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5 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

Force them to live in the shed for a while, as long as you agree to pay for therapy afterwards?

 

[Gemmill 44900]

Good luck to the Fists. 

 

Starmer's got it. If he gets through without having to wear a ventilator, he should make a big feature of that at his next PMQs. Calling Johnson a soft cunt and that. 

[NJS 4386]

With a topping of him being a fat oaf contributing as well. 

[wykikitoon 20156]

21 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Good luck to the Fists. 

 

Starmer's got it. If he gets through without having to wear a ventilator, he should make a big feature of that at his next PMQs. Calling Johnson a soft cunt and that. 

The soft cunt is probably using it as an excuse as to not push Sunak the fucking Tory plant.

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

As if my day couldn’t get any worse, Mrs.F has “asked if it’s alright” that she’s bringing a puppy home- in previous discussions about us having a shit machine, the one and only breed I specifically said I didn’t want under any circumstances was a Cocker Spaniel. 
 

 

Guess what breed this little Mackem fucker is? 
 

 

#cans 

[Tom 14011]

Fucking hell  

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

It’s costing her a PS5, amongst other unspeakables. 

[ewerk 30620]

That's odd. You sure she's getting it from a proper dealer?

[PaddockLad 17281]

3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

As if my day couldn’t get any worse, Mrs.F has “asked if it’s alright” that she’s bringing a puppy home- in previous discussions about us having a shit machine, the one and only breed I specifically said I didn’t want under any circumstances was a Cocker Spaniel. 
 

 

Guess what breed this little Mackem fucker is? 
 

 

#cans 

 

"Wicket the Wonderdog likes this 👍" 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

Bog Brush Terrier? 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

2 minutes ago, ewerk said:

That's odd. You sure she's getting it from a proper dealer?

It’s 6 months old, Grandparents of a colleague had it but one of them broke a hip so they can’t look after it properly. 
She’s played all her guilt-cards in a Royal Flush, crafty shithouse 

[PaddockLad 17281]

9 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Bog Brush Terrier? 

 

Hes a shaggy dog story

 

 

[Gemmill 44900]

 

Dylan says to tell you that cockers have "bullshit energy levels". 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

Aye, and death breath, psycho problems and fucked up joints. 
 

Which is a good part of why I didn’t want one. 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

Dweezil… best shot I could get. 
Fucker is 100mph

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13873]

Wor lass has two cats and one of them is a right little mardy bastard who will only engage on his own terms and sleeps 15 hours a day. He’s my hero

[Gemmill 44900]

41 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Dweezil… best shot I could get. 
Fucker is 100mph

 

 

Good looking lad. I take it part of the deal was you could name him. :lol:

 

 

[strawb 4266]

Default bulldog. Best kind of dogs tbh

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

Good looking lad. I take it part of the deal was you could name him. :lol:

 

 

Oh yes. 
His mackem name is history- I’ll be honest, I’m amazed everyone accepted Dweezil without batting an eyelid. 
 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

19 minutes ago, strawb said:

Default bulldog. Best kind of dogs tbh

Bulldogs are basically (semi) sentient scrotums with teeth and farts. 

[Gemmill 44900]

19 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Oh yes. 
His mackem name is history- I’ll be honest, I’m amazed everyone accepted Dweezil without batting an eyelid. 
 

 

So is this your dog now? Or is there some sort of trial occurring? 

 

Now that he's lost his slave name and been made a free man, you can't send him back. 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

Aye, he’s still getting used to electric lights and warmth, but he’s ours, nee takesy-backies. 

[Gemmill 44900]

Ah that's mint. Dylan used to get right on my tits, but I'm finally, in the last week or two, at the point where he can go for a full walk off the lead and I don't have to worry about him dicking off after other dogs too much. 

 

I can actually enjoy dog walks now, just watching him run around like a fucking lunatic and it's class. 

 

Good luck with him. 👍

[strawb 4266]

33 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Bulldogs are basically (semi) sentient scrotums with teeth and farts. 

She’s the best dog I’ve ever had tbh. Grew up with labradors which are great too but miles more personality in a bulldog 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

13 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Ah that's mint. Dylan used to get right on my tits, but I'm finally, in the last week or two, at the point where he can go for a full walk off the lead and I don't have to worry about him dicking off after other dogs too much. 

 

I can actually enjoy dog walks now, just watching him run around like a fucking lunatic and it's class. 

 

Good luck with him. 👍

He’s clearly had some training, but he’ll need a bit of work yet. 
Lovely temperament so far.