Coronavirus

[Alex 34954]

What I like to do in a situation like this is imagine a similar scenario with anyone with a strong connection to the Labour Party 

[Dr Gloom 21868]

there's no way he's surviving this like 

[Dr Gloom 21868]

wow, and now even the attorney general is at it. for the record: anyone who obeyed the rules and didn't drive long distances, exposing other people to the virus in the process, apparently isn't a good parent 

 

 

 

[Rayvin 5189]

I hate the Tories.

[Dr Gloom 21868]

 

[wykikitoon 19998]

I am flabbergasted with the response. It's like they're circling the wagons around.  I think I may have stole that from @PaddockLad

[wykikitoon 19998]

24 minutes ago, Alex said:

What I like to do in a situation like this is imagine a similar scenario with anyone with a strong connection to the Labour Party 

The BBC would be on it like Adam Johnson on a in a soft play area.

[Dr Gloom 21868]

4 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

The BBC would be on it like Adam Johnson on a in a soft play area.

bbc news is splashing with this story tbf

[PaddockLad 17165]

Can anyone spot the world famous washed up manager/reality TV star on the piss yards from his home signing autographs for other equally feeble minded souls?

 

 

[wykikitoon 19998]

Is that Jarvis cocker?

[PaddockLad 17165]

8 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Is that Jarvis cocker?

 

Aye hard times for the cunt 

 

 

[Dr Gloom 21868]

Safeguarding clause??? When the fuck was that a thing? 
 

This is such a car crash 

[trophyshy 7076]

To be fair to Cummings, he probably couldn’t find any support in London as everyone fucking hates him.

[Dr Gloom 21868]

Hopefully I’ll contract covid so I can drive home to Newcastle from London to visit my mam 

[Dr Gloom 21868]

Today’s press briefing 

[wykikitoon 19998]

Cummings surly has to fucking resign and shortly after him, then Bozo has to go.  Surly.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Resign from what 

[NJS 4375]

46 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Safeguarding clause??? When the fuck was that a thing? 
 

This is such a car crash 

Hopefully there'll be loads of stories emerging where people have faced infinitely worse situations and did abide by the rules.

 

 

Also they actually tried to argue that a woman going to an empty house and someone who'd had the virus and recovered who had someone round for sex acted worse than what this cunt did.

 

 

 

[Alex 34954]

I was going to say, going to a second home was out of order but how was it worse than this? It’s clearly not as bad 

[Alex 34954]

37 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

To be fair to Cummings, he probably couldn’t find any support in London as everyone fucking hates him.

Aye, his family only agreed to it after he promised they wouldn’t have to come into contact with him 

[Alex 34954]

Who’s the worst dressed by the way? Cummings or Mike Ashley? 

[Gemmill 44561]

The bald cunt will survive this. We live in a world where accountability no longer exists. 

 

BTW I read earlier that Cummings used to work on the doors at Klute in Durham. Is that where he gets the idea that he's fucking nails from? 

[Alex 34954]

 I’ve had harder shits. 

[Gemmill 44561]

 

Went out with the family to Barnard Castle as well, didn't he? 

 

Fair play to the Guardian and the Mirror for allowing the government to rally round one story today, and then drop the plot twist on them. 

 

 

[Gemmill 44561]

Of course this will just be denied. I really really really hope there's a photo to come once they've claimed the witnesses are mistaken.