Inspector Morse's Oxford Jag lovers V Sergeant Lewis's Wreck of a club

[Tdansmith 3259]

How many minutes/seconds before the BBC show "that" Hereford goal

 

I'm going for 12.2 seconds

 

WBA awaits in the next round

This may be the beginning of the end of steve bruce as we will get knocked out.

[Tdansmith 3259]

Dwight Yorke is bruce's secret weapon 

[Tdansmith 3259]

4th game this season against league one opposition

we are doing well, we've won one so far

steve bruce manager of the year ?  

[Tdansmith 3259]

odds checker have Oxford at 11/4 to win NUFC evens  ( worst bet in the history of bets )

NUFC 50/1 to actually win the FA Cup ( worst bet in the history of worst bets ) 

[Essexyellows 10]

On the plus side.............Oxford are normally awful when the TV cameras turn up, we`ve sold 2 players to Brentford since the first game (Fosu & Baptiste) and there are only 60 tickets left. 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13867]

Was seeing that you sold Fosu who looked like a bit of a handful in the first leg. My assumption was that Mackie is your third choice striker though so losing Fosu could be balanced out by your first choices coming back?

 

I’m fully expecting a loss tonight. When it

comes to televised humiliation, we might as well run the University course.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13867]

Just now, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Was seeing that you sold Fosu who looked like a bit of a handful in the first leg. My assumption was that Mackie is your third choice striker though so losing Fosu could be balanced out by your first choices coming back?

Fucking hell, The Fish must have stole my phone for that post.

[wykikitoon 20141]

 

[Meenzer 15526]

Fuck off Stevenage

[NJS 4385]

I did mutter a "get in" when I saw those cunts are bottom of League 2 - there's nowt like a good football grudge.

 

 

[Oxfordlad36 10]

Safe trip to all those that travel down,seen a few down already

[Oxfordlad36 10]

35 minutes ago, NJS said:

I did mutter a "get in" when I saw those cunts are bottom of League 2 - there's nowt like a good football grudge.

 

 

Horrible club

[Alex 35082]

Decided not to go in the end despite it not being too far from the big smurk. Not exactly relishing the prospect of seeing us on the telly either tbh. 

[Howmanheyman 33206]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

Decided not to go in the end despite it not being too far from the big smurk. Not exactly relishing the prospect of seeing us on the telly either tbh. 

I'm at work, can't say I'm too disappointed to miss watching it either.

[Dr Gloom 21923]

is that a car park behind one of the goals? 

 

[Meenzer 15526]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

is that a car park behind one of the goals? 

 

 

Anyone know the best place to park in south Oxford?

[Isegrim 9775]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

is that a car park behind one of the goals? 

 

Joelinton is starting, so I would recommend to arrive by bus...

[Dr Gloom 21923]

at least he won't be able to hit row z when attacking that end 

[PaddockLad 17260]

17 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

is that a car park behind one of the goals? 

 

 

Yes

16 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

Anyone know the best place to park in south Oxford?

 

Blackbird pub, Blackbird Leys estate

 

Any more questions?

 

 

 

 

[Essexyellows 10]

Our ground has the largest dedicated car parking spaces in the FL. And a fence. 

 

Friendly tip, the ground sits in a CPZ (Controlled Parking Zone) they love to dish out tickets at games and will be out en masse while folk are watching the football,  there will be traffic management folk "managing" the traffic flow around the ground. They aren`t very good at this. They provide great entertainment with their flashing disco lights and orange clad oompah lumpah`s.

Next to the ground there is a cinema and some shite restaurants adding to the parking woe`s. 

Parking outside of the CPZ is both free and a short walk to the ground from Blackbird Ley`s. The Ley`s is a proper working class estate that had a bit of reputation but nothing excessive. 

Balfour Road & Pegasus Road are the main streets with plenty of off street parking around if you get there sharp.

Purple area is the CPZ, ground is bottom left. Everywhere to the North East of the CPZ is fine. 

Chances of getting a beer, slim.

Food at the ground, shite.

And the TV Studio has been wedged in the corner by your end of the North Stand.

To add to the "fun" the mobile wall will probably be deployed behind the North Stand so if you park on the Ley`s and walk to the ground you will have to factor walking all the way around the ground to reach the turnstiles. 

 

[trooper 940]

2 hours ago, Essexyellows said:

Our ground has the largest dedicated car parking spaces in the FL. And a fence. 

 

Friendly tip, the ground sits in a CPZ (Controlled Parking Zone) they love to dish out tickets at games and will be out en masse while folk are watching the football,  there will be traffic management folk "managing" the traffic flow around the ground. They aren`t very good at this. They provide great entertainment with their flashing disco lights and orange clad oompah lumpah`s.

Next to the ground there is a cinema and some shite restaurants adding to the parking woe`s. 

Parking outside of the CPZ is both free and a short walk to the ground from Blackbird Ley`s. The Ley`s is a proper working class estate that had a bit of reputation but nothing excessive. 

Balfour Road & Pegasus Road are the main streets with plenty of off street parking around if you get there sharp.

Purple area is the CPZ, ground is bottom left. Everywhere to the North East of the CPZ is fine. 

Chances of getting a beer, slim.

Food at the ground, shite.

And the TV Studio has been wedged in the corner by your end of the North Stand.

To add to the "fun" the mobile wall will probably be deployed behind the North Stand so if you park on the Ley`s and walk to the ground you will have to factor walking all the way around the ground to reach the turnstiles. 

 

Thanks for all the info btw I'll be watching it on the telly but I'm sure some of the lads will find it useful

Edited February 4, 2020 by trooper

[Briggsy 1]

6 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

at least he won't be able to hit row z when attacking that end 

Maybe not, but there's the bingo hall quarter of a mile away! 

 

[Tdansmith 3259]

Oxford XI: Eastwood, Long, Dickie, Moore, Ruffels, Sykes, Gorrin, Brannagan, Browne, Mackie, Holland. Subs: Stevens, Hanson, Mousinho, Kelly, Thorne, Agyei, Taylor.

Newcastle XI: Darlow, Schar, Lascelles, Lejeune, Yedlin, Ritchie, Bentaleb, Matty Longstaff, Sean Longstaff, Almiron, Joelinton.Subs:Elliot, Clark, Saint-Maximin, Hayden, Fernandez, Atsu, Allan.

[Tdansmith 3259]

[Ayatollah Hermione 13867]

5 at the back  Steve “Well, Rafa did it!” Bruce seems to think he played it no matter the circumstances.