Coronavirus

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5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I'd wayyyyyyyyyy rather be able to wfh than not. 

 

Been doing it since 2004 so I'm hardly going to argue with the principle, but it does rely on actually having places to go, too. If we get to a full-on quarantine situation like in some countries where we're not even allowed to go out for a walk/run by ourselves... well, fuck it, I'll be doing laps of the back yard and uploading the activity to Strava  

[Gemmill 44926]

Star jumps in front of the telly. 

[Renton 21629]

 

Come on, no pubs, restaurants, cinemas, holidays or get togethers is going to be tough. It's just sinking in for me. 

 

I am really lucky though. I'm still getting paid. So is the wife. Recently moved house with a garden, right next to a park and the beach. If this had happened last year I would have been cooped in a flat with a half built house, which would have been even more delayed. Many people are in a much worse position and I feel very sorry for them. 

[Renton 21629]

I'm really struggling to motivate myself to work though. I provide evidence to committees, committees that almost certainly won't take place now this year. Plus I think the schools will be disbanding this week, so I'll probably have to become a full time Dad to the little shits kids for a while. 

[wykikitoon 20194]

Renton, I think you need to take some time offline.  Honestly dude, for your own mental health.

[Renton 21629]

5 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Renton, I think you need to take some time offline.  Honestly dude, for your own mental health.

 

That's amusing coming from you.

 

This is literally my only place of human contact until tonight so you're out of luck.  

[PaddockLad 17281]

Noises coming from our occupational health wife who I’m conducting an online affair with at the moment are disappointing...they’re going to assess how well asthma symptoms are “controlled” She’s an RGN with an MSc & a NEBOSH cert. I’m fairly certain the good old Corvid 19 virus isn’t going to take into account whether I’m taking my fuckin inhalers correctly before it assaults my respiratory system. But I’m standing by to be corrected by my employers who are clearly keen to show that their employees health is at the top of their agenda at this time  

 

 

[ewerk 30627]

I’m currently watching Loose Women debate the government’s coronavirus strategy and Janet Street Porter telling millions that there’s no need for over 70s to self isolate and to go about their business as normal.

Never mind that it’s incredibly dangerous information but if this is what self isolation has in store for me then just kill me now.

[Renton 21629]

14 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Noises coming from our occupational health wife who I’m conducting an online affair with at the moment are disappointing...they’re going to assess how well asthma symptoms are “controlled” She’s an RGN with an MSc & a NEBOSH cert. I’m fairly certain the good old Corvid 19 virus isn’t going to take into account whether I’m taking my fuckin inhalers correctly before it assaults my respiratory system. But I’m standing by to be corrected by my employers who are clearly keen to show that their employees health is at the top of their agenda at this time  

 

 

I've been thinking about this. If you are stage 2 or above, you need to be careful imo. You can prove this status through your asthma review notes and last years prescriptions. However, if you're stage 1 like me and rarely even use a reliever, pragmatically I think this quarantine doesn't apply. I hope so cos I'm clearly not cut out for isolation! But then again, I also have ulcerative colitis so fuck knows. 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

43 minutes ago, Renton said:

I'm really struggling to motivate myself to work though. I provide evidence to committees, committees that almost certainly won't take place now this year. Plus I think the schools will be disbanding this week, so I'll probably have to become a full time Dad to the little shits kids for a while. 

By the end of this, Renton will be a tin-foil hat wearing, flat earth, steel-beams-can’t-melt loony, massively overweight and with a crippling addiction to extreme tentacle porn. 
A man has to fill his time 

[PaddockLad 17281]

4 minutes ago, Renton said:

I've been thinking about this. If you are stage 2 or above, you need to be careful imo. You can prove this status through your asthma review notes and last years prescriptions. However, if you're stage 1 like me and rarely even use a reliever, pragmatically I think this quarantine doesn't apply. I hope so cos I'm clearly not cut out for isolation! But then again, I also have ulcerative colitis so fuck knows. 

