Scouse Makems v Two pints of lager and packet of crisps please.

[NJS 4377]

34 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

I've defended Bruce before but this is something else today. Taking your striker off for a centre half when you're 2-0 down 

Because any of our centre halves are better goalscorers than he is? 

[thebrokendoll 9188]

1 minute ago, Kid Dynamite said:

 

Commiserations. 

 

 

for what?

 

i'm fully on board with the bruce revolution of starting a match in injury time.

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/everton-v-newcastle-united-preview-match-report-and-motm-poll.109373/page-85

[Ayatollah Hermione 13857]

2 minutes ago, NJS said:

Because any of our centre halves are better goalscorers than he is? 

 

 It's as funny as it is worrying. 

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

And

 

https://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=99049.480

[Isegrim 9761]

Just now, Ayatollah Hermione said:

 

 It's as funny as it is worrying. 

I was thinking about making a sarcastic remark about it when it got posted...

I also thought about making a joke about the game not being over when we were 2 down as there was still enough time to strike lucky...

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

And of course...

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/everton-v-free-ticket-mugs.1502585/page-3

[Ayatollah Hermione 13857]

We just need to keep it at 0-0 until the 95th minute on Saturday.

[Polarboy 2311]

13 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

saturday?

except we got three.

In fairness I did say point, but I take yours. In all seriousness though we might have been shite going forward against Chelsea but we were at least solid at the back. Lascelles in particular had a shocker at the back tonight. So to summarise, we were shite at the back and going forward, for the vast majority of the match, but still nicked a point. 

Edited January 21, 2020 by Polarboy

[Andrew 4747]

6 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/everton-v-newcastle-united-preview-match-report-and-motm-poll.109373/page-85

 

 [poor language removed] 

 

[NJS 4377]

2 minutes ago, Andrew said:

 

 [poor language removed] 

 

Fucking hell, Ant would have to give up his day job

[Ugly Mackems 133]

Daylight robbery that. Bruce a tactical masterclass....who else would take off a striker for a defender 2.0 down with minutes to go....

 

2.2 boom. 

[Tdansmith 3259]

20 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

And

 

https://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=99049.480

I've never seen a thread where so many have said exactly the same thing

"Everton that"  

[Tom 14011]

45% possession  

[SpartaFC 324]

[Howmanheyman 33122]

On 06/01/2020 at 16:25, Howmanheyman said:

I'm not sure exactly why I find this so funny but I do....

 

.....Now I know why I found it so funny.

 

 

[PaddockLad 17241]

Ancelotti might not last till the weekend after this

 

 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

We’ve certainly wiped the smiles off their sad makem faces with two cracking results since their win at MK Dons.

 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

7 hours ago, Meenzer said:

 

Clever that

Thank you x

 

[Isegrim 9761]

 

 

[Rayvin 5217]

Pickford he's not going to last much longer there tbh.

[Howay 12496]

 Fucking hell, couldn’t watch and checked the score about an hour in so had assumed it stayed that way. Fucking mental. 

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

Joelinton is never getting any better is he

 

 

[ewerk 30550]

10 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

 

Commiserations. 

Deserved point or a bit lucky?

[sammynb 3355]

16 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Joelinton is never getting any better is he

 

 

 

Nope, he seems to flatter to deceive occasionally but it is amazing how bad he is at the basics - controlling a ball, 5 metre passes, not getting pushed off the ball.

He doesn't seem to be able to play with his back to goal either which is important for a striker/forward who isn't blessed with lightning pace.

And none of those things are "confidence."

Edited January 22, 2020 by sammynb