Coronavirus

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

 

8pm- Most streets near me…

 

 

[PaddockLad 17281]

Morgan appointed Chief Oppurtunist with responsibility for advancing his own ends and blatant hypocrisy:

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

He’s a one-man human centipede. 

[ewerk 30621]

Gove self isolating now. This is genuinely going to end with Dominic Raab as Supreme Leader isn’t it?

[PaddockLad 17281]

What the fuck were these cunts doing in the first 2 weeks of March?  Cuddling each other?  Is it harsh for me to say that’s utterly piss poor in an office environment where they were all aware of the dangers? 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13876]

To be fair, their initial response was criminally negligent in the extreme. This isn’t a surprise.

[Alex 35095]

1 hour ago, ewerk said:

Ever suspected that some of your neighbours are complete cunts but never had any hard evidence to prove it? Well tonight at 8pm you can.

 

 

Looks like they’re trying to politicise it so they can turn around and argue those who don’t partake have politicised it. I suspect very few will take part. 

[wykikitoon 20172]

Why the fuck haven't they been tested?  I know they will get shite from people due to the lack of testing but these cockwombles are supposedly running our country!

[Gemmill 44905]

Raab has been spotted coughing this morning according to one of the twitter journos. Rishi is up next. From fucking radio interview human shield 6 months ago to acting PM ffs. 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Obviously I thought this virus would die out quick and left the booming 3m facemask job to return to my old job. Another pearler of a decision.

 

Anyhoo. On our way in they're taking our temperature by making us queue (2m apart obv) and stand in front of a thermal camera. I drove to work yesterday with the heating on full blast but alas the camera said I was fine.

 

Any tips?

[Gemmill 44905]

Petrol and a match. 

[PaddockLad 17281]

9 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

 

 

Any tips?

 

1. Don't plant your spring onions too early 

 

2. Don't wank with sandpaper 

 

3. Don't support the mackems 

 

No need for thanks 

 

 

[Isegrim 9783]

 

[trophyshy 7083]

52 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

What the fuck were these cunts doing in the first 2 weeks of March?  Cuddling each other?  Is it harsh for me to say that’s utterly piss poor in an office environment where they were all aware of the dangers? 

 

Peer pressure.  None of them wanted to be the one to call time on their cocaine bumder parties.

[Kid Dynamite 7031]

UK deaths over 1000 in the last 24hours. Looks

like the downward curve was more due to delayed reporting unfortunately 
 

They are also announcing stats by country rather than the UK as a whole now. I suspect because it sounds less scary saying 758 died in England than 1100+ in the UK 

Edited April 7, 2020 by Kid Dynamite

[ewerk 30621]

It definitely sounds less scary to me.

[wykikitoon 20172]

Do we have more than USA now? I am confused with the FT grapha #toomuchsun 

No, its deaths per day

Edited April 7, 2020 by wykikitoon
Noob

[Gemmill 44905]

 

 

[Gemmill 44905]

28 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

UK deaths over 1000 in the last 24hours. Looks

like the downward curve was more due to delayed reporting unfortunately 
 

They are also announcing stats by country rather than the UK as a whole now. I suspect because it sounds less scary saying 758 died in England than 1100+ in the UK 

 

854 is the figure being reported. But aye, it's not gonna start going down for at least another week or so. 

[Kid Dynamite 7031]

10 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

854 is the figure being reported. But aye, it's not gonna start going down for at least another week or so. 

Sky News is reporting 758 in England and 290ish in Scotland 

[Gemmill 44905]

Nah that's the total figure for Scotland. 74 in the last 24 hours. 

[Kid Dynamite 7031]

My bad chief 

[Dr Gloom 21930]

FAKE NEWS

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

4 hours ago, Isegrim said:

 

 

 

This will be a massive problem in this country aswell, when is it safe to lift the lockdown? As you can bet your bottom dollar everywhere will be swamped.