Coronavirus

[Alex 34952]

4 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Rather that, than needing one to find my cock

The phrase ‘hung like a Chinese mouse’ springs to mind 

[Isegrim 9741]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

The phrase ‘hung like a Chinese mouse’ springs to mind 

How is Gemmill, did you say?

[Monkeys Fist 42190]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

 

No. You can zoom the words now with your fingers you know. Takes ages like, especially when your fingers are arthritic. 

Takes even longer on mine. 
(which button is the zoom?) 

[Kid Dynamite 7011]

Brutal 

 

[strawb 4194]

3 hours ago, Toonpack said:

Rather that, than needing one to find my cock

Like you have a reason to find your cock anyway. Hasn’t been wet in 20 years and you piss in a bag

[Meenzer 15466]

 

 

Honestly, what the fuck is the point of this kind of announcement? All it tells people is "sure, you're not allowed to have anyone round to your house but we won't police anything that's 14 people or less, so go for it".

 

We're never going to get out of this, are we?

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42190]

I’m guessing the sign language guy didn’t change expression for the entirety of the announcement.

” Eh…?”

[Dr Gloom 21868]

Wait, what?

[Alex 34952]

10 hours ago, Meenzer said:

 

 

Honestly, what the fuck is the point of this kind of announcement? All it tells people is "sure, you're not allowed to have anyone round to your house but we won't police anything that's 14 people or less, so go for it".

 

We're never going to get out of this, are we?

 

 

Oh, and we haven’t got the police to enforce it with any regularity either

[ewerk 30394]

9 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

Wait, what?

I guess 'Government to provide necessary support to covid sufferers' just wasn't as catchy a headline.

Also, it's going to cost £453m a week? Are we expecting 900,000 cases a week now?

[Dr Gloom 21868]

400 people...! that would be a massive wedding even if we weren't at the peak of a pandemic

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-55764673

[ewerk 30394]

Oy vey!

[Meenzer 15466]

In an extra touch of the bizarre, apparently the rabbi who was the school principal died from the virus last April. You'd think that might have left an impression, but nope.

[Dr Gloom 21868]

wtf were the school doing taking the booking?

[Renton 21435]

So the new variant is associated with a higher mortality rate after all. This just keeps on getting better. 😱

 

[Rayvin 5189]

Is this the one that is 8 times more resistant to vaccines?

 

I'm struggling to keep up with the doomscrolling tbh, I've long assumed we bottomed out into a hell dimension sometime around 2016.

[Tom 14011]

That explains the lack of PS5s.

[ewerk 30394]

Those Chinese just refuse to be beaten.

[Renton 21435]

3 hours ago, Rayvin said:

Is this the one that is 8 times more resistant to vaccines?

 

I'm struggling to keep up with the doomscrolling tbh, I've long assumed we bottomed out into a hell dimension sometime around 2016.

 

The English one spreads like fuck and fucks you up more, but is stopped by the vaccine.

 

The SA one doesn't spread faster, its unknown if it fucks you up more, and it might be vaccine resistant.

 

The Brazil one, fuck knows.

 

Hope that clears it up for you and wasn't too technical.

[Sonatine 11329]

 

[ewerk 30394]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-55795608
 

Time to pipe down, Gemmill.

[Monkeys Fist 42190]

Why has Tubbs the Lurker “thanked” that comment? 
 

 

[RobinRobin 11192]

13 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Why has Tubbs the Lurker “thanked” that comment? 
 

 

Fat fingers?

[Meenzer 15466]

Maybe he's bored of having to affect a lisp while home schooling for maximum authenticity.

[Dr Gloom 21868]

Meanwhile, in New Zealand, they’re already back to putting on music festivals