Coronavirus

[Monkeys Fist 41318]

25 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

There's a few, another one of my faves is something like don't visit Malham Covidiot  

Aye, I just thought this one was particularly good, and I love a good pun. 

[Meenzer 15115]

11 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Aye, I just thought this one was particularly good, and I love a good pun. 

 

[Monkeys Fist 41318]

I used to love agricultural vehicles, but now I like to suck damp air out of bathrooms. 
 

Spoiler

Yes, I’m an ex-tractor fan

[Sonatine 11121]

 

[Isegrim 9577]

I’d like to spend one evening at the home of the Conways tbh.

[Isegrim 9577]

50 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

I’d like to spend one evening at the home of the Conways tbh.

The husband came up with this...

 

[Kid Dynamite 6822]

1 hour ago, Isegrim said:

I’d like to spend one evening at the home of the Conways tbh.

FFS

[RobinRobin 10691]

7 hours ago, Isegrim said:

I’d like to spend one evening at the home of the Conways tbh.

But think about the sanitising you would need afterwards.  

[Meenzer 15115]

Piers Morgan is on the right side of the argument far too often for my liking these days.

[Dr Gloom 21302]

it's unsettling, isn't, the way he continues to hold the government to account

[PaddockLad 16523]

He was editor of the mirror when Iraq was invaded in 2003. He was completely against it and the paper reflected ihis view. It was a brilliant read at the time. 

By upbringing he’s a typical middle class liberal  but by trade he’s a tabloid hack, which means literally anyone is fair game. He’s also a massive narcissist which means he doesn’t do anything unless it’s going to get him noticed. I think he knows at the moment there’s a giant vacuum where a Parliamentary opposition party should be sat and he’s smart enough to know that filling it will get him some sort if reflected minor national hero status after all this is over 
 

In 12 months time he’ll be back to picking on his female colleagues and girls in pop groups. In other worlds he remains a massive cunt

 

 

 

Edited April 16, 2020 by PaddockLad

[Dr Gloom 21302]

he is doing the job of the opposition well at the moment - that's a good way of putting it - and he has a platform which exposes their incompetence to the whole country 

[Dr Gloom 21302]

still a massive cath word though, obvs

[PaddockLad 16523]

45 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

he is doing the job of the opposition well at the moment - that's a good way of putting it - and he has a platform which exposes their incompetence to the whole country 

 

He is like. It's a pity he's fuckin necessary but there you go. 

 

Fair play to that old captain gadge as well. The fact that he's making it acceptable in the minds of middle England that the NHS is a charity is an unfortunate by-product..

 

 

 

[Meenzer 15115]

In the spirit of personal betterment during lockdown, here's a little language lesson for you all. See if you can pick out the main sentiment...

 

 

[wykikitoon 19312]

2 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

 

He is like. It's a pity he's fuckin necessary but there you go. 

 

Fair play to that old captain gadge as well. The fact that he's making it acceptable in the minds of middle England that the NHS is a charity is an unfortunate by-product..

 

 

 

Said this to some friends last night on a zoom meet up.

Everyone clapping this poor old lad and others doing similar.  Tories will be wanking off at this.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

So what's the most plausible conspiracy theory? The whole thing reeks. I wonder if we ever find out the truth. 

[Alex 34093]

Chinese best equipped to take advantage post-lockdown? 

[Tom 14000]

9 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

So what's the most plausible conspiracy theory? The whole thing reeks. I wonder if we ever find out the truth. 

They’re changing the batteries in the birds so need everyone to stay home.  

[PaddockLad 16523]

 

[OTF 7090]

Nice of them to show appreciation for the people who will be caring for them in the coming days.

[RobinRobin 10691]

Is it ironic that this thread seems to be dying?  Or have we just flattened the curve?

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

16 minutes ago, RobinRobin said:

Is it ironic that this thread seems to be dying?  Or have we just flattened the curve?

 

I think it's ironic that the thread was deliberately started and then seemingly came to a grinding halt.

[Tdansmith 2990]

1 hour ago, RobinRobin said:

Is it ironic that this thread seems to be dying?  Or have we just flattened the curve?

I've kind of self isolated myself from this thread, honestly the more i read about the damn virus the more i found myself getting anxious. 

I only watch the news headlines about it, then i spend the rest of my time ignoring it.  My fuck up heed feels better for it     

[Meenzer 15115]

2 hours ago, Tdansmith said:

I've kind of self isolated myself from this thread, honestly the more i read about the damn virus the more i found myself getting anxious. 

I only watch the news headlines about it, then i spend the rest of my time ignoring it.  My fuck up heed feels better for it     

 

Totally get this. I've kind of gone the opposite way, in that this thread is almost the only thing I read about the virus - I figure anything important will get mentioned here, so there's no need to be constantly refreshing news sources and driving myself mad that way.

 

No pressure like, fellas.