Coronavirus

[Gemmill 44900]

"Carnage at a Newcastle City Centre nightspot tonight as 4 die and a further 30 are injured by a runaway zorb" 

[Sonatine 11391]

44 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

i see toby young is doing his best katie hopkins impression, the odious toad

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13873]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

"Carnage at a Newcastle City Centre nightspot tonight as 4 die and a further 30 are injured by a runaway zorb" 

Bouncing down Grey Street like something off Takeshi’s Castle

[Renton 21627]

Once the antibody tests come in, I think maybe they will introduce badges, perhaps to label people who aren't immune. Something like a star maybe, could be worn as an arm band?

[Gemmill 44900]

Wrist bands. I reckon I might have chinned it back in mid January. Early adopter. 

[NJS 4386]

4 minutes ago, Renton said:

Once the antibody tests come in, I think maybe they will introduce badges, perhaps to label people who aren't immune. Something like a star maybe, could be worn as an arm band?

I read a suggestion of a passport type document.

 

Edit : for those immune.

Edited March 31, 2020 by NJS

[Kid Dynamite 7031]

4 hours ago, Renton said:

The high street is fucked now mind. Intu will be gone. Places like Fenwicks. Thousands of food and drink outlets gone. Tourism fucked. Manufacturing ditto. It's not going to be easy. 

Rents man  

[Renton 21627]

Just now, Kid Dynamite said:

Rents man  

 

Honestly, what? The high street was on its last legs anyway. Intu were teetering on the brink of administration. They own shitloads of shopping centres. Eldon square, Metrocentre, Arndale. Fenwicks also very precarious. I don't think these places are reopening which is pretty sad. Disagree if you want but I'm interested to know how we can avoid this and what the implications are for normal life. 

 

Tourism, what do you think will happen? Do you think Nissan will reopen in Sunderland, when nobody can afford a new car? You can't close down entire industries for months, possibly repeatedly, and expect no consequences. The world is going to be different. That's not alarmist or unfairly depressing, just fact. 

[Alex 35095]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

i see toby young is doing his best katie hopkins impression, the odious toad

Imagine that, basically being a low rent  Katie Hopkins. Horrible little cunt. Probably keeps chickens 

Edited March 31, 2020 by Alex

[Alex 35095]

29 minutes ago, NJS said:

I read a suggestion of a passport type document.

 

Edit : for those immune.

Blue if you’re immune. Dark blue if you’re dead 

[wykikitoon 20165]

Gemmill for World leader I say. 

 

Haaaaiiillll Gemmill 

[wykikitoon 20165]

I got put on furlough today, ffs. Oh well at least I can go out...... Oh....... 

 

On a serious note I've been thinking about volunteering but seriously shitting me pants about it. I know it's a little selfish. I was thinking of maybe volunteering at the local pharmacy to deliver meds to people. 

[trophyshy 7083]

31 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I got put on furlough today, ffs. Oh well at least I can go out...... Oh....... 

 

On a serious note I've been thinking about volunteering but seriously shitting me pants about it. I know it's a little selfish. I was thinking of maybe volunteering at the local pharmacy to deliver meds to people. 

Pharmacy is a cracking idea as they’ll have adult nappies.  

[Alex 35095]

And drugs 

[ewerk 30620]

33 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I got put on furlough today, ffs. Oh well at least I can go out...... Oh....... 

 

On a serious note I've been thinking about volunteering but seriously shitting me pants about it. I know it's a little selfish. I was thinking of maybe volunteering at the local pharmacy to deliver meds to people. 

While they rake in the profits from your free labour?

Plus we could do without a mass shooting in a pharmacy right now, ta.

[Gemmill 44900]

35 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I got put on furlough today, ffs. Oh well at least I can go out...... Oh....... 

 

On a serious note I've been thinking about volunteering but seriously shitting me pants about it. I know it's a little selfish. I was thinking of maybe volunteering at the local pharmacy to deliver meds to people. 

 

I've signed up to the volunteering thing but still don't have my access to the app confirmed. Think you'll have to go through the official thing to do prescription delivery though cos that's one of the thing I signed up for. 

[wykikitoon 20165]

11 minutes ago, ewerk said:

While they rake in the profits from your free labour?

Plus we could do without a mass shooting in a pharmacy right now, ta.

That's a good point tbh. Noted 

[Gemmill 44900]

 

 

Tonight Gove used the nationally televised press conference to lie to the country about why there is a shortage of tests. I cannot stand that little cunt. 

 

 

[Howmanheyman 33246]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

I got put on furlough today, ffs. Oh well at least I can go out...... Oh....... 

 

On a serious note I've been thinking about volunteering but seriously shitting me pants about it. I know it's a little selfish. I was thinking of maybe volunteering at the local pharmacy to deliver meds to people. 

My eldest daughter has just started working at a pharmacy.

 

Don't.

 

Even.

 

Think.

 

About.

 

It.

 

Wykiki.

 

 

 

 

 

[Renton 21627]

39 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

That's a good point tbh. Noted 

 

Which was the good point? 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

I got put on furlough today, ffs. Oh well at least I can go out...... Oh....... 

 

On a serious note I've been thinking about volunteering but seriously shitting me pants about it. I know it's a little selfish. I was thinking of maybe volunteering at the local pharmacy to deliver meds to people. 

If you want to help deliver drugs, meet me under the bridge at Jn 27 on the A1. 

[Howmanheyman 33246]

34 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

If you want to help deliver drugs, meet me under the bridge at Jn 27 on the A1. 

Or a pizza shop in Walker. (Gemmill wouldn't have went in it).

 

 

 

 

Edited March 31, 2020 by Howmanheyman

[Dr Gloom 21924]

2 hours ago, Renton said:

 

Honestly, what? The high street was on its last legs anyway. Intu were teetering on the brink of administration. They own shitloads of shopping centres. Eldon square, Metrocentre, Arndale. Fenwicks also very precarious. I don't think these places are reopening which is pretty sad. Disagree if you want but I'm interested to know how we can avoid this and what the implications are for normal life. 

 

Tourism, what do you think will happen? Do you think Nissan will reopen in Sunderland, when nobody can afford a new car? You can't close down entire industries for months, possibly repeatedly, and expect no consequences. The world is going to be different. That's not alarmist or unfairly depressing, just fact. 

had on, weren't you telling us all to chill this time yesterday?

[Dr Gloom 21924]

2 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

I got put on furlough today, ffs. Oh well at least I can go out...... Oh....... 

 

On a serious note I've been thinking about volunteering but seriously shitting me pants about it. I know it's a little selfish. I was thinking of maybe volunteering at the local pharmacy to deliver meds to people. 

 

a new career? at least you won't have to work with those arseholes anymore, and you'll be too off your tits to care

[wykikitoon 20165]

I see the fucking farmers are moaning and wanting to bring in migrant workers the tory loving cunts.