Coronavirus

[catmag 337]

10 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 

I did indeed stand on the doorstep and wave my semi, whilst thinking about nurses. 
 

 

 

I mean, what’s not to like?! 

 

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[Alex 35062]

https://m.dailykos.com/stories/2020/3/26/1931586/-The-wages-of-lies

[Renton 21581]

4 hours ago, catmag said:

 

I mean, what’s not to like?! 

 

I think this photo will be the death of MF. Half expecting his dead body to be found in his shed tomorrow. Obituary  "Died with a smile on his face".

 

Good luck. Infection levels here seem to be very low so I hope you escape the worst. 

[Monkeys Fist 42380]

6 hours ago, catmag said:

 

I mean, what’s not to like?! 

 

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Good God woman! 
Are you trying to send me to an early grave? 
What with this outrageous muck, and Gemmill’s pic of his “back eye” I’m at serious risk of musculoskeletal meltdown, not to mention the more serious cost to my bog-roll supplies.

[Sonatine 11361]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Good God woman! 
Are you trying to send me to an early grave? 
What with this outrageous muck, and Gemmill’s pic of his “back eye” I’m at serious risk of musculoskeletal meltdown, not to mention the more serious cost to my bog-roll supplies.

[Gemmill 44807]

 

 

 

[Holden McGroin 6581]

America are in deep trouble. They are going to get hit hard.

[Gemmill 44807]

Johnson has come down with a dose. 

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

Didn’t he brag about shaking hands of patients a couple of weeks ago

[Renton 21581]

What's going on with so many famous people having it? Is it because they are socially gregarious and mingle a lot? Or is it because they have more testing and what this shows is that the underlying prevalence is huge? 

[Meenzer 15518]

Bit of both, I'd imagine.

[Renton 21581]

Bet you Laura is shitting it. 

[Alex 35062]

His period of self isolation will be very much like the election campaign 

[Tom 14011]

13 minutes ago, Renton said:

What's going on with so many famous people having it? Is it because they are socially gregarious and mingle a lot? Or is it because they have more testing and what this shows is that the underlying prevalence is huge? 

Wild sex parties 

[Alex 35062]

Urgh

[ewerk 30560]

I reckon he just fancied a couple of weeks off.

[ewerk 30560]

Oh shit, does this mean that Dominic Raab is running the country?

[ewerk 30560]

 

[NJS 4377]

I thought that turned out to be another lie.

[Monkeys Fist 42380]

18 minutes ago, Renton said:

Bet you Laura is shitting it. 

[wykikitoon 20113]

My proposed job has been put on hold now as their office is shut.  Spoke to my current gaffer and he's happy to keep me going.  Could be in a whole worse situation like.  

[trophyshy 7083]

Say a prayer for Dominic Cummings.

[Tom 14011]

He probably caught worse in Klute.

[Gemmill 44807]

2 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

Say a prayer for Dominic Cummings.

 

Oh good point. That cunt looks ill all the time. Let's hope that herd immunity thing is a goer. 

[PaddockLad 17242]

46 minutes ago, Renton said:

What's going on with so many famous people having it? Is it because they are socially gregarious and mingle a lot? Or is it because they have more testing and what this shows is that the underlying prevalence is huge? 

 

That was my assumption three weeks ago when the virus was found within the squads of a third of premier league playing squads. They were the only ones being tested at the time.