Coronavirus

[Gemmill 44909]

1 hour ago, Isegrim said:

 

 

He looks utterly fucking confused. 

[Gemmill 44909]

It looks like he was just in the garden talking to his mam and some cunt dropped a conservatory on her. 

Edited March 22, 2020 by Gemmill

[Renton 21629]

24 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Went for a walk locally and there were loads of people out clearly taking mummy for a mothers day walk. Absolutely mental. 

 

Do you mean older mums, grandparent age? I did see that and people in wheel chairs etc. I don't think there's anything wrong with nuclear families going out together, yet. Also went to the chip shop on the fish quay. People were generally sensible queueing 2 metres apart and going in one by one. I did have to tell the lady behind me to keep her distance mind. Got some big roll in the coop too, I'm not worried about provisions any more. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13876]

2 minutes ago, Renton said:

I did have to tell the lady behind me to keep her distance mind.

 Nowt to do with the Corona, just politely reminding her that you were there first and that pie has your name on it.

[Renton 21629]

I actually told her using the medium of flattus. All this stress is playing havoc with my bowels. 

Edited March 22, 2020 by Renton

[Gemmill 44909]

35 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Got some big roll in the coop too, I'm not worried about provisions any more. 

 

 Walking home like you've won the World Cup. 

[Gemmill 44909]

Well I've had an absolutely dominant morning in the kitchen making:

 

- Quinoa Berry muffins (3 days worth of breakfasts) 

- Apple overnight oats (2 days worth of breakfasts) 

- Fiesta rice with sausage (picture what Desmond and Pork Pie have for their bait) (3 days worth of lunch or dinner) 

- A giant pan of veggie soup (4 days worth of lunch or dinner) 

 

And the missus has made banana and walnut loaf. AND I've just a bacon sarnie. 

 

I'm telling you lads. Work Week Lunch. It'll change your lives only slightly less than a global pandemic. 

 

[Meenzer 15550]

I tend to see it the other way - if I'm going to be trapped in the house, at least cooking every day gives me something to do.  

[Ayatollah Hermione 13876]

Quinoa berry muffins. Ban this sick filth. 

[Gemmill 44909]

They look lush. 

 

9 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

I tend to see it the other way - if I'm going to be trapped in the house, at least cooking every day gives me something to do.  

 

I think I'm taking some weird comfort from the fact I've got a week's worth of meals made while I'm watching news reports of half mile long queues outside the local Tesco. 

[Alex 35095]

I’m taking comfort in the knowledge you needed to pay someone to tell you that you’re able to cook meals in batches which can then be frozen for a later date 

[Renton 21629]

30 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Well I've had an absolutely dominant morning in the kitchen making:

 

- Quinoa Berry muffins (3 days worth of breakfasts) 

- Apple overnight oats (2 days worth of breakfasts) 

- Fiesta rice with sausage (picture what Desmond and Pork Pie have for their bait) (3 days worth of lunch or dinner) 

- A giant pan of veggie soup (4 days worth of lunch or dinner) 

 

And the missus has made banana and walnut loaf. AND I've just a bacon sarnie. 

 

I'm telling you lads. Work Week Lunch. It'll change your lives only slightly less than a global pandemic. 

 

Out of that lot the bacon sarnie is the only thing I'd take you up on. Also helpful to know vegetable soup can be used for lunch or dinner. Never knew that. Such an amazingly versatile dish. 

[Meenzer 15550]

Snarky Renton is fun, more of this please!

[Isegrim 9784]

 

[wykikitoon 20172]

FFS Thats mad

I was sat in the garden earlier reading.  Neighbour came out and was on the phone to her mam and she said shes got a busy week going to see friends or friends coming to see her.  

[Renton 21629]

2 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

 

That's fucking insane. I had assumed all markets would be off. They are here. But London, the epicentre of the pandemic in the UK? 

[Isegrim 9784]

[wykikitoon 20172]

Love the hastags on that post

[Isegrim 9784]

2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Love the hastags on that post

Loads of funny videos to be found tbh.

[PaddockLad 17281]

17 minutes ago, Renton said:

That's fucking insane. I had assumed all markets would be off. They are here. But London, the epicentre of the pandemic in the UK? 

“ WE SHOWED THAT FACKIN ITLER WHATS WHAT DINT WE???”

 

Meanwhile on the gentile south coast, a mere 20 minute walk from where we live, some other utter cunts...

 

 

 

[Gemmill 44909]

27 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

Snarky Renton is fun, more of this please!

 

At the very least my cooking effort is distracting him from looking at death graphs.

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

Same with daft cunts in Wales. 
 

Coronavirus: 'Unprecedented scenes' on Welsh hills https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-51994504

[Sonatine 11393]

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13876]

FA Cup classics on BBC One atm and Paul Kitson has just scored which reminds me of the time he chinned Gemmill in Julie’s. He must have seen this coming.

[Gemmill 44909]

chin nothing. Steve Howey saved his life that night. 

 

Last night Steve Howey saved my life.