Coronavirus

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

 

If I’m suffering, you all are. 

[Renton 21628]

26 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I was going to pick her up in a paper suit and face mask that I have in my dungeon work bag, but the Mrs. put the blockers on. 
 

The level of bed-wetting from some of Longbenton’s finest rednecks is top notch entertainment. 

 

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Which idiot allowed their students to go to the country that has the most Coronavirus infections other than China? As a parent no way would I have allowed my son to go on this trip but the Headmaster should have cancelled this trip last week regardless of the fact they would lose their money. He has a duty of care and has failed in this by allowing them to go.

 

Shame on MF, shame I say.

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

 

[Dr Gloom 21925]

this corona fear is getting out of hand - even the limes are in self isolation 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

Sainsbury’s has totally run out of dried pasta… all because of a fusilli panic buyers. 

[Dr Gloom 21925]

sleep tight, everyone 

[ewerk 30620]

'Harmless virus'. Some dirty bastard jizzed on a door knob in the name of 'science'.

[Renton 21628]

"Door" knob. Aye, right. 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

2 hours ago, Renton said:

I've just booked a mother's day meal today for the wife, didn't think about it. It's in the Magpie suite at SJP, with a stadium tour included.

 

Now no doubt I will get stick for handing FCB more money. But worse, the fuckers actually made me pay up front. Like I'll ever see that money back if its cancelled.

 

 

 

You deserve the virus for thinking that was a suitable Mother's Day present.

[Renton 21628]

27 minutes ago, Anorthernsoul said:

 

You deserve the virus for thinking that was a suitable Mother's Day present.

 

Wife's request. And the little one is Newcastle daft (7 year old girl), I'm not letting Ashley spoil that. But aye, I can't imagine it will be much good culinary wise. Food has been minging at the corporate events I've been to there. 

[Dr Gloom 21925]

They've just quarantined everyone at John Lennon Airport. Imagine, all the people!

[Dr Gloom 21925]

I heard Daniel Beddingfield is the latest victim. Hope he gets through this 

[PaddockLad 17281]

[Renton 21628]

Let's hope she has been having an affair with Johnson. 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

I heard Daniel Beddingfield is the latest victim. Hope he gets through this 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

2 hours ago, Renton said:

Let's hope she has been having an affair with Johnson. 

“She was at a Downing Street reception hosted by Boris Johnson last She was at a Downing Street reception hosted by Boris Johnson last Thursday. “

   

[RobinRobin 11282]

11 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 

If I’m suffering, you all are. 

Bastard  

[Ayatollah Hermione 13875]

I'm going to stand outside Parliament shouting "LOCK US DOWN! LOCK US DOWN! LOCK US DOWN!" like some deranged game show contestant until we all finally get what we want.

[wykikitoon 20169]

Funny how there's no talk in the media about the budget today eh

[Alex 35095]

9 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

That’s incredible. Dorries having a job like that 

[wykikitoon 20169]

10 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

I heard Daniel Beddingfield is the latest victim. Hope he gets through this 

Fuck me, Gloom has the @Monkeys Fistvirus! 

[Alex 35095]

48 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Funny how there's no talk in the media about the budget today eh

Promised investment in the north to be ‘delayed’ because of Coronavirus. 

[Renton 21628]

19 minutes ago, Alex said:

Promised investment in the north to be ‘delayed’ because of Coronavirus. 

 

Talk of taking the caps of school class sizes. Wonder how long it will be until they reverse that. My guess is never. 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

27 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Fuck me, Gloom has the @Monkeys Fistvirus! 

Not only is he dyslexic, he’s also got the raccoon virus. 

[Renton 21628]

The lass I work with (next desk), who happens to be Italian although hasn't been there for a month, has phoned in sick with sudden fever, dry cough, and myalgia. Fuck. I can't help having, I think, psychosomatic symptoms now. Can't concentrate at all.