Coronavirus

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

@Renton Negative, condescending response delivered down from his high horse incoming..................

[Renton 21629]

5 minutes ago, Anorthernsoul said:

 

 

Well I never for once expected any sort of positivity from you, after all you revel in misery.

 

What the actual fuck? Go fuck yourself. 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

8 minutes ago, Anorthernsoul said:

 

 

Well I never for once expected any sort of positivity from you, after all you revel in misery.

 

5 minutes ago, Anorthernsoul said:

@Renton Negative, condescending response delivered down from his high horse incoming..................

It’s almost as if you were baiting him in to a negative response. 

[Renton 21629]

He's had a grudge since we argued about Brexit, which he's all for. 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

2 minutes ago, Renton said:

He's had a grudge since we argued about Brexit, which he's all for. 

Never mind that shit, how’s the tentacle porn coming along? 

[trophyshy 7083]

In A&E with the bairn, some observations;

 

1.  The ambulance crew had just been trained in and issued with PPE this morning. 
2.  Even though we have been labelled as potential Covid19 cases we have not been segregated at all.  
3. None of us will be tested unless we are admitted. 
4.  The general attitude is unbelievably casual.  
 

For us, let’s hope the bairn has something regular. However, if the above is reflective of national policy we are going to be Italy next week. 
 

 

 

 

[trophyshy 7083]

On the bright side, I have a Brexit stockpile of 120 bottles of wine in my meter cupboard. 

Edited March 17, 2020 by trophyshy

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

What will you do in week 2? 

[Sonatine 11393]

Develop early signs of liver failure after necking that much hooch

[Ayatollah Hermione 13879]

We’re now being told that workload will increase and weekend work may be required as well as bringing in agency staff for the donkey work  Capitalism at its finest, we’ll all be riddled by next week.

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

Just now, Sonatine said:

Develop early signs of liver failure after necking that much hooch

Early? 
 

[wykikitoon 20186]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-51836898

[Dr Gloom 21934]

3 hours ago, Gemmill said:

If you can work from home, relatively out of harm's way, and not have too many worries about losing your job/business, you are a fucking lottery winner at the minute. 

spoken like a man who doesn't have two kids to entertain/home school. i'm climbing the walls already 

[Dr Gloom 21934]

2 hours ago, Anorthernsoul said:

I think the current situation in China is a more positive sign, they have it under control and people are going back to work and stores opening again. Hopefully Europe can get on top of it and normality resumes within the next 4-6 weeks. 

i hope you're right but that sounds optimistic to me

[Tdansmith 3259]

Horse racing all suspended until the end of April at least including the Grand National.

The good news is I'll get my anti post bet on Tiger Roll back..and spend it on Bog Roll.

[Gemmill 44917]

22 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

spoken like a man who doesn't have two kids to entertain/home school. i'm climbing the walls already

 

We are wfh from tomorrow. Me and the cats chilling reet oot. 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

We are wfh from tomorrow. Me and the cats chilling reet oot. 

They’ve been planning which one gets to eat your balls when you die alone. 

[Renton 21629]

First they took my quinoa. Then they took my bog roll. Now they've taken Centre Parcs. 

[Tom 14011]

My gym has closed until further notice and I've just bought an entire loaf of tiger bread. 

 

[Isegrim 9792]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

spoken like a man who doesn't have two kids to entertain/home school. i'm climbing the walls already 

Same here. It’s not easy doing murder investigations from home when you are short of strangling your own wife and kids tbh.

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

27 minutes ago, Tom said:

My gym has closed until further notice and I've just bought an entire loaf of tiger bread. 

 

I asked for 2/6 of a tiger loaf at Morrison’s and they told me to fuck off. 
 

[Tdansmith 3259]

£330 billion financial support for businesses 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

5 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

Same here. It’s not easy doing murder investigations from home when you are short of strangling your own wife and kids tbh.

Homicide- Life on the Straße? 

[Dr Gloom 21934]

2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

What will you do in week 2? 

i'm already drinking waaaay more than usual.

 

every cloud. hic 

[Tdansmith 3259]

3 month "mortgage holiday"  that will help for sure.