Coronavirus

[Tom 14011]

 

[Renton 21437]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

I turned contact tracing off, thinking of just deleting the fucking thing so I don’t get pinged before my holiday next week 

 

I turned that off in October last year. Any pings from signing into venues are purely advisory or for information, I've left it on for that.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

"Awwwwww sorry boss, course I'll uninstall it. Sorry again boss"

Sly, Dolph, Devito and Kojak

[Gemmill 44557]

I work from home dipshit. Isolating doesn't get me off work, it just stops me from leaving the house. 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

"It won't happen again boss" gemmill 

[Sonatine 11329]

 

[Gemmill 44557]

 

 

[Isegrim 9741]

When the seagulls follow the Rentons it is because they just want to get entertained.

[Monkeys Fist 42191]

28 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

When the seagulls follow the Rentons it is because they just want to get entertained.

Are you anywhere near the flooded areas mate? 
Hope you and yours are all ok. 👍

[Ayatollah Hermione 13842]

Been on the jars in Tynemouth today, it was fucking rammed but I checked in everywhere. Sometimes twice. Give me those 10 paid days off, baby. Let’s game the system and watch the Olympics on Japanese time 

[Alex 34952]

Shockingly there’s been some suggestion that fans tested positive and went to Wembley last weekend anyway. 

[Isegrim 9741]

9 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Are you anywhere near the flooded areas mate? 
Hope you and yours are all ok. 👍

No, we already had a lot of rain a couple of weeks ago but got spared this time.

[Gemmill 44557]

Johnson and Sunak both pinged following contact with Javid and both have confirmed that they won't be isolating because they're, very conveniently, part of a pilot scheme to do daily tests instead.

 

Any chance of anyone strictly following isolation rules between now and August 16th is now non existent. Anyone currently isolating will be going to the pub today. 

[ewerk 30394]

They’re not even pretending any more.

[Dr Gloom 21868]

Why not? No sign that continuing taking the piss out of the public is cutting through yet

Westminster Voting Intention:

CON 57% (+14)

LAB 21% (-11)

LD 7% (-2)

GRN 5% (-1)

SNP 5% (+2)

OTH 6% (-)

Survation, July 20 - 25.

[Rayvin 5189]

Are those numbers for real or did you make them up?

 

EDIT - just saw the date, nvm. I'm so used to bad news on that front that I actually found that fringe believable.

Edited July 18, 2021 by Rayvin

[Dr Gloom 21868]

it's a joke - look at the dates

it wouldn't surprise me though 

[Renton 21437]

Currently conservatives on 43%, Labour on 33%. Sorry, this makes me angry, the people of this country are a fucking joke and deserve all they get.

 

Off for.a walk in the hills to clear my mind now. And, btw, there are no fucking seagulls here. 

[Gemmill 44557]

Didn't even make it to lunchtime before the u-turn came. They're both isolating now. Unfuckingreal, these cunts. 

 

[trooper 940]

[Dr Gloom 21868]

44 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Didn't even make it to lunchtime before the u-turn came. They're both isolating now. Unfuckingreal, these cunts. 

 

157 minutes - that’s less time than it takes to watch most marvel movies 

[Howmanheyman 32888]

7 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

157 minutes - that’s less time than it takes to watch most marvel movies 

FAO the fish.......

 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Hope all the tory lads are okay 

[Gemmill 44557]

I hope the opposite. POLARISED AGAIN. 

[trooper 940]

So tomorrow Boris will declare " Freedom Day" while in isolation. You really couldn't make this shit up