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[Toonpack 9445]

5 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

I'm 51 and I can go at least three pints, mind I'll be up twice during the night after that.

I'm 62 and same, but once the seal is broken..................................................................

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

I’m 52… 

 

… what were we talking about ? 

[Toonpack 9445]

29 minutes ago, Alex said:

It’s the idea of the bogs (not you, ewerk) that puts me off going to the pub. I also find it weird how desperate people appear to be to go abroad. 

This, not only the thought of an airport and then the plane but the isolation risk on return, zero sympathy for those who whinge about the "panic to get home"

[Meenzer 15552]

I've been working from home for 15 years and I don't miss any of these things. Am I doing capitalism wrong?

 

 

[Dr Gloom 21943]

i'm desperate to ride the corona carriages back to work, if only for the proper bants and taking the lift 

[Dr Gloom 21943]

hold the phone - putting on a tie? 

i'm in

[Alex 35095]

I generally like the people I work with and miss some of the social interaction but even then, none of that resonates with me at all  the fuckers in charge are so out of touch it’s untrue. And they only want you to commute so you’ll spend more money. 

[Tom 14011]

The idea of going back into the office fills me with a deep sense of dread. 

I can do my job from home, why waste petrol? 

[Dr Gloom 21943]

5 minutes ago, Alex said:

I generally like the people I work with and miss some of the social interaction but even then, none of that resonates with me at all  the fuckers in charge are so out of touch it’s untrue. And they only want you to commute so you’ll spend more money. 

really? 

i always had you down as a proper bants guy

[Toonpack 9445]

They only want you back so their mates' property portfolio's don't crumble

[ewerk 30633]

5 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

really? 

i always had you down as a proper bants guy

Alex definitely tried and failed to set an office trend with Wacky Tie Wednesdays.

[Toonpack 9445]

39 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

I've been working from home for 15 years and I don't miss any of these things. Am I doing capitalism wrong?

 

 

50% of the shit on that list is like "come back to the office and waste time/be unproductive" not to mention the probably large wedge some prick got paid to come up with it !!!

[Tom 14011]

It seems like they’ve listed about 6 proper anxiety triggers without even realising it. 

Office Gossip “they’re not fucking happy with this furlough shite and are gonna be bringing in mandatory paycuts & some redundancies...oh and apparently that blokes an alcoholic” 

Hearing an alarm  

 

etc etc

[Alex 35095]

There was a best novelty sock competition which I refrained from entering 

[Tom 14011]

I would have forgiven you for taking an AR15 to work tbh

[sammynb 3357]

30 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

They only want you back so their mates' property portfolio's don't crumble

 

This.

[ewerk 30633]

 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

There was a best novelty sock competition which I refrained from entering 

You should’ve actually “entered” a sock. 
 

Top prize, and the sack. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13884]

“Hearing an alarm” is enough to have me reaching for the cyanide most mornings so that had me annoyed literally immediately 

[Tom 14011]

Same  

I’m working from home but fuck me it’s depressing. The only thing more depressing is the thought of going back with all the yellow and black tape etc 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3900]

1 hour ago, Tom said:

Same  

I’m working from home but fuck me it’s depressing. The only thing more depressing is the thought of going back with all the yellow and black tape etc 

I am getting some serious nap time in wfh mind.

[Howmanheyman 33267]

'Second family'

 

Some canny sorts I work with but also some borderline scum, wankers, boring cunts, greedy bastards, arselickers and almost unemployables, (but we'll take them via an agency) and finally an almost psychopathic management/HR. 

 

I'd take working from home if I had the choice, thanks.

 

 

[Kid Dynamite 7034]

“A cheeky afternoon in the sun” ffs.

 

Who writes this shit? Someone who has never worked in an office evidently 

[Alex 35095]

That advertising campaign will have cost the taxpayer an absolute fortune as well. Any links between the agency used and senior members of the Tory party will be purely coincidental 

[Alex 35095]

56 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

“A cheeky afternoon in the sun” ffs.

 

Who writes this shit? Someone who has never worked in an office evidently 

That and you could just sit in the garden if you wanted to if you were working from home