Coronavirus

[Alex 35095]

Seen a few references to Minority Report on Twitter

[ewerk 30629]

On 02/12/2021 at 09:09, Gemmill said:

OHHHH THE WORM HAS TURNED. 

Booked in for the 15th. 

SUCK MY BOOSTER! 

Booked for the 9th. My how the tables have turned.

[Gemmill 44930]

Feeb priorities. Medical professionals successfully identifying the weak. I can't argue with it. 

[ewerk 30629]

Says the man who could be instantly killed with a fridge magnet.

[Dr Gloom 21937]

Boosted, bitches. There was a hipster special at the walk-in vaccine clinic 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

49 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Boosted, bitches. There was a hipster special at the walk-in vaccine clinic 

Can you imagine a “Craft” vaccine, and the absolute guff they’d use to describe it? 
 

“ Having been given an 18th Century syringe that his Differently Abled neighbour dug up, our Master Brewer, Crispin, was inspired to create our new, pure, vaccine- The H to Oh. 
 

We marinate organic mango, Bacon Frazzles, and some artisanal lettuce for two weeks in our repurposed outdoor vats, then cold-filter it through authentic Artex tiles for 2 months, removing all the impurities and ingredients, leaving us with our pristine, vegan and gluten-free H to Oh vaccine. 
 

As our co-op motto is “Sharing is Caring”, all our vaccines are injected from the same 18th Century syringe that inspired our creation*
 

* Putrid Rat Brewery will donate 20p from each vaccine shot (£15:30 per shot) to the funeral costs of all our valued customers.”

[Ayatollah Hermione 13881]

Not nearly enough shots at “supermarket lagers” in there to be truly authentic.

[Gemmill 44930]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/dec/07/scientists-find-stealth-version-of-omicron-not-identifiable-with-pcr-test-covid-variant

This thing is the ultimate pisstaker.

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/dec/07/scientists-find-stealth-version-of-omicron-not-identifiable-with-pcr-test-covid-variant

This thing is the ultimate pisstaker.

@trooper- you’re slacking here mate, Gemmill’s getting the drop on you. 

[Gemmill 44930]

The NHS website now allows you to book your booster within 3 months of your second jab if you're 40-49.

Just brought mine forward to tomorrow cos no fucking way is @ewerkgetting his jab before me. 

Anyway, TT's 40 to 49 year olds, get it sorted! 

Edited December 8, 2021 by Gemmill

[ewerk 30629]

Well you’re going to have to be up pretty damned early because I’m booked for 9.30am tomorrow.  

[Gemmill 44930]

1 minute ago, ewerk said:

Well you’re going to have to be up pretty damned early because I’m booked for 9.30am tomorrow.  

EAT MY GOAL! 

[ewerk 30629]

[trooper 940]

[Meenzer 15550]

Of course Kunt's 2021 update is set to this of all tunes

 

 

[trooper 940]

Looks like " Plan B" will be introduced in the next few days/hours

 

Edited December 8, 2021 by trooper

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

3 hours ago, trooper said:

Looks like " Plan B" will be introduced in the next few days/hours

 

Why wait?
 

Here he is! 

[Dr Gloom 21937]

This year’s attendance unlikely to be as big as the last time he played the Tory Xmas party 

Edited December 8, 2021 by Dr Gloom

[Tom 14011]

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13881]

Can’t decide if that was a worse attempted distraction than it was an attempted COVID policy

[Blastronaut 1333]

Ah the fucking joys.

 

Third born has just gone and tested positive on a lateral flow. Just had to haul our family of six down for walk through PCR tests.

 

Quite the experience though, kids got to witness the testing staff get hardcore with a wee old wife with an oxygen tank that refused to wear a face covering.

 

 

 

 

[trooper 940]

Coming to a cinema near you. But you must wear a mask to go & see it.

 

[Gemmill 44930]

Ah fuck hope you're all alright. 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

6 minutes ago, Blastronaut said:

get hardcore with a wee old wife with an oxygen tank that refused to wear a face covering.

[Blastronaut 1333]

11 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Ah fuck hope you're all alright. 

 

We're all fine man, no symptoms but it's fucking rife in the kids school so testing fairly regularly. Just a massive ballache, the other lateral flows were all negative but I'm not holding out much hope for a false positive, the lad attends the autism provision at the school and 3/4 of his class haven't been there this last week.