Coronavirus

[ewerk 29592]

11 minutes ago, Blastronaut said:

 

We're all fine man, no symptoms but it's fucking rife in the kids school so testing fairly regularly. Just a massive ballache, the other lateral flows were all negative but I'm not holding out much hope for a false positive, the lad attends the autism provision at the school and 3/4 of his class haven't been there this last week. 

 

 

Better hope it’s not omnicron or you’re all isolating for ten days whether you’re positive or not.

And hopefully you’re all safe too obviously.

Edited December 8, 2021 by ewerk

[Blastronaut 1320]

3 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Better hope it’s not omnicron or you’re all isolating for ten days whether you’re positive or not.

And hopefully you’re all safe too obviously.

 

So long as everyone stays safe and healthy, 10 days isolation for us all would suit me fine tbh. I'm mostly just fucked off that my other half spaffed £80 on tickets for us to see the Darkness tommorow and my last-ditch get out clause is now pending PCR results.

[Monkeys Fist 41421]

I’d be pissed off if my lass bought Darkness tickets too, mind. 

[Blastronaut 1320]

15 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I’d be pissed off if my lass bought Darkness tickets too, mind. 

 

Buying them at £40 a ticket in the midst of a pandemic is what gets me man. Wouldn't mind seeing them but it's not gonna fucking sell out.

[Renton 20517]

1 hour ago, ewerk said:

Better hope it’s not omnicron or you’re all isolating for ten days whether you’re positive or not.

And hopefully you’re all safe too obviously.

 

I mean, what's the point? We all know Omicron is seeded everywhere and will be dominant by Xmas. So presumably this will be the new rule with 100,000 positive  cases a day? I doubt it, the country will collapse.

[Blastronaut 1320]

8 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

I mean, what's the point? We all know Omicron is seeded everywhere and will be dominant by Xmas. So presumably this will be the new rule with 100,000 positive  cases a day? I doubt it, the country will collapse.

 

Doubt we'll hit those numbers. The gameplan is clearly banking on the majority having mild or no symptoms and taking that to mean it's over and they don't need to get tested.  

[Dr Gloom 21393]

So what they’re saying is go the pub, go to restaurants and the work Christmas do (if it hasn’t been cancelled), but don’t go to work. Sounds alright 

[Monkeys Fist 41421]

Sounds like a week in the life of Gloomy tbf. 

[Renton 20517]

1 hour ago, Blastronaut said:

 

Doubt we'll hit those numbers. The gameplan is clearly banking on the majority having mild or no symptoms and taking that to mean it's over and they don't need to get tested.  

Yeah but if 1 person in a family does get symptoms and tests positive, or if your lateral flow is positive and you test positive on PCR, that means you all have to isolate under current rules. That isn't sustainable is it.

But yeah, there isn't the testing capacity for hundreds of thousands of positives a day. Most centres here blew away with Arwen anyway!

[Monkeys Fist 41421]

29 minutes ago, Renton said:

Most centres here blew away with Arwen anyway!

Troops is going to shit bricks when he reads this at breakfast tomorrow. 

[Gemmill 42960]

5 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

So what they’re saying is go the pub, go to restaurants and the work Christmas do (if it hasn’t been cancelled), but don’t go to work. Sounds alright 

I imagine you've been walking around the house in shades, a beer can hard hat, with a sprig of mistletoe attached to your belt buckle, ever since this press conference finished

[Gemmill 42960]

Mail My Meds at the Balliol Business Park are doing walk-ins for boosters for over 40s, and there's hardly anyone there. 

So if your appointment isnt for a bit, just go there. They'll check the 3 month thing like, so don't go if you don't qualify on that front, but otherwise get walking in. 

[Renton 20517]

3 months now since my booster. Will they do me a booster booster?

[OTF 7147]

12 hours ago, Blastronaut said:

 

Doubt we'll hit those numbers. The gameplan is clearly banking on the majority having mild or no symptoms and taking that to mean it's over and they don't need to get tested.  

 

This is phase 17 of the herd immunity strategy.

[Gemmill 42960]

23 minutes ago, Renton said:

3 months now since my booster. Will they do me a booster booster?

1.5 hours since mine. No ill effects yet.

[Dr Gloom 21393]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

1.5 hours since mine. No ill effects yet.

i was fine for the first 24 hours then felt a bit ropey the following day but nowhere near as rough as after the AZ jab

[trooper 940]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10291683/SAGE-scientists-warn-Plan-B-WONT-solve-Omicron-crisis-hint-Christmas-lite-needed.html

 

SAGE scientists warn Plan B WON'T solve Omicron crisis in hint 'Christmas lite' may be needed to stop 1million cases of super-strain and 1,000 daily admissions by New Year

[trooper 940]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

1.5 hours since mine. No ill effects yet.

Nice one me & Mrs T booked in for the booster at Killingworth on the 19th 

[Gemmill 42960]

Just now, trooper said:

Nice one me & Mrs T booked in for the booster at Killingworth on the 19th 

You can walk in at the place I went today assuming it's 3 months since your last one. Get yourself protected for Santa coming. 

[Gemmill 42960]

Omicron is a fucking limp dick, lads. 

 

[PaddockLad 16636]

Thats why last nights statement was a parcel of  dead cat nonsense vomit..."work from home but by all means go to the office party".... 

[Gemmill 42960]

Aye. Well it didn't take me long to extract myself from the Christmas do. Email sent this morning... "in light of recent developments...". 

Absolutely tremendous. 

[Dr Gloom 21393]

6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Omicron is a fucking limp dick, lads. 

 

makes you wonder why people are still losing their minds over it. 

[Gemmill 42960]

Well, speaking personally, it was entirely performative. 

[Dr Gloom 21393]

absolute nonsense