Renton 20177 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Testing costs will be low here, although precautions will need to be taken which will add to them. We have an influenza surveillancesystem set up which is being used. No idea about capacity though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19147 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19147 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 https://informationisbeautiful.net/visualizations/covid-19-coronavirus-infographic-datapack/?fbclid=IwAR2IrpEJh--59MZv-7nbyYdhR45EjseYFCpTqdDT6JcIa0BBDB7ec0v7zMs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13501 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Renton said: I really hope this doesn't come back to bite you on the arse. I hope it does, being alive is a crock of shit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15031 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 The HIGNFY account is trying way too hard to compensate for its role in Johnson being our PM. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9568 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 A test costs 200-250 Euro here if you have to pay it yourself, if there is a medical indication it is covered by insurance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41165 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 3 hours ago, trophyshy said: Just seen the new Public Health England Coronavirus prevention advice includes instructions to stand up when you wipe your arse. Does that mean I’ve got natural immunity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20177 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Aye, I have heard that smearing yourself in shit can increase immunity over time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6979 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 48 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: I hope it does, being alive is a crock of shit. I prescribe less media, more cans. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6979 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 29 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Does that mean I’ve got natural immunity? Standers are immortal. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6795 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Worrying that the 60year old from Sunderland hasn’t been abroad and has no underlying health issues but is currently in a coma. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13996 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Girlfriend with corona I know, I know it’s serious. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20177 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Boooooooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42030 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 I totally believe it's gonna be shite and a lot of people are gonna die from it, but I don't reckon the UK is facing "hundreds of thousands" of deaths. And people are constantly saying to me "how do you know so much about this stuff". They say it all the time. I guess I must be a natural. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42030 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 I've just told my sister that booking a Sunday lunch on mother's day two weeks from now, when this thing is gonna be significantly worse than it currently is, with a mother with an already fucked immune system, is moronic. She has backed down but only under significant protest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20177 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 I've just booked a mother's day meal today for the wife, didn't think about it. It's in the Magpie suite at SJP, with a stadium tour included. Now no doubt I will get stick for handing FCB more money. But worse, the fuckers actually made me pay up front. Like I'll ever see that money back if its cancelled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42030 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 My mate at work is sat here coughing up a storm. When I told him he was sounding a bit corona-y, he told me that it's only cos he got wet while waiting for the bus yesterday. I mean I'm joking but it's a serious point that people have to take responsibility for where the line is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42030 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 4 minutes ago, Renton said: I've just booked a mother's day meal today for the wife, didn't think about it. It's in the Magpie suite at SJP, with a stadium tour included. Now no doubt I will get stick for handing FCB more money. But worse, the fuckers actually made me pay up front. Like I'll ever see that money back if its cancelled. You'll be deed by the time the desserts tray comes out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41165 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Fistette gets back around 4pm today on the Lurgy Bus. I asked her what she wanted for tea and she was straight back with ” Chinese” Definitely mine. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13501 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 18 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I've just told my sister that booking a Sunday lunch on mother's day two weeks from now, when this thing is gonna be significantly worse than it currently is, with a mother with an already fucked immune system, is moronic. She has backed down but only under significant protest. Great shout, that. There’s money saved for next week. I bet we won’t read this hack in Martin Lewis’ newsletter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9568 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Fistette gets back around 4pm today on the Lurgy Bus. I asked her what she wanted for tea and she was straight back with ” Chinese” Definitely mine. https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/coronavirus-longbenton-high-school-italy-17896782 Famous. Posing for photos with the Knight Ryder next... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41165 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 I was going to pick her up in a paper suit and face mask that I have in my dungeon work bag, but the Mrs. put the blockers on. The level of bed-wetting from some of Longbenton’s finest rednecks is top notch entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21191 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 have you heard the joke about the coronavirus? don't worry, you won't get it 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41165 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21191 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 it's multi-layered 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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