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[Alex 34877]

Look dipshit. If you don’t make that unnecessary car journey you don’t have to make a stop

[Dr Gloom 21823]

of course he hasn't offered his resignation at any point 

[Alex 34877]

Shades of Prince Andrew this like 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13822]

“I could have stayed in an isolated cottage but I didn’t want to”

[wykikitoon 19943]

Fuck me, this is getting worse.  This is not going to go away at all.

[Gemmill 44425]

The reporters are relishing this as much as he is hating it. Fucking great stuff. Never mind the football, just get this cunt on doing a press conference every Saturday afternoon. 

[Kid Dynamite 6993]

No one has nailed him on this barnard castle trip. Totally against the rules

[Gemmill 44425]

What is he writing? Feels like a hitlist. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13822]

Just now, Kid Dynamite said:

No one has nailed him on this barnard castle trip. Totally against the rules

Here we go

[Ayatollah Hermione 13822]

Just now, Gemmill said:

What is he writing? Feels like a hitlist. 

Just drawing squares in the margins to make it appear like he’s writing something. 

[wykikitoon 19943]

He's fucking radge man

[Rayvin 5186]

Tbf, was worried earlier but I'm not now. It's been a car crash from reporter 3 onwards.

[wykikitoon 19943]

This is like a Little Britain sketch.

Get the fucking useless cunts Cuntsberg and Peston out and then get some decent questions.

[Gemmill 44425]

Doesn't seem like a genius to me. 

[Alex 34877]

He was so concerned about the safety of his family he made a car journey with his wife and child of about 90 mins or so when he wasn’t sure if his eyesight was good enough to allow him to drive? Is that right. 

[wykikitoon 19943]

Can't his wife drive?

[ewerk 30297]

3 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

No one has nailed him on this barnard castle trip. Totally against the rules

There we go.

[ewerk 30297]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

Can't his wife drive?

In fairness, you should never let the wife drive.

[wykikitoon 19943]

This is the governments top advisor.  Can we all see now why were in the mess we're in.

[Gemmill 44425]

This eye test story man. Specsavers don't make you drive your car to see if your prescription is right. Look out the window you daft cunt. Can you see? If yes drive. If not, don't drive. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13822]

How is driving the first thing you’d do to test your eyesight? Whip out an eye chart on Google or something

[ewerk 30297]

So he's saying now that he could have gotten help in London. They were just in the wrong age bracket.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13822]

“I’m 95% sure that I stopped”  

[Gemmill 44425]

 

 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

1 minute ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

How is driving the first thing you’d do to test your eyesight? Whip out an eye chart on Google or something

 

 

Take the kids on a drive to see if his eyesight was still weird  Even he realised how ridiculous it is but he couldn't stop himself from saying.