Renton 21636 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 Hey, if it wasn't for kids your wife would be unemployed, remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gemmill 44936 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Renton said: Hey, if it wasn't for kids your wife would be unemployed, remember. I've told her she can pack in if she likes. Get away from all the little infected bellwhiffs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21636 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 He's gone mad, he has. Lack of glucose to the brain I suspect. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44936 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 I dunno how you fucking dare, you were displaying serious Rik off the young ones energy back in Feb, bouncing off the walls "LADS THE WORLD IS ENDING AND THE LADY WHO SITS NEXT TO ME HAS THE SNIFFLES." I repeatedly had to peel you off the ceiling and put you back behind your desk. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21636 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I dunno how you fucking dare, you were displaying serious Rik off the young ones energy back in Feb, bouncing off the walls "LADS THE WORLD IS ENDING AND THE LADY WHO SITS NEXT TO ME HAS THE SNIFFLES." I repeatedly had to peel you off the ceiling and put you back behind your desk. She'd never had a day off in her career, suddenly came down with acute cough and fever. Same with lass in front, I was in a covid sandwich. A middle-aged covid sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 Just now, Renton said: She'd never had a day off in her career, suddenly came down with acute cough and fever. Same with lass in front, I was in a covid sandwich. A middle-aged covid sandwich. Shippam’s Fish Paste? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44936 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 5 minutes ago, Renton said: She'd never had a day off in her career, suddenly came down with acute cough and fever. Same with lass in front, I was in a covid sandwich. A middle-aged covid sandwich. a covid tailspin is what you were in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 136 pupils the entire year 13 having to self isolate at Walbottle Academy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44936 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 4 minutes ago, trooper said: 136 pupils the entire year 13 having to self isolate at Walbottle Academy Don't worry Troops, no child will be left behind. We carry on regardless and they all finish this school year having learned 25 percent of what they should. And next year they move up a year because nothing can get in the way of learning, not even a pandemic. Even though it quite clearly is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9445 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 1 hour ago, ewerk said: The cost of what you're suggesting and the consequent delay of those kids and the ones coming behind them being delayed from entering the workforce for a year plus having a fallow year at universities is estimated at £5.6 trillion pounds over the first ten years. Your missus' life simply isn't worth that much. But it is probably inevitable, this fucking thing is probably not going away any time soon, there's no ideal answer but persisting with the "old normal" in the face of the carnage is madness, if it's five hundred and eleventy bazillion (copyright P. Patel) that's what it is. Someone in Government needs to grasp that fact and work out options, ploughing on is just folly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44936 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 Why are these Walbottle kids self isolating anyway when everyone knows that it doesn't spread in schools? Seems weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30633 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 Gemmill demands extermination of cows. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44936 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 1 minute ago, ewerk said: Gemmill demands extermination of cows. I don't want your arsehole kids exterminated. I just want them home with their dickhead parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21636 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 5 minutes ago, Toonpack said: But it is probably inevitable, this fucking thing is probably not going away any time soon, there's no ideal answer but persisting with the "old normal" in the face of the carnage is madness, if it's five hundred and eleventy bazillion (copyright P. Patel) that's what it is. Someone in Government needs to grasp that fact and work out options, ploughing on is just folly. What, the new normal is going to mean no physical schooling? We're not at carnage stage yet. Get test and trace sorted, open only essential utilities, which to my mind is hospital and schools, and fast track a vaccine using Gemmill as a guinea pig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44936 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 Just now, Renton said: What, the new normal is going to mean no physical schooling? We're not at carnage stage yet. Get test and trace sorted, open only essential utilities, which to my mind is hospital and schools, and fast track a vaccine using Gemmill as a guinea pig. No USE, I'm bound to be immune anyway. We need a proper weak drip for this. I'M LOOKING AT YOU COVID CRYBABY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44936 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 Btw this government is never gonna get test and trace sorted. They are too busy lying about the present and making undeliverable promises for the future. There isn't the will there to fix it - why bother when you can lie and say it's sorted? They've been doing it for the last 6 months, they aren't gonna get this fixed before there's a vaccine. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21636 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 I was a covid Cassandra more like. There's only one of us filling our pants presently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21636 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 Just been informed a member of our team has tested positive but they remain anonymous and not to worry unless I am specifically contacted. Ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 The bottom line now since kids have gone back to school they're are starting to become infected. I cant remember this really affecting kids when the schools were closed (except for key workers kids ). Why cant they bring the autumn half term forward & extend it for a few weeks (4) enabling schools to get a head start before the winter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9445 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 9 minutes ago, Renton said: What, the new normal is going to mean no physical schooling? We're not at carnage stage yet. Get test and trace sorted, open only essential utilities, which to my mind is hospital and schools, and fast track a vaccine using Gemmill as a guinea pig. But what if it does ??? all options need to be explored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21636 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 If we get figures like in spring I think we are going to need a full lockdown at which stage I'd stop schooling for 3 months again. Werenot anywhere near there yet. School and hospital closure has to be the last things to shut. They might well have to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21636 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 6178 cases today, we're getting there tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21943 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 10 minutes ago, Renton said: Just been informed a member of our team has tested positive but they remain anonymous and not to worry unless I am specifically contacted. Ffs. sweet dreams 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 “They remain anonymous”. Won’t the big empty chair be a dead giveaway? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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