Coronavirus

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

Aye,

 

Mind, if you carry on using the term “staycation” you’re on my list of “will be eaten to death by seagulls”. 
 

We all have to pull together here, but stop it 

[Renton 21636]

Fair enough. Like the lakes weren't busy enough mind. 

 

I'm off to Scotland in 3 weeks, if they let me in. 

Edited July 31, 2020 by Renton

[Meenzer 15552]

We can all settle on "UKolibobs", yah?

[Renton 21636]

Just now, Meenzer said:

We can all settle on "UKolibobs", yah?

Or Prisonibobs?

 

I mean, it genuinely does feel that way and it might be deliberate.

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

I’ve been on the phone to Nicola S and she said,

” See thae wee cunt fae Whitley Bay, he can get tae fuck wae his greeting aboot aye thae cunts nae like him”

 

I have no idea what she said, I’ve pm’d KCG but all he said was

“ They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!”

 

 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3900]

2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I’ve been on the phone to Nicola S and she said,

” See thae wee cunt fae Whitley Bay, he can get tae fuck wae his greeting aboot aye thae cunts nae like him”

 

I have no idea what she said, I’ve pm’d KCG but all he said was

“ They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!”

 

 

I read half of that and went looking for the PM you twat 😂😂

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

I know you can fight, but it’s our wits that make us men. 
 

[Gemmill 44935]

Is Renton calling Tynemouth a "resort"?

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

Tynemouth-by-the Sea , thank you. 
 

 

It’s not for plebians. 

[Alex 35095]

9 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Is Renton calling Tynemouth a "resort"?

It’s one of the last ones

[Alex 35095]

I see Herman Cain, who definitely didn’t contract the virus at the Trump rally he attended, without wearing a mask, 9 days before testing positive, has died from the symptoms of COVID-19. 

[Gemmill 44935]

5 minutes ago, Alex said:

I see Herman Cain, who definitely didn’t contract the virus at the Trump rally he attended, without wearing a mask, 9 days before testing positive, has died from the symptoms of COVID-19. 

 

Aye, the big daft cunt. His social media team were on twitter the day before he died, posting disinformation from his account about the virus, as he lay dying in hospital.

 

Some fat twat who set up Turning Point, a pro Trump student organisation, also died from Covid this week. It's almost like when you ignore and deny the danger of the virus, you increase your chances of getting it.

[RobinRobin 11282]

On 8/1/2020 at 14:25, Gemmill said:

It's almost like when you ignore and deny the danger of the virus, you increase your chances of getting it.

If only 

[Alex 35095]

[PaddockLad 17284]

 

 

 

 

PS....there’s a diminutive former Tory minister who bares a striking physical similarity to an 80s children’s cartoon character who has deleted all his social media over the weekend.  Just saying like...

[Sonatine 11393]

[Ayatollah Hermione 13883]

3 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

 

 

 

 

PS....there’s a diminutive former Tory minister who bares a striking physical similarity to an 80s children’s cartoon character who has deleted all his social media over the weekend.  Just saying like...

You’re going to have to narrow that one down. There’s loads of them that look like the baddies from the Ninja Turtles

[Ayatollah Hermione 13883]

Also, the Eat Out to Help Out scheme is a success considering my mate just paid £3.30 for a pint of lemonade and a breakfast in Wetherspoons  What a time to be alive.

[Tom 14011]

I thought that’s what it cost anyway  

[RobinRobin 11282]

Who has a pint of lemonade with their breakfast? 

And who goes to Wetherspoons? 

[Alex 35095]

AH’s ‘mate’ does 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13883]

1. There’s no alcohol in the deal, dick lips.

2. I have a healthy breakfast every morning, sometimes crumpets if I’m feeling bored.

3. Lick iz.

[Tom 14011]

I’ve had many a Spoons breakfast pint. Can’t always say I was out of bed by breakfast mind.

LADS LADS LADS 

Me and Michael Chopra are gonna steal all your computer games, sell them and put an ACCA ON  

[Gemmill 44935]

 

 

This is insane. Hancock is getting his cure ideas off YouTube. They'll be prescribing nutribullets next. 

 

 

[Alex 35095]

It’ll not even be that. It’ll be because of some link to the party in the form of donations or whatever