I’m under the care of a respiratory consultant at Poole hospital..was referred by my GP. They couldn’t take treatment any further. 

 

 

[Gemmill 44926]

The PM's stupid cunt of a dad has said he will ignore official advice and go to the pub. Please do. 

[wykikitoon 20194]

Just been for a walk into town to grab some bits.  The amount of old wobblers is mad.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13880]

Meanwhile, our place is ploughing on, despite barely being able to cope with the demand as it is and I’m spending all of my day politely explaining why chemists in the arse end of nowhere are not allowed to have our entire stock of paracetamol. There’s no contingency plan that I know of and our supplies are rapidly emptying  

[Gemmill 44926]

Aye I've just been on a sexy strut through Newcastle. Lots more people than I expected to see. 

[wykikitoon 20194]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Aye I've just been on a sexy strut through Newcastle. Lots more people than I expected to see. 

Teasing everyone as ever trying to keep morale up. I like it.

[Howmanheyman 33264]

@PaddockLad a mutual friend just been ordered home on full pay to wait and see how things progress because he also has asthma and even his workmates have been told to go home and only work in pairs for emergency call outs. They work on maintenance around the transport system. Meanwhile I'm expecting not to be able to socialise in pubs with friends or visit relatives but am ok to work alongside colleagues and sit with them in a relatively small bait room in my vital confectionery job.

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

I think the current situation in China is a more positive sign, they have it under control and people are going back to work and stores opening again. Hopefully Europe can get on top of it and normality resumes within the next 4-6 weeks. 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

Did you see the way they enforced the lockdown over there? 

 

Nit even the Tories would try that shit 

[Renton 21629]

1 minute ago, Anorthernsoul said:

I think the current situation in China is a more positive sign, they have it under control and people are going back to work and stores opening again. Hopefully Europe can get on top of it and normality resumes within the next 4-6 weeks. 

 

Unfortunately not. It's like having Gripper Stebson in an arm lock, or when Walter White had Crazy 8 tied up in his cellar. What next? You let them go, and you're still fucked. You either continue imprisoning them, or you kill them. I guess the latter analogy is get a drug or vaccine. Still months if not years away. 

[PaddockLad 17281]

17 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

@PaddockLad a mutual friend just been ordered home on full pay to wait and see how things progress because he also has asthma and even his workmates have been told to go home and only work in pairs for emergency call outs. They work on maintenance around the transport system. Meanwhile I'm expecting not to be able to socialise in pubs with friends or visit relatives but am ok to work alongside colleagues and sit with them in a relatively small bait room in my vital confectionery job.

Oh that mutual friend, tell the lucky wee fucker to stay safe

 

The whole country are now trying to minimise risk whilst continuing to maximise income/profit. Not going to the pub reduces risk. Me at home reduces the risk to the current Mrs PL who, along with her mother, are FUMING that Poole Lighthouse have cancelled this Friday’s  opera performance

 

 

[PaddockLad 17281]

7 minutes ago, Anorthernsoul said:

I think the current situation in China is a more positive sign, they have it under control and people are going back to work and stores opening again. Hopefully Europe can get on top of it and normality resumes within the next 4-6 weeks. 

I don’t believe a single fuckin syllable coming out of China

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

Euro 2020 binned. 
 

Euro 2020 postponed until next summer, Uefa confirms https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51909518

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

13 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Unfortunately not. It's like having Gripper Stebson in an arm lock, or when Walter White had Crazy 8 tied up in his cellar. What next? You let them go, and you're still fucked. You either continue imprisoning them, or you kill them. I guess the latter analogy is get a drug or vaccine. Still months if not years away. 

 

 

Well I never for once expected any sort of positivity from you, after all you revel in misery.

[PaddockLad 17281]

6 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Euro 2020 binned. 
 

Euro 2020 postponed until next summer, Uefa confirms https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51909518

Scotland still had a chance of qualifying too...the Leeds of international football