Coronavirus

[Dr Gloom 24091]

but fuck off, at least i don't hate an adorable new born puppy!

[Gemmill 51777]

  On 08/03/2021 at 11:04, Dr Gloom said:

but fuck off, at least i don't hate an adorable new born puppy!

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He's a cunt. 

[Gemmill 51777]

 

Look at the attitude on him. Thinks he's fucking Liam Gallagher. Your coat's too big dickhead! 

[The Fish 11379]

Got my appointment for the first jab. 

 

Hoping it gives me superpowers.

[Toonpack 11938]

  On 08/03/2021 at 13:27, Gemmill said:

 

Look at the attitude on him. Thinks he's fucking Liam Gallagher. Your coat's too big dickhead! 

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You love him really

[Meenzer 16656]

 

This is what dog ownership does to a man. Be warned.

[Dr Gloom 24091]

  On 09/03/2021 at 11:15, The Fish said:

Got my appointment for the first jab. 

 

Hoping it gives me superpowers.

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Bravado Boy?

Comedy Kid?

Captain Verbose?

[The Fish 11379]

  On 09/03/2021 at 14:24, Dr Gloom said:

Bravado Boy?

Comedy Kid?

Captain Verbose?

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Just three of my secret identities.

[Gemmill 51777]

What the fuck? Is this cos you look 70?

[The Fish 11379]

  On 09/03/2021 at 14:36, Gemmill said:

What the fuck? Is this cos you look 70?

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I think it's either because I live in a Tory stronghold and they haven't cottoned on yet, or it's linked to the NHS fuck up where they thought I was the Dave with a transplant and have sickle cell anemia...

[spongebob toonpants 4470]

i'm booked in for Sunday - instantly immune to everything, correct?

[ewerk 33773]

They're definitely doing this rollout in reverse order of sexiness.

[The Fish 11379]

  On 09/03/2021 at 15:24, ewerk said:

They're definitely doing this rollout in reverse order of sexiness.

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Already had your third booster shot then?

[Dr Gloom 24091]

  On 09/03/2021 at 15:24, ewerk said:

They're definitely doing this rollout in reverse order of sexiness.

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I didn't know Gemmill had the vaccine already

[Tom 14181]

  On 09/03/2021 at 15:24, ewerk said:

They're definitely doing this rollout in reverse order of sexiness.

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Please consider the implications of this post further.

[RobinRobin 12753]

  On 09/03/2021 at 15:15, spongebob toonpants said:

i'm booked in for Sunday - instantly immune to everything, correct?

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Does that include being immune to giving a fuck about NUFC? 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14948]

Positive tests at a Seaham school already. Ah shit, here we go again 

[Gemmill 51777]

SCHOOLS ARE SAFE! TEACHERS DON'T NEED VACCINES! 

[PaddockLad 19448]

Visited 5 surgeries across Dorset yesterday....no 2nd doses of vaccine have been scheduled for delivery as yet....got to say I’m not confident about getting mine within 3 months now. Which leaves us where?  

[sammynb 3948]

Without a blood clot possibly!

[ewerk 33773]

Aye, you'd be better off asking for the Australian vaccine.

[ewerk 33773]

  On 12/03/2021 at 06:55, PaddockLad said:

Visited 5 surgeries across Dorset yesterday....no 2nd doses of vaccine have been scheduled for delivery as yet....got to say I’m not confident about getting mine within 3 months now. Which leaves us where?  

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11 weeks after initial dose is the current plan.

[Gemmill 51777]

  On 12/03/2021 at 06:55, PaddockLad said:

Visited 5 surgeries across Dorset yesterday....no 2nd doses of vaccine have been scheduled for delivery as yet....got to say I’m not confident about getting mine within 3 months now. Which leaves us where?  

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Maybe they read your posts on here about how the first one gave you a booboo on your arm and they don't think you can hack number 2.

 

I haven't even had the OFFER of one dose yet, you greedy cunts!

 

[sammynb 3948]

  On 12/03/2021 at 08:03, ewerk said:

Aye, you'd be better off asking for the Australian vaccine.

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It’s the same fucking vaccine as our tories are helping out boris and his cunty mates!

We could have had the pfizer ine but no cunts united.

[ewerk 33773]

Then invent your own fucking vaccine, ya flamin' ungrateful drongo.

Edited March 12, 2021 by ewerk