Coronavirus

[trooper 940]

10 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Sorry that was a joke, obvs. It was just too easy to resist 

Thats ok I'm not his biological dad. But I've been his dad for nearly 30 years he's 35 now

[Dr Gloom 21939]

Jokes aside, I hope it’s a mild case and they recover quickly!

[trooper 940]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

Jokes aside, I hope it’s a mild case and they recover quickly!

Cheers mate we all feel pretty helpless being so far away we're going to arrange some nice food to be sent around for them later today 

[Kid Dynamite 7033]

Well after almost 2 years of working with COVID patients daily, the wife has finally shown a positive LFT today. I did unspeakable things to her last night so it will be a miracle if it doesn't pass to me!! 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

44 minutes ago, trooper said:

Cheers mate we all feel pretty helpless being so far away we're going to arrange some nice food to be sent around for them later today 

“ Delivery from Grandad Trooper, 1 Fillet Steak for Ms. Trooper, 3 super-duper burgers for the boys, 1 bucket of raw tripe for dickhead son. 

Sign here please…”

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

6 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Well after almost 2 years of working with COVID patients daily, the wife has finally shown a positive LFT today. I did unspeakable things to her last night so it will be a miracle if it doesn't pass to me!! 

Surely you having her knickers on like a mask will have kept you safe? 

[Howmanheyman 33267]

1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Well after almost 2 years of working with COVID patients daily, the wife has finally shown a positive LFT today. I did unspeakable things to her last night so it will be a miracle if it doesn't pass to me!! 

You poured her a few glasses of gin?

[Gemmill 44931]

Nigeria bans flights from the UK. Gutted. 

[Alex 35095]

Just had my booster. Triple Moderna-ed now 

[Isegrim 9796]

46 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Nigeria bans flights from the UK. Gutted. 

The Nigerian uncle wept

[Isegrim 9796]

5 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Well after almost 2 years of working with COVID patients daily, the wife has finally shown a positive LFT today. I did unspeakable things to her last night so it will be a miracle if it doesn't pass to me!! 

You made her laugh?

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

59 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Nigeria bans flights from the UK. Gutted. 

Dammit! 
How will the lawyers for the late Prince that left £5 million to you get the money to you now? 
 

[trooper 940]

Covid: UK alert level raised to four due to Omicron

 

[Dr Gloom 21939]

Omnicunt 

[trooper 940]

Bastard Johnson to address the nation at 8pm regarding boosters 

[Gemmill 44931]

It'll be to tell 30 to 39 year olds they can book their booster on the website from tomorrow, even though they've been able to do it since yesterday. 

[trooper 940]

Bastard Johnson to address the nation at 8pm regarding boosters. We've gone from 2 to 3,137 cases of Omicron in the UK in 14 days. We're due an update on the current restrictions in 6 days time 18th. The way things are going i reckon we'll be as near to a full Lockdown without actually calling it that. 

Edited December 12, 2021 by trooper

[Kid Dynamite 7033]

It certainly feels like the last big spike. 3 or 4 premier league clubs with positive cases in the last week. Wouldn't be surprised to see games behind closed doors again soon 

[Sonatine 11393]

Man United players testing positive now.

[Renton 21635]

15 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

It certainly feels like the last big spike. 3 or 4 premier league clubs with positive cases in the last week. Wouldn't be surprised to see games behind closed doors again soon 

 

How the fuck can you check the vaccination/testing  status of 52,000 fans anyway? Also with lateral flow tests, how do you know they have been taken correctly in the right person?

 

Johnson won't lockdown before Xmas., gambling this variant is more benign. But good chance we will have a proper lockdown in January imo. 

 

[trooper 940]

21 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

How the fuck can you check the vaccination/testing  status of 52,000 fans anyway? Also with lateral flow tests, how do you know they have been taken correctly in the right person?

 

Johnson won't lockdown before Xmas., gambling this variant is more benign. But good chance we will have a proper lockdown in January imo. 

 

Its a hell of a gamble give cases of Omicron are probably doubling every 36 hours now 

[Kid Dynamite 7033]

22 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

How the fuck can you check the vaccination/testing  status of 52,000 fans anyway? Also with lateral flow tests, how do you know they have been taken correctly in the right person?

 

Johnson won't lockdown before Xmas., gambling this variant is more benign. But good chance we will have a proper lockdown in January imo. 

 

It's never been done properly anyway. I had to show proof of vaccination to get into Metro arena. Flashed a QR code and got waved through. I reckon every person in there could have flashed the same COVID pass and security would have been none the wiser 

[Renton 21635]

26 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

It's never been done properly anyway. I had to show proof of vaccination to get into Metro arena. Flashed a QR code and got waved through. I reckon every person in there could have flashed the same COVID pass and security would have been none the wiser 

 

Aye, just screengrab any QR code, who's going to cross reference? Let's be generous and say it takes a minute to do this. That would lead to queues hours long at SJP. So either lock down properly or don't bother at all imo. 

[Sonatine 11393]

Johnson's speech is pre-recorded, clearly doesn't want it to interrupt quiz night.

[trooper 940]

16 minutes ago, Sonatine said:

Johnson's speech is pre-recorded, clearly doesn't want it to interrupt quiz night.

Pre recorded so he doesn't have to answer any awkward questions