Coronavirus

[Ayatollah Hermione 13884]

Plenty of neighbours I’ve had will relish being a Government grass tbh. 

[Meenzer 15552]

Oh so now the Tories want us to be more German 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

I’m getting the yellow paint ready. 
 

It’ll all be going off. 

[NJS 4389]

I see there's an exemption on the rule of six for grouse shooting....

 

(No punchline, there just is)

[trophyshy 7083]

I've noticed that almost everyone is better looking in a mask.  I hope they stick around, I've had enough of looking at you mingers.

[Tdansmith 3259]

30 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Plenty of neighbours I’ve had will relish being a Government grass tbh. 

Yeah,me too. That's why I think it will cause lots of shit in neighbourhoods all over England.

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

16 minutes ago, NJS said:

I see there's an exemption on the rule of six for grouse shooting....

 

(No punchline, there just is)

Can’t be spoiling the fun of our betters, now, can we? 

[Alex 35095]

30 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

I've noticed that almost everyone is better looking in a mask.  I hope they stick around, I've had enough of looking at you mingers.

Much easier to ignore people you know at the supermarket too. 

[Dr Gloom 21946]

shooting and hunting exempt from rule of 6

[trophyshy 7083]

We should all take it up.

 

[Dr Gloom 21946]

This is how you learn em

 

[Meenzer 15552]

Blimey, that'll give quite some cognitive dissonance to the gammons who want us to bring back common-sense law and order with a short sharp shock but who also think wearing a mask for a quick trip around Tesco is a violation of their human rights 

[Dr Gloom 21946]

I keep thinking how fucked the uk is. Then I watch another batshit crazy report from the us and feel a little better about everything

 

[Alex 35095]

They all seem to be white. Funny that 

[Dr Gloom 21946]

I tell you why I hate masks - CHILD MOLESTERS LOVE THEM

[Dr Gloom 21946]

mingling

so, according to priti patel, if a family of four bump into another family of four in the park, they will be fined for stopping for a chat at a distance. 

but getting together in a group of 30 to shoot grouse is fine. 

[Renton 21636]

Tyne and Wear are on the verge of lockdown I hear. We'll have the national restrictions but also pub and restaurant curfews and no mixing if households. The latter is going to play havoc with childcare and I'm wondering if I will be allowed to provide care for my relatives, or at least drive them to appointments etc.

 

The second wave is here. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13884]

10 minutes ago, Renton said:

Tyne and Wear are on the verge of lockdown I hear. We'll have the national restrictions but also pub and restaurant curfews and no mixing if households. The latter is going to play havoc with childcare and I'm wondering if I will be allowed to provide care for my relatives, or at least drive them to appointments etc.

 

The second wave is here. 

Probably. Providing you can prove that you’re off to blast some foxes in the face with a double-barrelled shotgun on the way

[Tdansmith 3259]

[Alex 35095]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

Tyne and Wear are on the verge of lockdown I hear. We'll have the national restrictions but also pub and restaurant curfews and no mixing if households. The latter is going to play havoc with childcare and I'm wondering if I will be allowed to provide care for my relatives, or at least drive them to appointments etc.

 

The second wave is here. 

I’m not surprised. I was out walking the dogs on Sunday at about 5-ish and went past the Holystone Pub. There’s a car park, an overflow car park and an additional public car park next to it for people using the bridlepaths etc. All three were rammed with cars turning around because they couldn’t get in. There’s capacity for maybe 20-30 people to sit outside and obviously loads would be watching the match. I know they’re trying to keep the pubs open to protect jobs but it seems fucking ludicrous. Especially as it’ll probably just lead to another, even more economically damaging lockdown. Which loads of knackers will ignore second time round. Meanwhile, if the grandparents come round, we’re breaking the law. 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

Tyne and Wear are on the verge of lockdown I hear. We'll have the national restrictions but also pub and restaurant curfews and no mixing if households. The latter is going to play havoc with childcare and I'm wondering if I will be allowed to provide care for my relatives, or at least drive them to appointments etc.

 

The second wave is here. 

My old man has days, at the most, left. 
 

Good luck to anyone trying to stop me seeing him. 
 

It’ll be The Rule Of Five.…
 

Five Knuckles.…

 

 

 

I’ll hit them 

 

[Renton 21636]

Sorry to hear that MF.

 

I just hope schools can stay safely open. Fuck pubs and non essential shops. Harsh to those employed in them I know but you have to prioritise. 

 

I'm going to ignore the household rule. For people who don't have much time left, its not fair or remotely practicable. Just have to social distance the best you can. 

 

Oh, and i better get a haircut ASAP. At least you slap heads don't have that problem! 

[Dr Gloom 21946]

22 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

My old man has days, at the most, left. 
 

Good luck to anyone trying to stop me seeing him. 
 

It’ll be The Rule Of Five.…
 

Five Knuckles.…

 

 

 

I’ll hit them 

 

Sorry to hear about your old man. 
 

Is grouse hunting on his bucket list?
 

Maybe take out a few Tories while you’re at it 

 

[PaddockLad 17284]

I'd just like to point out, in the interests of balance of fairness, there are 30 outside sports currently on the exemption list, including football at all levels

 

 

[PaddockLad 17284]

@Monkeys Fist sorry to hear about your dad mate, it's hellish at the best of times but it must be particularly shite for your family at the moment