

4 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

yeah yeah 

Please let it be called Hung. 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

CT, I'll put in a word for you. They might be able to use yours to measure the mushroom slices. 

And the minced ginger.