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[Meenzer 16705]

  On 27/10/2021 at 12:48, Rayvin said:

Force them to live in the shed for a while, as long as you agree to pay for therapy afterwards?

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[Gemmill 51957]

Good luck to the Fists. 

 

Starmer's got it. If he gets through without having to wear a ventilator, he should make a big feature of that at his next PMQs. Calling Johnson a soft cunt and that. 

[NJS 4679]

With a topping of him being a fat oaf contributing as well. 

[wykikitoon 23616]

  On 27/10/2021 at 13:11, Gemmill said:

Good luck to the Fists. 

 

Starmer's got it. If he gets through without having to wear a ventilator, he should make a big feature of that at his next PMQs. Calling Johnson a soft cunt and that. 

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The soft cunt is probably using it as an excuse as to not push Sunak the fucking Tory plant.

[Monkeys Fist 46012]

As if my day couldn’t get any worse, Mrs.F has “asked if it’s alright” that she’s bringing a puppy home- in previous discussions about us having a shit machine, the one and only breed I specifically said I didn’t want under any circumstances was a Cocker Spaniel. 
 

 

Guess what breed this little Mackem fucker is? 
 

 

#cans 

[Tom 14195]

Fucking hell  

[Monkeys Fist 46012]

It’s costing her a PS5, amongst other unspeakables. 

[ewerk 33920]

That's odd. You sure she's getting it from a proper dealer?

[PaddockLad 19486]

  On 27/10/2021 at 14:20, Monkeys Fist said:

As if my day couldn’t get any worse, Mrs.F has “asked if it’s alright” that she’s bringing a puppy home- in previous discussions about us having a shit machine, the one and only breed I specifically said I didn’t want under any circumstances was a Cocker Spaniel. 
 

 

Guess what breed this little Mackem fucker is? 
 

 

#cans 

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"Wicket the Wonderdog likes this 👍" 

[Monkeys Fist 46012]

Bog Brush Terrier? 

[Monkeys Fist 46012]

  On 27/10/2021 at 14:26, ewerk said:

That's odd. You sure she's getting it from a proper dealer?

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It’s 6 months old, Grandparents of a colleague had it but one of them broke a hip so they can’t look after it properly. 
She’s played all her guilt-cards in a Royal Flush, crafty shithouse 

[PaddockLad 19486]

  On 27/10/2021 at 14:27, Monkeys Fist said:

Bog Brush Terrier? 

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Hes a shaggy dog story

 

 

[Gemmill 51957]

 

Dylan says to tell you that cockers have "bullshit energy levels". 

[Monkeys Fist 46012]

Aye, and death breath, psycho problems and fucked up joints. 
 

Which is a good part of why I didn’t want one. 

[Monkeys Fist 46012]

Dweezil… best shot I could get. 
Fucker is 100mph

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15002]

Wor lass has two cats and one of them is a right little mardy bastard who will only engage on his own terms and sleeps 15 hours a day. He’s my hero

[Gemmill 51957]

  On 27/10/2021 at 16:09, Monkeys Fist said:

Dweezil… best shot I could get. 
Fucker is 100mph

 

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Good looking lad. I take it part of the deal was you could name him. :lol:

 

 

[strawb 4699]

Default bulldog. Best kind of dogs tbh

[Monkeys Fist 46012]

  On 27/10/2021 at 16:51, Gemmill said:

 

Good looking lad. I take it part of the deal was you could name him. :lol:

 

 

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Oh yes. 
His mackem name is history- I’ll be honest, I’m amazed everyone accepted Dweezil without batting an eyelid. 
 

[Monkeys Fist 46012]

  On 27/10/2021 at 17:36, strawb said:

Default bulldog. Best kind of dogs tbh

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Bulldogs are basically (semi) sentient scrotums with teeth and farts. 

[Gemmill 51957]

  On 27/10/2021 at 17:55, Monkeys Fist said:

Oh yes. 
His mackem name is history- I’ll be honest, I’m amazed everyone accepted Dweezil without batting an eyelid. 
 

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So is this your dog now? Or is there some sort of trial occurring? 

 

Now that he's lost his slave name and been made a free man, you can't send him back. 

[Monkeys Fist 46012]

Aye, he’s still getting used to electric lights and warmth, but he’s ours, nee takesy-backies. 

[Gemmill 51957]

Ah that's mint. Dylan used to get right on my tits, but I'm finally, in the last week or two, at the point where he can go for a full walk off the lead and I don't have to worry about him dicking off after other dogs too much. 

 

I can actually enjoy dog walks now, just watching him run around like a fucking lunatic and it's class. 

 

Good luck with him. 👍

[strawb 4699]

  On 27/10/2021 at 17:56, Monkeys Fist said:

Bulldogs are basically (semi) sentient scrotums with teeth and farts. 

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She’s the best dog I’ve ever had tbh. Grew up with labradors which are great too but miles more personality in a bulldog 

[Monkeys Fist 46012]

  On 27/10/2021 at 18:31, Gemmill said:

Ah that's mint. Dylan used to get right on my tits, but I'm finally, in the last week or two, at the point where he can go for a full walk off the lead and I don't have to worry about him dicking off after other dogs too much. 

 

I can actually enjoy dog walks now, just watching him run around like a fucking lunatic and it's class. 

 

Good luck with him. 👍

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He’s clearly had some training, but he’ll need a bit of work yet. 
Lovely temperament so far.