Coronavirus

[Dr Gloom 21930]

Face it, Renton. You’re fucked

[Dr Gloom 21930]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

Fuck me, Gloom has the @Monkeys Fistvirus! 

Its not my fault bad coronavirus jokes have gone viral 

[Dr Gloom 21930]

My little boy made this one up on the walk to school this morning.

have you heard about the really good coronavirus joke?

its sick

A proud dad 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

38 minutes ago, Renton said:

The lass I work with (next desk), who happens to be Italian although hasn't been there for a month, has phoned in sick with sudden fever, dry cough, and myalgia. Fuck. I can't help having, I think, psychosomatic symptoms now. Can't concentrate at all. 

Why are you sharing algae with your coworkers? 
Pervert. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13876]

43 minutes ago, Renton said:

The lass I work with (next desk), who happens to be Italian although hasn't been there for a month, has phoned in sick with sudden fever, dry cough, and myalgia. Fuck. I can't help having, I think, psychosomatic symptoms now. Can't concentrate at all. 

 Better self-isolate for 2 weeks, just in case. There’s an asteroid with a 0.6% chance of hitting Earth on its way too, I’d make peace with that as well.

[Howmanheyman 33261]

18 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 

If I’m suffering, you all are. 

Personally I've been humming 'My Corona' instead of 'My Sharona'. You're more than welcome to join in whether you like it or not.

[Renton 21629]

I've had father Ted's "My lovely horse" as an ear worm now since last night.

It might be the last thing in my head as I pass away. 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

How does that go again, Ted?

[wykikitoon 20172]

A mate of mine works with a lad who went home to Milan last week, he's back at work and fine.  Weird.

[Dr Gloom 21930]

other countries: lock down cities, ban mass gatherings, cancel football matches, and enforce travel restrictions

uk: drink tea and wash hands

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-11/keep-calm-and-wash-your-hands-britain-s-strategy-to-beat-virus

[Renton 21629]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

other countries: lock down cities, ban mass gatherings, cancel football matches, and enforce travel restrictions

uk: drink tea and wash hands

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-11/keep-calm-and-wash-your-hands-britain-s-strategy-to-beat-virus

 

Aye. Only slightly better than Trump's strategy of pretending it's not there by not doing any testing. 

 

[Gemmill 44907]

2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

My little boy made this one up on the walk to school this morning.

have you heard about the really good coronavirus joke?

its sick

A proud dad 

I bet you fell off your skateboard laughing. 

[Dr Gloom 21930]

Just now, Gemmill said:

I bet you fell off your skateboard laughing. 

hoverboard, please. 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

[Dr Gloom 21930]

This from the editor-in-chief at the Lancet 

[wykikitoon 20172]

These cunts are always playing roulette with the public.  Inbred eton cock sucking cunts.

[Tom 14011]

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

If Dorries has given Johnson the virus  I wonder if we’ll see a more vigorous response? 
 

 

I doubt it. 
 

Fuck the plebs. 
 

edit; just seen Tom’s post above. FFS! 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

4 minutes ago, Tom said:

 

 

This is  level fuckwittery. 
 

Hopefully it’ll be up there with “they couldn't hit an elephant at this distance”, in the pantheon of famous last words. 
 

 

[Tom 14011]

He’s got no right to shoot from there. 

[Howmanheyman 33261]

After reading a bit more on the data and how it has and can spread I'm starting to get into Renton's line of thinking. The govt will leave it too late and 100% it will cost lives. 

[wykikitoon 20172]

29 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

After reading a bit more on the data and how it has and can spread I'm starting to get into Renton's line of thinking. The govt will leave it too late and 100% it will cost lives. 

But 100s of thousands?

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

30 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

But 100s of thousands?

I prefer monkeys blood and a flake. 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

Typical Gallic disdain for authoritaaay. 
 

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2020/03/french-coronavirus-smurf-world-record.html?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

 

Hon hee hon, etc. 

[ewerk 30621]

47 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

But 100s of thousands?

Germany are warning that it could affect up to 70% of the population. That’s going to mean a lot of deaths.