Coronavirus

[Dr Gloom 21934]

What the actual gibbering fuck are we doing?

 

[Sonatine 11393]

 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

I thought the Jaffa was an anti-vaxxer? 
 

 

[wykikitoon 20180]

I went to the corner shop earlier and on the way back the tree's are starting to bud, some have blossom on them.  It's starting to get warmer, days getting longer.

Imagine all this shit in mid December?

[Dr Gloom 21934]

On the bright side, Trump is fucked 

 

[Alex 35095]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51896488

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

Has Rooney had arse hair added to his chin as well as his napper? 
 

[Sonatine 11393]

Call me a cynic, but I'm thinking Rooney doesn't actually write his own column for the Times....

[Isegrim 9790]

Parky went shopping...

[PaddockLad 17281]

16 minutes ago, Alex said:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51896488

I’ve got slightly involved on twitter over this Rooney thing. I understand how he’s feeling but he can completely insulate himself from risk due to his wealth. I get that he feels like he and his colleagues feel used because of the huge amounts of money in top level European football and the football authorities waited until they had no choice but to cancel the fixtures but I dare say the vast majority of us on here and umpteen million others who he’s made his from over the years are all still being asked to turn in tomorrow. So the fat scouse cunt can fuck off

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

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Sorted

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

Glass chopping board?  
 

Are you fucking serious? 
 

 

[ewerk 30623]

2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

What the actual gibbering fuck are we doing?

 

I know. Imagine attending a Stereophonics concert in 2020. This country...

[Sonatine 11393]

 

[trophyshy 7083]

My son has a cough and fever.  No medical professionals will see him (regulations) and he is now in (home) isolation for a week. Guess this is coming to all of us. Good luck everyone.  

[NJS 4389]

3 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

What the actual gibbering fuck are we doing?

 

I'm supposed to be seeing Ash a week on Friday - nowt on their website either way at the moment - suppose I'll see if they play Leeds on Tuesday for starters. 

[PaddockLad 17281]

6 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

My son has a cough and fever.  No medical professionals will see him (regulations) and he is now in (home) isolation for a week. Guess this is coming to all of us. Good luck everyone.  

Best wishes to you all mate  

[ewerk 30623]

12 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

My son has a cough and fever.  No medical professionals will see him (regulations) and he is now in (home) isolation for a week. Guess this is coming to all of us. Good luck everyone.  

Best to sit tight for a week and all should hopefully be okay. PM me your address and I’ll get a couple of sheets of bog roll in the post to you.

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

35 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

My son has a cough and fever.  No medical professionals will see him (regulations) and he is now in (home) isolation for a week. Guess this is coming to all of us. Good luck everyone.  

Oof.
How old is he?

Apparently kids seem to be brushing it off like a regular flu, whereas us creaky old cunts are the ones it drops. 
Sending thoughts and dried pasta. 
 

[Gemmill 44917]

48 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

My son has a cough and fever.  No medical professionals will see him (regulations) and he is now in (home) isolation for a week. Guess this is coming to all of us. Good luck everyone.  

 

All the best to the boyo and you. 

[Dr Gloom 21934]

52 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

My son has a cough and fever.  No medical professionals will see him (regulations) and he is now in (home) isolation for a week. Guess this is coming to all of us. Good luck everyone.  

Sorry to hear that. Hopefully not the virus. Kids are supposed to be low risk so fingers crossed for him 

[Tom 14011]

Imagine catching coronavirus to see Stereophonics when you could have seen them in 2001 like everyone else  

Hurry up & wait

[Howmanheyman 33262]

1 hour ago, trophyshy said:

My son has a cough and fever.  No medical professionals will see him (regulations) and he is now in (home) isolation for a week. Guess this is coming to all of us. Good luck everyone.  

Good luck.

[ewerk 30623]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/15/uk-coronavirus-crisis-to-last-until-spring-2021-and-could-see-79m-hospitalised

 

Pretty dire predictions.

[Meenzer 15550]

"This thing is going to be around for a year" is somehow still less depressing than the PM opening a speech by saying "your loved ones are going to die sooner than they should"