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[Gemmill 44930]

Wonder who's doing the press conference today. I'd imagine Shapps has earned an afternoon off. Be too much to ask that the actual Prime Minister dragged his arse in for it. The only way that happens is if they sack Cummings between now and then, I suspect.

 

6 Tory MPs have now tweeted that he should go. 

[Gemmill 44930]

I'm calling it now. Alok Sharma. 

 

Howay, sweepstake. 

[PaddockLad 17283]

You can’t imagine they’d be daft enough to put any of the sock puppets who tweeted support for him yesterday? 🤔

[Gemmill 44930]

Winner gets an hour of Zoom life coaching from me. 

[PaddockLad 17283]

Just now, Gemmill said:

I'm calling it now. Alok Sharma. 

 

Howay, sweepstake. 

Me mate Dave’s Zoom buddy

 

Sharma is in charge of the CV19 business loans and somehow my midfield partner from our Sunday league team is in charge of administering them for Bracknell Borough Council

 

 

[PaddockLad 17283]

Am going Jenrick 

[Rayvin 5223]

Did Matt Hancock end up weighing in on the Cummings affair? He could come out and claim total ignorance. It's his default setting anyway.

[Tom 14011]

He decided to copy and paste the party line.

[Rayvin 5223]

Of course he did

 

I really don't know then, I suspect it will have as much to do with how the day plays out as anything else. I'll stick with Hancock, they need to make some kind of a response concerning the implications of their hypocrisy on lockdown.

[Howmanheyman 33266]

12 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Me mate Dave’s Zoom buddy

 

Sharma is in charge of the CV19 business loans and somehow my midfield partner from our Sunday league team is in charge of administering them for Bracknell Borough Council

 

 

Did the retired Wayne Fereday send your mate for a hot-dog as well?

 

 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

His position is untenable now, even the most heartless Tory can see it.

[wykikitoon 20198]

I'm seeing FB posts from friends who don't even follow politics that are fuming about this.  If he is still in a position by the end of the day, fuck me, it says everything.

[PaddockLad 17283]

11 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Did the retired Wayne Fereday send your mate for a hot-dog as well?

 

 

Don’t think he was there that night...  I’ll text and ask but I don’t know when he’ll get back to me, cunts too busy Zoomimg cabinet ministers to speak to the likes of me nowadays

 

 

[ewerk 30629]

 

[Gemmill 44930]

It's still mental that it's only 6 out of 300 and odd. 

[Dr Gloom 21937]

1 hour ago, Rayvin said:

 

I mean it's the Tories, you'd think they'd smell blood in the water on this one. They're ruthless when it comes to people threatening "the party".

 

It really does seem that they've all bought into Cummings.

I don’t think that many outside Johnson’s inner circle have. The spineless turds he promised cabinet positions to, in other words.

There must be a pretty big job on the horizon for Shapps after he took one for the team three times in less than 24 hours. You could see his heart wasn’t in it. I almost felt sorry for him too.
 

Almost, when I wasn’t crying with laughter. 

Edited May 24, 2020 by Dr Gloom

[wykikitoon 20198]

Shows what a set of cunts they are.

Imagine if it had been Diane Abbott who had done it.

Fuck me, the Queen herself would have had her hung.

[ewerk 30629]

13 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

It's still mental that it's only 6 out of 300 and odd. 

Well around 120 will be government ministers so they’ll obviously be keeping their mouths shut.

[Kid Dynamite 7033]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Ridge thanking Shapps for the "job tips" was fucking great. 

 

I thought she could have done better this morning. 

 

She needed to say something along the lines of "We provided you with these questions a day in advance so that you could confirm the answers needed before the show. Are you saying you just sat on the questions and did nothing with them? Or were you advised not to answer specifics?"

[Gemmill 44930]

She did say I'm pretty disappointed that you were given these questions yesterday and have still failed to turn up with answers tbf. 

[NJS 4389]

4 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

The day out in Barnard Castle allegedly was also the same day as his wife’s birthday

Obviously the virus doesn't know what a calendar is but I've also read the "sick trip" coincided with his mother's birthday. 

[Renton 21632]

This is all great news tbf. Basically we can interpret the rules how we want and do what the fuck we like. Lock down is over  

[Kid Dynamite 7033]

7 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

She did say I'm pretty disappointed that you were given these questions yesterday and have still failed to turn up with answers tbf. 

 

She did. But the killer follow up would have been "why is that?", or "were you advised not to answer these questions by the Prime Minister?"

 

[PaddockLad 17283]

1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

Don’t think he was there that night...  I’ll text and ask but I don’t know when he’ll get back to me, cunts too busy Zoomimg cabinet ministers to speak to the likes of me nowadays

 

 

@Howmanheyman he’s not too busy this morning and claims to remember it clearly because he’s named the team he’s also suggested that Fereday took the piss out of him too ....however, I think hob nobbing with cabinet ministers has gone to the fuckers head because as you can see, I’m not named in the line up

Also he thinks @Gemmill Is on the money with Alok for the brief later

 

 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

14 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

His uncle owned it HACTUALLY. WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GETTING WRONG?! 

His huncle howned hit?