Coronavirus

[Tdansmith 3259]

Premier League and EFL to be suspended until the 3rd april 

Edited March 13, 2020 by Tdansmith

[ewerk 30627]

Ireland vs UK

 

[Renton 21629]

59 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

4 weeks self-isolating in a big old house in the lake district sounds like bliss right about now 

 

I'm checking prices. If the schools do shut its top of my priorities at Easter, if I can afford it. 

[Renton 21629]

40 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

 

 Gemmill's theory about orgies is probably bang on. 

[ewerk 30627]

Surely now is the time for the club to get a diagnosed coronavirus to come into the training ground and tongue kiss every one of our players to give them the virus and get it over with during the suspension?

[Meenzer 15550]

 

 

[Kid Dynamite 7033]

If he thinks the Italian public are using this for time off work, wait until he sees what happens in the UK

[Tdansmith 3259]

NUFC still in the FA Cup in april 

[Dr Gloom 21936]

Just now, Tdansmith said:

NUFC still in the FA Cup in april 

every cloud 

[Dr Gloom 21936]

we'll never know now if this was destined to be our year. 

poor liverpool 

[Howmanheyman 33266]

4 hours ago, Gemmill said:

The method seems to be to acknowledge that people are too stupid to shut themselves away longer term. How about we have separate advice for the intelligent that can see beyond being a bit bored in the house. 

"Couldn't do 7 days, went out on day 4 and group hugged all at Slimming world instead then coughed all over the pub carvery on day 5, limited my coughing to people on pub night for day 6."

 

 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

13 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

"Couldn't do 7 days, went out on day 4 and group hugged all at Slimming world instead then coughed all over the pub carvery on day 5, limited my coughing to people on pub night for day 6."

 

 

 

 

“I’ll be fine as I don’t even drink Corona.”

 

[ewerk 30627]

 

[PaddockLad 17281]

Understand things are hard in Italy like but 😭

[Gemmill 44928]

June is when they reckon it'll peak. These fucking hipsters really want you to prove that you like your vinyl. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13881]

Starting to consider admitting that it might get canny bad due to the official response but I will never admit defeat. Not in the face of any killer death flu.

[Renton 21629]

Bolsonaro has tested positive after having dinner with Trump. If of these fuckers died from it I might start believing in God again.

 

[Howmanheyman 33266]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

“I’ll be fine as I don’t even drink Corona.”

 

"Guys! Guys! I think this is the time we can finally say I've got the hang of this dieting lark! I've lost almost a stone in less than a week! It's the closest I've been to fitting in 32" jeans in 30 years! It's called the 'Corona diet!......Guys, Guys! Where you going?"

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

Just had a letter from my daughters school saying,

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The advice for people who are currently self-isolating following return from an affected country is that they can now stop this and are free to return to their normal day to day activities.

Someone showed them the cost of doing it properly on Wednesday night, didn’t they? 
 

Checked the govt. site and it seems that they have, indeed, changed their minds, you don’t need to lock yourself away for 14 days after returning from Lurgyville, just wash your hands, sing a song, tum tee tum, lovely weather, isn’t it? 

Someone showed them the cost of doing it properly on Wednesday night, didn’t they? 

[Tdansmith 3259]

3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 Lurgyville,

 

[Isegrim 9795]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

Bolsonaro has tested positive after having dinner with Trump. If of these fuckers died from it I might start believing in God again.

 

Kharma!

[Isegrim 9795]

Stuttgart, where I work, has closed all pubs, clubs, museums, cinemas and brothels until further notice. Happy times...

[wykikitoon 20194]

Poor Suzi Wong

[Dr Gloom 21936]

19 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

Kharma!

He was a coronavirus sceptic a few days ago wasn’t he? Ironic 

 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]