Coronavirus

[trooper 940]

Miss T's just spent a few of hours in the kitchen making quiches, corned beef pies, & cakes. 

[Gemmill 44930]

I'm a goddamn inspiration. 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

4 hours ago, Isegrim said:

 

 

I wish he'd stop wearing sunglasses indoors.

[wykikitoon 20198]

He looks older than his mother

[Renton 21632]

22 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

FA Cup classics on BBC One atm and Paul Kitson has just scored which reminds me of the time he chinned Gemmill in Julie’s. He must have seen this coming.

I'm familiar with most the history on here but this escapes me. Paul Kitson chinned Gemmill? Good lad. 

[Renton 21632]

29 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Same with daft cunts in Wales. 
 

Coronavirus: 'Unprecedented scenes' on Welsh hills https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-51994504

 

Pen-y-pass is always bad tbf but that is mental. I can hardly imagine what the summit of Snowdon would be like. I fucking hate Wales btw,  just to be clear.

[Gemmill 44930]

7 minutes ago, Renton said:

I'm familiar with most the history on here but this escapes me. Paul Kitson chinned Gemmill? Good lad. 

He got lairy. Steve Howey led him away in the greatest goal line clearance of his career. 

[trooper 940]

People are either fucking stupid or ignorant apparently Whitley Bay, Seaton Sluice & Blyth beaches are supposed to be really busy. Apparently they are queuing out the door at the Coastline Chippy at Blyth Beach. Ridley Park in Blyth is supposed to have been busy also, as well, too.

Edited March 22, 2020 by trooper

[Renton 21632]

3 minutes ago, trooper said:

People are either fucking stupid or ignorant apparently Whitley Bay, Seaton Sluice & Blyth beaches are supposed to be really busy. Apparently they are queuing out the door at the Coastline Chippy at Blyth Beach. Ridley Park in Blyth is supposed to have been busy also, as well, too.

 

I think queueing is okay if you keep a 2 metre distance. Advice now is not to drive for leisure purposes. Walking is okay. From a selfish pov, I'm delighted because I'm lucky enough to live in a really nice area. 

[trooper 940]

I still think some people need to be TOLD what to do rather than advised

[Dr Gloom 21936]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

That's fucking insane. I had assumed all markets would be off. They are here. But London, the epicentre of the pandemic in the UK? 

fucking morons the length and breadth of the country, man. 

[Dr Gloom 21936]

the message seems to have gotten through in my corner of south london. just back from a run and people were giving each other wide berths, exchanging awkward knowing smiles of ackownlgedgment, in a typically british manner. plenty of people out and about in the sunshine but seemingly acting a little more responsibly.  

[NJS 4389]

I think they've over-emphasised  the notion that "healthy" people can see it off easily and so people think if they get it over with they're ahead of the curve. 

 

Obviously not giving a fuck about people who will get it badly but even then it's the arrogance that they're "hard enough" to see it off. 

 

Looks like the data from Italy suggests it isn't as simple as young/healthy are fine. 

 

[Dr Gloom 21936]

1 hour ago, trooper said:

Miss T's just spent a few of hours in the kitchen making quiches, corned beef pies, & cakes. 

all she is saying, is give quiche a chance 

[Dr Gloom 21936]

i'm going to be gutted when the parks inevitably shut and we're no longer allowed to go for a run or walk because that daily 40 minutes of me time is keeping me sane at the moment. running is absolutely the best thing to clear your head and get away from the noise of family life if it feels like the walls are starting to close in.

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

6 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

running is absolutely the best thing to clear your head and get away from the noise of family life if it feels like the walls are starting to close in.

Or having a shed wank. 

[Dr Gloom 21936]

6 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Or having a shed wank. 

i hope you can lock the door. not sure i'd be able to relax enough to pop otherwise. its the en suite bathroom/headphone combo for me

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

53 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

He got lairy. Steve Howey led him away in the greatest goal line clearance of his career. 

 

Should have pulled his hair.

[Sonatine 11393]

 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

5 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

i hope you can lock the door. not sure i'd be able to relax enough to pop otherwise. its the en suite bathroom/headphone combo for me

Of course I lock it. 
I’ve enough on mind balancing on one foot with my thumb up my arse as I choke myself with an orange, without worrying about the Mrs. coming in looking for a hammer. 
 

[Renton 21632]

57 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

the message seems to have gotten through in my corner of south london. just back from a run and people were giving each other wide berths, exchanging awkward knowing smiles of ackownlgedgment, in a typically british manner. plenty of people out and about in the sunshine but seemingly acting a little more responsibly.  

 

This is going to devastate the sunshine fanny thread this year. 

Edited March 22, 2020 by Renton

[trooper 940]

Social distancing at Seaton Sluice

[trooper 940]

Rothbury today

[ewerk 30629]

Fair play to all the attendees at the Stadium of Light. They’ve been doing social distancing for years.

[Gemmill 44930]

Mince and dumplings for tea lads. I'm riding this virus like Seabiscuit.