Coronavirus

[Alex 35095]

10 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Some fucker sent me a WhatsApp last night, it was a link to the Washington Post with the headline of Trump having it.  When you clicked on it, of course a massive black guy with a huge cock

Wor lass got that too. At least that’s where she said she got it 

[Sonatine 11393]

[trooper 940]

Army to provide support in UK

Defence Secretary Ben Wallace has announced a new military force ready to support public services as required during the coronavirus crisis.

As part of the support the Army will provide during the pandemic, the number of troops at a heightened state of readiness will be doubled to 20,000 and Reserves will be placed on standby.

The Ministry of Defence is also planning to train 150 military personnel to drive oxygen tankers around the country to support the NHS.

Scientists from the Defence Science and Technology Laboratory (Dstl) will also help Public Health England’s effort to understand the virus and tackle the spread.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13874]

The army ready as ever to shoot the virus if it takes corporeal form.

[ewerk 30620]

3 minutes ago, trooper said:

Reserves will be placed on standby.

 

This is the war Mark Francois has been waiting his whole life to fight.

[wykikitoon 20169]

I wonder if anyone has the balls to ask Bungle tonight about the decades of Tory cuts and how it's now showing how fragile it is and we have to get the armed services involved.

[Gemmill 44901]

I made lemon and strawberry muffins last night. What a guy. 

[wykikitoon 20169]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I made lemon and strawberry muffins last night. What a guy. 

[Alex 35095]

Rewatched this last night https://rickandmorty.fandom.com/wiki/Rick_Potion_No._9

[Gemmill 44901]

 

No Madrid style lockdown in London. 

 

 

[Dr Gloom 21924]

1 hour ago, trooper said:

Has anyone ventured out in "That London"  if so can you see any physical signs of an impending lock down. Or is it business as usual  

no sign of lock down in zone 2. i went for a run in the park earlier with seemingly everyone else in the neighbourhood. 

 

[Kid Dynamite 7031]

2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

i reckon you're a goner mate, like rayvin 

I only come on here now for the hourly updates on Renton’s psyche

[Meenzer 15547]

7 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

No Madrid style lockdown in London. 

 

 

On past form, that means imminent lockdown.

[trooper 940]

34 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I made lemon and strawberry muffins last night. What a guy. 

So it's YOU  that's taken all the fuckin' fruit  Gem the "Strawberry Snatcher"

[Gemmill 44901]

6 minutes ago, trooper said:

So it's YOU  that's taken all the fuckin' fruit  Gem the "Strawberry Snatcher"

I mean you should try these muffins though... STEP AWAY FROM THE MUFFINS MUTHAFUCKA! 

[Gemmill 44901]

Anyone hear the report yesterday that, if the death figure reaches the upper end of the government modelling, it is unlikely that individual funerals will be possible. It was reported on 5 Live. 

 

I mean that is fucking grim. 

 

On that note, time for a lunchtime mental health walk... 

[trophyshy 7083]

I am certain your state funeral and year of mourning will not be overlooked Gemmill.

[PaddockLad 17281]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Anyone hear the report yesterday that, if the death figure reaches the upper end of the government modelling, it is unlikely that individual funerals will be possible. It was reported on 5 Live. 

 

I mean that is fucking grim. 

 

On that note, time for a lunchtime mental health walk... 

 

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/sport/rugby/rugby-news/funeral-welsh-rugby-star-matthew-17947287

[Gemmill 44901]

5 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

I am certain your state funeral and year of mourning will not be overlooked Gemmill.

 

Heaven is not ready for this particular angel yet. 

[Gemmill 44901]

Btw it was slightly alarming to see that the journo Theo Usherwood (who is by no means old) is in hospital with the covid and pneumonia. May have underlying health issues or be a 40 a day man for all I know but he doesn't look like an unhealthy fella. 

[trooper 940]

Here we go 

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/love-sex/masturbating-during-coronavirus-lockdown-could-21718025

[wykikitoon 20169]

Gaffer here is under pressure to send people home.  We can all work from home like.  He's just told me he doesn't trust the idiots at all.  I just asked him.  'Why are you employing them then?' he couldn't answer lol.

[Dr Gloom 21924]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

I made lemon and strawberry muffins last night. What a gay. 

FYP

[Dr Gloom 21924]

54 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Btw it was slightly alarming to see that the journo Theo Usherwood (who is by no means old) is in hospital with the covid and pneumonia. May have underlying health issues or be a 40 a day man for all I know but he doesn't look like an unhealthy fella. 

it isn't just an old person's disease. we can all get pretty sick from it 

[trooper 940]

Northumberland Street this morning