Inspector Morse's Oxford Jag lovers V Sergeant Lewis's Wreck of a club

[Isegrim 9775]

He should have hurled racial abuse at the player and spat at fans, at least he would be able to attend matches in future...

 

[wykikitoon 20140]

madness init

[Andrew 4748]

Has he actually been banned? The source all these tweets are basing this on is a satire website.

[Alex 35082]

23 minutes ago, Andrew said:

Has he actually been banned? The source all these tweets are basing this on is a satire website.

I know Sky Sports isn’t the best but howay, man 

[Polarboy 2311]

The Star, for what that's worth, is saying that someone might have jumped the gun in reporting that he's actually been banned for life. Apparently it's been based on nothing more than random tweets, as opposed to a statement from the FA etc. 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

6 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

New levels of naming and shaming 

Waggling

[Kid Dynamite 7027]

12 hours ago, Alex said:

I know Sky Sports isn’t the best but howay, man 

 

Aye, Sky Sports would never do something like that.... 

 

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/399405/sky-sports-fall-for-hilarious-prank-about-new-aberdeen-signing-yerdas-selzavon/amp/

[Ugly Mackems 133]

When you clicked the link saying he was banned they were using terms like "meat thermometer" hoax was my initial thoughts! 

[Alex 35082]

4 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

 

Aye, Sky Sports would never do something like that.... 

 

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/399405/sky-sports-fall-for-hilarious-prank-about-new-aberdeen-signing-yerdas-selzavon/amp/

It was a joke btw. Is this a double whoosh? 😂 I’m confused now 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

I see that bloke who was waving his member around the other day after Newcastle United scored isn't going to be prosecuted after all. Police don't think it would stand up in court.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Another one going down because of a dodgy helicopter

[Monkeys Fist 42443]

All sounds like a bit of a cock up, tbh. 

[Tdansmith 3259]

1 hour ago, Anorthernsoul said:

I see that bloke who was waving his member around the other day after Newcastle United scored isn't going to be prosecuted after all. Police don't think it would stand up in court.

I thought he would get a stiff sentence.

[Monkeys Fist 42443]

The evidence wouldn’t stand up in court. 

[Isegrim 9775]

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13867]

 Saint-Maximin is class, like.

 

 

 

[Alex 35082]

Some decent replies too