Coronavirus

[Howay 12496]

Also

 

 

So GM don’t even own that facility, he also tagged the wrong General Motors twitter handle  the one he tagged seems to be dormant or a cyber squatter. Wanker.  

Edited March 27, 2020 by Howay

[Gemmill 44896]

Chief Medical Officer self isolating with symptoms as well. Have these dopes not been following their own advice? 

[Dr Gloom 21924]

12 minutes ago, Renton said:

Anybody else feeling anxious?

 

I get it in waves. I was calm most yesterday, dont feel at all calm today. I've had that sick feeling in the pit if my stomach all day. 

i was feeling much better yesterday, and then i watched this and was left wondering how nightmarish it would be to die in this cavernous shit hole, alongside no one you love - just 4,000 other poor buggers

 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Strategic early contamination before the plebs are fighting over the ventilators.

[Gemmill 44896]

Gove is doing the press conference. What a thoroughly shit way to start the weekend. 

[Tdansmith 3259]

[Gemmill 44896]

For all of us, not him. 

[Dr Gloom 21924]

after sevral days of cabin fever in the house, we snapped and  just went for a walk around the park with the family. i wish we hadn't bothered as it was stressful as fuck. dickhead runners almost running into us while panting like a dirty caller, and despite our obvious efforts to move to the far side of the path or spilling onto the grass, just the most obnoxious arseholes, who refused to budge, occupying the centre of the path. 

 

[Tdansmith 3259]

Only once this week while i was out walking did someone move for me. I moved out the way for about 20 people at least, i thought it was just because i was a soft shite.

[thebrokendoll 9239]

just catching up here and only just seen johnson's video from his poorly place in downing street.

I'm a bit bemused as to what constitutes a persistent cough?

as boris apparently has one he doesn't cough once in his blog. is that normal for a persistent cough?

 

[wykikitoon 20155]

Fuck me.

My brothers, brother in law lives in Chicago.  A friend of his Mrs is 35 and is in a medically induced coma with it.  She's apparently got no underlying medical issues either.  Fuck me  

[Alex 35093]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

after sevral days of cabin fever in the house, we snapped and  just went for a walk around the park with the family. i wish we hadn't bothered as it was stressful as fuck. dickhead runners almost running into us while panting like a dirty caller, and despite our obvious efforts to move to the far side of the path or spilling onto the grass, just the most obnoxious arseholes, who refused to budge, occupying the centre of the path. 

 

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is London 

[wykikitoon 20155]

Got to be positive?

[Monkeys Fist 42458]

@Meenzer

Have you got relatives in Huddinge? 

 

Swedish guide lists 'unpopular' days out https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-52070289

This is dryer than Anne Widdecombe’s chuff 

[Meenzer 15531]

10 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

@Meenzer

Have you got relatives in Huddinge? 

 

Swedish guide lists 'unpopular' days out https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-52070289

This is dryer than Anne Widdecombe’s chuff 

 

I actually nearly went there last summer for a parkrun - it's the nearest one to where my family live, they're about an hour further outside Stockholm - but the transport timings didn't quite fit. Very tempted to go back when all this is over and have a whole day there now.  

[Monkeys Fist 42458]

If you only have time for one visit, how on earth will you choose between the Road Kill site or the Nuclear Power Station Entrance? 
 

[Renton 21627]

24 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Got to be positive?

 

Despite my anxiety issues, I really do think science will solve this. There are hundreds or even thousands of labs around the world 100% behind this. Once that's done, long term I can imagine some positives, seriously. Maybe this is the shock the world needs to wake up to the fact we are killing the planet. It could go either way tbh.

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

[wykikitoon 20155]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

 

Despite my anxiety issues, I really do think science will solve this. There are hundreds or even thousands of labs around the world 100% behind this. Once that's done, long term I can imagine some positives, seriously. Maybe this is the shock the world needs to wake up to the fact we are killing the planet. It could go either way tbh.

Couldn't agree more. 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

ROI have announced a full two week lock down.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13872]

2 hours ago, Renton said:

 

Despite my anxiety issues, I really do think science will solve this. There are hundreds or even thousands of labs around the world 100% behind this. Once that's done, long term I can imagine some positives, seriously. Maybe this is the shock the world needs to wake up to the fact we are killing the planet. It could go either way tbh.

 

And you just have to think of the eligible bachelors like myself. Once this ban is lifted, I'll have my pick of the new divorcees and you had better believe I'm going to take advantage of it.

[Monkeys Fist 42458]

41 minutes ago, Anorthernsoul said:

ROI have announced a full two week lock down.

2 weeks, to be sure, to be sure? 

[ewerk 30617]

42 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

 

And you just have to think of the eligible bachelors like myself. Once this ban is lifted, I'll have my pick of the new divorcees and you had better believe I'm going to take advantage of it.

All you desire is already on Plenty of Fish.

[Dr Gloom 21924]

4 hours ago, Alex said:

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is London 

There are arseholes everywhere, to be fair. 

[Meenzer 15531]

Aye, London just has a higher population density and therefore a higher arsehole density. So to speak.