Coronavirus

[Sonatine 11393]

2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 Didn’t he think mobiles worked on semaphore or some similar fuckwittery? 

 

In his defence, he was batshit crazy

[wykikitoon 20173]

Wont be their fault though

[Ayatollah Hermione 13876]

Johnson taken into intensive care, apparently.

[catmag 337]

4 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Johnson taken into intensive care, apparently.

 

Uh-oh... 🙁

[Dr Gloom 21931]

I guess he’s on that ventilator now 

[Renton 21629]

This disease is terrifying. So indiscriminate.

[wykikitoon 20173]

As a precaution apparently. Crazy. 

[catmag 337]

3 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

I guess he’s on that ventilator now 

 

Not necessarily, there’s 2 levels to Intensive Care, the lower level being High Dependency (HDU) I imagine they’d have taken him there long before his condition became critical as they would with a Muggle but worrying news nonetheless 🙁

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

3 minutes ago, Renton said:

This disease is terrifying. So indiscriminate.

In this instance, I think it’s been it’s been impeccable in its choice. 
 

 

[Alex 35095]

9 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

As a precaution apparently. Crazy. 

I think they’ll rightly be overly cautious but it’s obviously pretty serious. 

[Alex 35095]

9 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

In this instance, I think it’s been it’s been impeccable in its choice. 
 

 

I don’t know though. He’ll be fucking unbearable if he pulls through 

[Tom 14011]

The problem with tories is the next one along is always a bigger dickhead, particularly Raab who actually has penis veins all over his head.

Get well soon Boris m9

[NJS 4386]

I dislike the bloke intensely but he's not in Ashley/Thatcher territory. 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

1 minute ago, Tom said:

The problem with tories is the next one along is always a bigger dickhead, particularly Raab who actually has penis veins all over his head.

Get well soon Boris m9

Since we have no Deputy PM, who decides who would take over? 
How many of them need to peg it before we get to Patel as stand-in? 
And can we then storm parliament? 

[catmag 337]

Just a thought aswell. If he’s been on a general Covid ward then it’s likely to be a 15:1 patient to nurse ratio. ITU gets him 1:1 care. Or it did until this past couple of weeks..

 

And they can do fancy tests like ABG’s (arterial blood gases) to check his respiratory function based on the levels of CO2 in his blood, thus being able to detect further deterioration far more quickly than if he was ward-based. If the ABG results show rapidly deteriorating resp function then ventilation will be required whilst the docs try to correct everything with the patient under anaesthesia. 

 

And I can guarantee that every nurse the Tories have shafted for years will do absolutely everything they can for him. As they should. 

[Renton 21629]

Bet he wishes he had kept his hands in his pockets ilike he normally does nstead of shaking hands with coronavirus patients now. 

[Meenzer 15550]

Electing a tubby pisshead who doesn't look after himself properly as PM just as a vicious respiratory disease breaks out. We've not had the best few years as a country, have we?

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

5 minutes ago, catmag said:

Just a thought aswell. If he’s been on a general Covid ward then it’s likely to be a 15:1 patient to nurse ratio. ITU gets him 1:1 care. Or it did until this past couple of weeks..

 

And they can do fancy tests like ABG’s (arterial blood gases) to check his respiratory function based on the levels of CO2 in his blood, thus being able to detect further deterioration far more quickly than if he was ward-based. If the ABG results show rapidly deteriorating resp function then ventilation will be required whilst the docs try to correct everything with the patient under anaesthesia. 

 

And I can guarantee that every nurse the Tories have shafted for years will do absolutely everything they can for him. As they should. 

He’s fucked though, aye? 

[trophyshy 7083]

8 minutes ago, Renton said:

Bet he wishes he had kept his hands in his pockets ilike he normally does nstead of shaking hands with coronavirus patients now. 

 

It is fascinating that his cavalier/careless attitude has finally bitten him in the arse.

Edited April 6, 2020 by trophyshy

[NJS 4386]

3 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

Electing a tubby pisshead who doesn't look after himself properly as PM just as a vicious respiratory disease breaks out. We've not had the best few years as a country, have we?

The bastard in me does find it amusing that he's spent years of effort striving for this one job which might only end up lasting 6 months. 

[catmag 337]

2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

He’s fucked though, aye? 

 

Who knows? You can predict precisely nowt with this thing 🙁

[trophyshy 7083]

I read somewhere that only around 50% of those intubated pull through.  That was a while ago though.

[Tom 14011]

 

7 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

He’s fucked though, aye? 

 

Assuming this Toby jug of piss knows something we don’t, aye.

 

[wykikitoon 20173]

I bet Trump is shitting himself now. 

 

I knew something didn't add up about him going in as a precaution. 

[Tom 14011]

I know Boris Johnson has all the personality of a bin bag full of custard but I can’t understand people celebrating him being unwell.