Coronavirus

[Dr Gloom 21924]

but fuck off, at least i don't hate an adorable new born puppy!

[Gemmill 44882]

46 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

but fuck off, at least i don't hate an adorable new born puppy!

 

He's a cunt. 

[Gemmill 44882]

 

Look at the attitude on him. Thinks he's fucking Liam Gallagher. Your coat's too big dickhead! 

[The Fish 10857]

Got my appointment for the first jab. 

 

Hoping it gives me superpowers.

[Toonpack 9414]

22 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

Look at the attitude on him. Thinks he's fucking Liam Gallagher. Your coat's too big dickhead! 

You love him really

[Meenzer 15531]

 

This is what dog ownership does to a man. Be warned.

[Dr Gloom 21924]

3 hours ago, The Fish said:

Got my appointment for the first jab. 

 

Hoping it gives me superpowers.

Bravado Boy?

Comedy Kid?

Captain Verbose?

[The Fish 10857]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

Bravado Boy?

Comedy Kid?

Captain Verbose?

Just three of my secret identities.

[Gemmill 44882]

What the fuck? Is this cos you look 70?

[The Fish 10857]

29 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

What the fuck? Is this cos you look 70?

I think it's either because I live in a Tory stronghold and they haven't cottoned on yet, or it's linked to the NHS fuck up where they thought I was the Dave with a transplant and have sickle cell anemia...

[spongebob toonpants 3996]

i'm booked in for Sunday - instantly immune to everything, correct?

[ewerk 30611]

They're definitely doing this rollout in reverse order of sexiness.

[The Fish 10857]

10 minutes ago, ewerk said:

They're definitely doing this rollout in reverse order of sexiness.

Already had your third booster shot then?

[Dr Gloom 21924]

22 minutes ago, ewerk said:

They're definitely doing this rollout in reverse order of sexiness.

I didn't know Gemmill had the vaccine already

[Tom 14011]

27 minutes ago, ewerk said:

They're definitely doing this rollout in reverse order of sexiness.

Please consider the implications of this post further.

[RobinRobin 11279]

11 hours ago, spongebob toonpants said:

i'm booked in for Sunday - instantly immune to everything, correct?

Does that include being immune to giving a fuck about NUFC? 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13869]

Positive tests at a Seaham school already. Ah shit, here we go again 

[Gemmill 44882]

SCHOOLS ARE SAFE! TEACHERS DON'T NEED VACCINES! 

[PaddockLad 17266]

Visited 5 surgeries across Dorset yesterday....no 2nd doses of vaccine have been scheduled for delivery as yet....got to say I’m not confident about getting mine within 3 months now. Which leaves us where?  

[sammynb 3355]

Without a blood clot possibly!

[ewerk 30611]

Aye, you'd be better off asking for the Australian vaccine.

[ewerk 30611]

1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

Visited 5 surgeries across Dorset yesterday....no 2nd doses of vaccine have been scheduled for delivery as yet....got to say I’m not confident about getting mine within 3 months now. Which leaves us where?  

11 weeks after initial dose is the current plan.

[Gemmill 44882]

1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

Visited 5 surgeries across Dorset yesterday....no 2nd doses of vaccine have been scheduled for delivery as yet....got to say I’m not confident about getting mine within 3 months now. Which leaves us where?  

 

Maybe they read your posts on here about how the first one gave you a booboo on your arm and they don't think you can hack number 2.

 

I haven't even had the OFFER of one dose yet, you greedy cunts!

 

[sammynb 3355]

12 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Aye, you'd be better off asking for the Australian vaccine.

 

It’s the same fucking vaccine as our tories are helping out boris and his cunty mates!

We could have had the pfizer ine but no cunts united.

[ewerk 30611]

Then invent your own fucking vaccine, ya flamin' ungrateful drongo.

Edited March 12, 2021 by ewerk