Coronavirus

[trooper 940]

Wales

 

A maximum of six people will be allowed to meet in pubs, cinemas and restaurants in Wales from 26 December, the first minister has announced.

And two metres social distancing rules are to return in public places, Mark Drakeford said.

Licensed premises will have to offer table service only, face masks will have to be worn and contact tracing details collected.

Outdoor events will be limited to 50, with 30 indoors.

Advice has been given to limit household mixing and use lateral flow tests beforehand, with a specific offence for having gatherings of more than 30 people.

[Tom 14001]

Had my third jab this morning, I already feel like shite.  

 

If i die continue to give fish a little bit of stick.

[Gemmill 42665]

 

Bad news for Ant and ewerk. 

 

 

[Gemmill 42665]

This is solely about beating trooper to the punch, but we're through 100k cases in a day for the first time ever. 

[Dr Gloom 21302]

The good news is omicron cases may have already peaked 

[ewerk 29491]

What makes you say that?

[Dr Gloom 21302]

2 minutes ago, ewerk said:

What makes you say that?

Numbers plateauing the last four days or so, rather than rising exponentially, particularly in London (the epicentre).  

[ewerk 29491]

Aye but just wait til you filthy beggars all go home for Christmas spreading it all over the shop.

[ewerk 29491]

Plus we saw 90,000 cases reported yesterday and 106,000 cases today. A jump of over 17%, I wouldn't call that plateauing exactly.

[Gemmill 42665]

I'm old enough to remember when Gloom predicted the end of the pandemic about six weeks ago. 

[Alex 34100]

Listen, Joris Bohnson has saved Xmas. The case numbers are irrelevant as Covid has been given a week off 

[Gemmill 42665]

I'm halfway through a bottle of chocolate liqueurs here and I've just stuck brandy and bourbon (not the biscuits) on tomorrow's click and collect. It's party time here. The only way my mood could be improved is if my test comes back positive in the morning. 

[ewerk 29491]

I'm just about to knock off until 4th January. Christmas has finally come!

[Dr Gloom 21302]

17 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Plus we saw 90,000 cases reported yesterday and 106,000 cases today. A jump of over 17%, I wouldn't call that plateauing exactly.

Is that not just the usual post-weekend spike though? Four days in the 90s prior to that.

Look, I’m clutching for positives, even if I did spot it in the Daily Mail. Cases fell in London yesterday, apparently

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10333125/amp/Covid-cases-stay-flat-fifth-day-row-90-629-expert-says-Omicron-peaked.html

[Alex 34100]

10 minutes ago, ewerk said:

I'm just about to knock off until 4th January. Christmas has finally come!

Has MF hacked your account? 

[Dr Gloom 21302]

With all the staying at home we’ve done lately who hasn’t been knocking one off early in the day? 

[Alex 34100]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

With all the staying at home we’ve done lately who hasn’t been knocking one off early in the day? 

I’m like a right handed Rafa Nadal 

[Alex 34100]

I realise he is technically right handed btw. 

[Meenzer 15115]

Well, he was until the third lockdown.

[Christmas Tree 4438]

Happy fucking days 

 

 

[NJS 4256]

15......

[Gemmill 42665]

Aye 15 people is an absolutely ridiculous "study" to be even reporting results from. 

[Monkeys Fist 41321]

53 minutes ago, Alex said:

I’m like a right handed Rafa Nadal 

 

52 minutes ago, Alex said:

I realise he is technically right handed btw. 

 Lads, always alternate between the Stranger wank and “The Mrs”, avoids lopsidedness  

 

[Christmas Tree 4438]

Negative nancys ffs

 

Theres enough doom and gloom so a bit of positivity is always good.

 

 

[Sonatine 11125]