Coronavirus

[Renton 21620]

22 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

He was a coronavirus sceptic a few days ago wasn’t he? Ironic 

 

 

And don't forget a germophobe. He will be shitting himself.

 

 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

The taps at work man.

 

Press in...

 

Haaappppyyy....

 

Press in again

 

Birthd....

 

Etc

 

Then everytime I touch the tap to restart it I'm recontaminating myself. Vicious circle.

 

Edited March 13, 2020 by TheGingerQuiff

[Monkeys Fist 42427]

Use your forehead. 
 

 

 

 

 

 

[wykikitoon 20129]

I was supposed to be going to Belgium at the end of the month to watch some racing.  The racing has been cancelled which isn't a surprise.  The Hotel emailed today saying the government guidance is the restaurant and bars will be shut but I can get food in my room.  I can cancel anyways and get a full refund.

But the biggest pain is the fucking Eurotunnel.  Will get fuck all back off that.

[tooner 243]

wife just told me are all stocked up on groceries for a two week shut in, she said all we need now is 300 beers and 5 L of wine and we are good! 

[Monkeys Fist 42427]

55 minutes ago, tooner said:

wife just told me are all stocked up on groceries for a two week shut in, she said all we need now is 300 beers and 5 L of wine and we are good! 

What will you drink for the other 13 days? 

[Howay 12496]

My work has said they’re staying open after looking like they might close offices. Additionally they have said we now have to fill in a form daily by 9am to say what we are working on, as this will be used to staff people to projects where team members have been infected and are at home/hospital  so the firms response to this is to give us more fucking admin and make us feel like even more of a resource than a person. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13863]

1 hour ago, Howay said:

My work has said they’re staying open after looking like they might close offices. Additionally they have said we now have to fill in a form daily by 9am to say what we are working on, as this will be used to staff people to projects where team members have been infected and are at home/hospital  so the firms response to this is to give us more fucking admin and make us feel like even more of a resource than a person. 

I work for a pharmaceutical company and there is absolutely no plan if someone gets a confirmed diagnosis  Everyone pretty much interacts with everyone else so there’s no choice but to shut the place down tbh.

[Meenzer 15525]

 

Hard to know quite where to start with that one.  

 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

https://au.pcmag.com/web-sites/65949/pornhub-is-giving-italians-free-premium-access-during-coronavirus-quarantine?fbclid=IwAR3gg3agqhyFsnuWp7srAVvEMFx1je9zrinyjADW0vMddnV964bTe8Zm8uk

[ewerk 30602]

* Sets VPN to Italy *

[Monkeys Fist 42427]

1 hour ago, Meenzer said:

 

Hard to know quite where to start with that one.  

 

Let’s hope she gets it- finish the horrible old cunt off in the most ironic way. 

[ewerk 30602]

If there’s anyone acutely aware of the effects of HIV it’s an 80 year old virgin.

[Gemmill 44864]

Mass gatherings are now to be stopped. Weird cos I thought they were being guided by the science. Wonder what science changed in the last 24 hours. 

[ewerk 30602]

Eh? But J69 told us that mass gatherings have little effect on the transmission of the virus?

[Meenzer 15525]

All right then, definitely going to parkrun tomorrow morning if it might be the last one for several months.  

[Renton 21620]

I fucking hate this prick.

 

 

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

1 hour ago, ewerk said:

Eh? But J69 told us that mass gatherings have little effect on the transmission of the virus?

 

 

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[Renton 21620]

Or they are making it up as they go along. But I'm sure that can't be true of this government., they never u turn do they?

 

Who cares anyway? 99.9% of us wil get a mild cold and be back at work in a week apparently. 

Edited March 14, 2020 by Renton

[ewerk 30602]

8 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

 

 

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So you’ve gone from saying that mass gatherings have little effect on the levels of transmission to believing that the government is using mass gatherings in order to transmit the virus?

That’s quite a fucking turnaround for you.  

And I understand the theory behind herd immunity, the problem is that the government appear to be happy to sacrifice the vulnerable. The big problem I can see here is that they’re not encouraging testing for those with the illness and so don’t have an accurate figure of the number of infected to accurately decide when to ‘turn off the taps’ other than using hospital admission figures. We’re basically being used as guinea pigs in Cummings’ giant science experiment.

[ewerk 30602]

It’s nice to see large corporations being understanding and helpful at this difficult time.

 

[Alex 35079]

Just seen some woman in Aldi buying 24 packets of baby wipes  

[ewerk 30602]

My sister in law saw a young girl nearly in tears in Asda yesterday because the shelves were empty of nappies. Thankfully a worker checked out the back and brought her a couple of packs but she only took one, obviously couldn’t afford both. These are the sort of people that stockpiling is really hurting.

[Gemmill 44864]

I was in Tesco earlier. Old bloke pushing his trolley with his hands in sandwich bags.

[wykikitoon 20129]

20 minutes ago, ewerk said:

My sister in law saw a young girl nearly in tears in Asda yesterday because the shelves were empty of nappies. Thankfully a worker checked out the back and brought her a couple of packs but she only took one, obviously couldn’t afford both. These are the sort of people that stockpiling is really hurting.

It's caused by that Bungle cunt in number 10.  Saying we're all going to fucking die.  His pals in Murdoch Media have caused a fucking frenzy.  It's absolute madness.