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[Renton 21231]

Paddock lad blatantly bullied by the Scots' lads at his school in Kirk Yetholm, hence he fleed as far south as he physically could when he got long trousers. 

 

 

Edited November 17, 2020 by Renton

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

21 minutes ago, Renton said:

Paddock lad blatantly bullied by the Scots' lads at his school in Kirk Yetholm, hence he fleed as far south as he physically could when he got long trousers. 

 

 

 

Looks like the Bigg Market on a Tuesday night.

[PaddockLad 17065]

54 minutes ago, Renton said:

Paddock lad blatantly bullied by the Scots' lads at his school in Kirk Yetholm, hence he fleed as far south as he physically could when he got long trousers. 

 

 

Kirk Yetholm? How fuckin dare you. I was bullied to within an inch of my life four miles away in Morebattle

 

 

Edited November 17, 2020 by PaddockLad

[ewerk 30221]

These aren’t real places, right?

[PaddockLad 17065]

2 minutes ago, ewerk said:

These aren’t real places, right?

We don’t tie bridegrooms to a horse and cart then tar & feather them, if that’s what you’re wondering?   

 

 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

8 minutes ago, ewerk said:

These aren’t real places, right?

 

They aren't far from Kelso where my uncle lives 😃 Lovely part of the world actually (Apart from the apparent bullying obviously).

[ewerk 30221]

6 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

We don’t tie bridegrooms to a horse and cart then tar & feather them, if that’s what you’re wondering?   

 

 

No but the Laird does still get his way with the bride on the wedding night?

[Monkeys Fist 42004]

3 hours ago, ewerk said:

No but the Laird does still get his way with the bride on the wedding night?

Depends on whether she’s in the summer or winter pasture. 

[PaddockLad 17065]

7 hours ago, Anorthernsoul said:

 

They aren't far from Kelso where my uncle lives 😃 Lovely part of the world actually (Apart from the apparent bullying obviously).

If he’s an NUFC supporter there’s a fair chance I’ve at least had a pint with him...

 

This was taken from the garden of my childhood home in the summer....the sale of which is completes on Friday 😢

[PaddockLad 17065]

4 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Depends on whether she’s in the summer or winter pasture. 

No king of any country had proper jurisdiction over my ancestors...until, at the Union of the Crowns, James VI / I rounded the brigands up and either hung them on the spot or transported them to Workington and from there to Ireland....some say that’s when their problems really began

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42004]

So as a Border Reiver lad, what freaky weirdness applies to the accent from your valley? 
The clampets from Kielder think “tomorrow” is too convenient, it being just one word, so they say “the next again day” 

[Dr Gloom 21800]

Toby Young covering himself in glory as usual this morning 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42004]

How absolutely predictable he’d come out with shit like that. 

[Alex 34786]

And the Daily Mail. How many people normally die from flu in a year then? How many people who get flu suffer from debilitating side effects months later? How much of a cunt do you have to be to write stuff like that to get attention? 

Edited November 18, 2020 by Alex

[Dr Gloom 21800]

it's basic maths. 50k as a percentage of 5m is actually 1%, not 0.1%

i'm embarrassed for him that he still hasn't deleted the tweet 

 

 

[Dr Gloom 21800]

it's ten times as deadly as seasonal flu ffs

[Dr Gloom 21800]

[Monkeys Fist 42004]

Just in case anyone hasn’t had the pleasure…

https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/call-yourself-a-friend-
 

( Scuba diving called off due to rain???  ) 

[Sonatine 11304]

 

 

[PaddockLad 17065]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

So as a Border Reiver lad, what freaky weirdness applies to the accent from your valley? 
The clampets from Kielder think “tomorrow” is too convenient, it being just one word, so they say “the next again day” 

 

 

Yeah we said that as teenagers..."ragde"was an adjective rather than a noun ie "thon cunts fuckin radged!" meaning "that chappy is eccentrically over exuberant and boisterous" 

 

"That cunts fuckin donnart" 

 

& 

 

""That cunts fuckin burdit"

 

were both accusations of foolishness in adolescent males (go figure ) and I've never heard anyone either in Scotland or Northumberland use them outside of the Kale Valley...

 

 

Edited November 18, 2020 by PaddockLad

[Monkeys Fist 42004]

“thon” 

Tune in the next again day for more archaic language from the land of confusion- are we English or are we Sweaties? We’re both, and neither! 

[spongebob toonpants 3925]

On 12/11/2020 at 15:10, spongebob toonpants said:

This kid in our Warehouse called in Monday morning to say her partner had woken up feeling shit and running a fever. She called NHS to arrange a test, got told they couldn't do it in person as showing symptoms. Received test Tuesday,  did it, sent it back, still waiting for results, so still no idea if I have to test the rest of the staff or not. Its fucking pathetic.

Got the results back Saturday, she was clear boyfriend had it. Then got a message yesterday saying she had been in proximity to someone who had tested positive (you don't say) and to isolate for two weeks. Not from the date they requested tests, from the date got tests back, so a cool 3 weeks in total. Nice efficient system you got there

[Sonatine 11304]

 

[Alex 34786]

Their opinion on this would be utterly fucking worthless even when they were famous. I’d want them to both catch it and die if it didn’t mean the stupid cunts would probably end up giving it to loads of other people in the process 

Edited November 20, 2020 by Alex

[Meenzer 15369]

23 minutes ago, Sonatine said: