Coronavirus

[Gemmill 44896]

 

 

[NJS 4386]

See the supermarkets have started doing their "we are heroes" adverts. 

[Christmas Tree 4725]

[Tom 14011]

Sounds mint 

[ewerk 30616]

Lockdown with the coronavirus or lockdown in the Midlands? I’m not sure what is worse for them.

[Tom 14011]

Watching 92 games on telly without an obligation to go. Wonderful.

[sammynb 3355]

1 hour ago, Tom said:

Watching 92 games on telly without an obligation to go. Wonderful.

 

That's Mike Ashley's wet dream.

[Gemmill 44896]

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/mar/29/coronavirus-means-we-really-are-finally-all-in-this-together

 

[Gemmill 44896]

10 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:

 

It would be much funnier to just cancel the season and ruin the scousers' lives. 

[wykikitoon 20155]

I was listening to the wireless yesterday afternoon.  TalkShite to be precise.  It had that wank pot on Simon Jordan and for once he spoke sense.  He was talking about the Premier League clubs and Sky etc having the golden egg for so long, now it's their time to give back to the lower levels etc.

 

I was thinking the other day when I was working on me bike that when I was a kid watching boxing with me dad on a Saturday night on normal TV.  Now fucking everything sport wise is more or less a subscription now.  I know we have the license fee to pay, but I can't think of much sport now that isn't subscription.  Maybe Horse Racing, but how long before all that's on Sky etc?

Could this see a change?  I doubt it like.

[Gemmill 44896]

At the very least I would hope that any conclusion to the season is played out on free to air TV. 

 

I hope they use canned crowd noise that's as enthusiastic as the Friends laugh track too. Or get Hans Zimmer to live score the games. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13872]

7 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

At the very least I would hope that any conclusion to the season is played out on free to air TV. 

 

I hope they use canned crowd noise that's as enthusiastic as the Friends laugh track too. Or get Hans Zimmer to live score the games. 

Should just CGI the crowd from FIFA 20 over the top of the empty streets 

[Sonatine 11387]

Or CGI the crowds from the chariot race in Ben Hur, I'd watch that 

[Tom 14011]

Cummings is self isolating after showing symptoms.

HOW DO YOU LIKE HERD IMMUNITY NOW YOU STUPID BASTARD!?

[Sonatine 11387]

[Meenzer 15531]

Turd immunity

[Gemmill 44896]

https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/push-ups-trainer-challenge/id690401205

 

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.zenlabs.challenge.pushups

 

It's time for the 100 pushup challenge. 

 

Howay lads, let's use this time to get sexy. When it's all over we'll meet at Tynemouth beach for a game of shirts-off volleyball.

 

I've just done day 1. Over to you lot. 

 

[PaddockLad 17280]

18 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/push-ups-trainer-challenge/id690401205

 

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.zenlabs.challenge.pushups

 

It's time for the 100 pushup challenge. 

 

Howay lads, let's use this time to get sexy. When it's all over we'll meet at Tynemouth beach for a game of shirts-off volleyball.

 

I've just done day 1. Over to you lot. 

 

 

Fuck off Goose

 

 

[Gemmill 44896]

That's exactly what I've got in mind. As things stand, it'll be me and a load of turkey necks who can't get the ball over the net. 

[Holden McGroin 6587]

On 27/03/2020 at 16:06, Alex said:

I did think to myself that it would be better if people elected someone who would actually fund the NHS properly as opposed to standing outside and clapping their hands etc in a show of support. 

 

Yep. The missus thought it was patronising. If the country really cared they wouldnt have voted in these bellwhiffs in, MPs openly cheering/laughing about not giving them a payrise etc etc etc

 

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13872]

My housemate has to self-isolate because work sent him home because he was slightly hot  Think that goes for me too so time for 2 weeks of pure onanism from yours truly.

[Dr Gloom 21924]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/push-ups-trainer-challenge/id690401205

 

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.zenlabs.challenge.pushups

 

It's time for the 100 pushup challenge. 

 

Howay lads, let's use this time to get sexy. When it's all over we'll meet at Tynemouth beach for a game of shirts-off volleyball.

 

I've just done day 1. Over to you lot. 

 

i do 100 pushups for breakfast

[Ayatollah Hermione 13872]

I do 101

[Alex 35090]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/push-ups-trainer-challenge/id690401205

 

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.zenlabs.challenge.pushups

 

It's time for the 100 pushup challenge. 

 

Howay lads, let's use this time to get sexy. When it's all over we'll meet at Tynemouth beach for a game of shirts-off volleyball.

 

I've just done day 1. Over to you lot. 

 

So after paying someone to tell you that you can cook stuff and freeze it you’re now paying for an app that can count to 100? Tempted to give it a go

[Alex 35090]

1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

My housemate has to self-isolate because work sent him home because he was slightly hot  Think that goes for me too so time for 2 weeks of pure onanism from yours truly.

Wanker