Isegrim 9761 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 3 hours ago, Anorthernsoul said: So are you actually defending Joelinton or are you trying to tarnish my good name with unsubstantiated calls of hypocrisy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Joeslu Perez is a brutal partnership tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9188 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 22 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said: I am considering the possibility that he might be okay now he might well represent our best hope of getting rid of ashley. £40m worth of money laundering's got to warrant a lengthy spell inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13859 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Joelinton Carroll would have had a field day in the first half and Gayle would have mopped up Fernandez’ knockdown/the keeper spillage in the second. How we only got a replay out of that first half is a mystery, even if they fully deserved the equaliser in the second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13859 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Fuck knows how good the other two in Hoffenheim’s front three must have been to make that fucking carthorse look decent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 49 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said: Joeslu Perez is a brutal partnership tbf Exactly, shit example and it has fuck all to do with how shit Joelinton is. Try again "I is grim". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9761 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 11 minutes ago, Anorthernsoul said: Exactly, shit example and it has fuck all to do with how shit Joelinton is. Try again "I is grim". Joelintonesque ability to miss the point tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 You still haven't admitted Big Joe is fucking horrendous by the way, a bit like your patter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9761 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 35 minutes ago, Anorthernsoul said: You still haven't admitted Big Joe is fucking horrendous by the way, a bit like your patter. Big Joe’s scoring skills are better than your reading skills. And that does say a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 13 hours ago, strawb said: There’s no chance we paid 40 million for him, but I still don’t think he is as bad as people are making out. He gets fuck all service He's not as bad as people make out. Although he doesn't do himself any favours with efforts like yesterday. I'm also sick of hearing the "he cost twice what Rondon would have". Rondon was asking for £200k+ pw to take him into his mid 30s. There's a reason no one else in the Premier league signed him but blew £15-20mil on Che Adams, Andre Grey and Oli McBurnie instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21912 Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 He’s absolute gash man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 He gives gash a bad name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Bad name. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 5 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said: He's not as bad as people make out. Although he doesn't do himself any favours with efforts like yesterday. I'm also sick of hearing the "he cost twice what Rondon would have". Rondon was asking for £200k+ pw to take him into his mid 30s. There's a reason no one else in the Premier league signed him but blew £15-20mil on Che Adams, Andre Grey and Oli McBurnie instead That's me convinced them, I'd rather have one Joelinton than two Rondons 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3329 Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 5 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said: He's not as bad as people make out. Although he doesn't do himself any favours with efforts like yesterday. I'm also sick of hearing the "he cost twice what Rondon would have". Rondon was asking for £200k+ pw to take him into his mid 30s. There's a reason no one else in the Premier league signed him but blew £15-20mil on Che Adams, Andre Grey and Oli McBurnie instead Rondon 35% goal per game ratio Joelintion less than 5% goal per game ratio (For us) How the fuck can you still be attempting to justify him in any way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 All.4 of our centre halves have a better goals:minutes ratio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13859 Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 I think I can figure out why nobody else in the league wanted Joelinton too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 40 minutes ago, Dougle said: Rondon 35% goal per game ratio Joelintion less than 5% goal per game ratio (For us) How the fuck can you still be attempting to justify him in any way? Because theres a difference between balanced criticism of a young player in a new league, played out of position with balls lumped at his head for 90mins, and the type of school ground hyperbole doing the rounds at the minute pretending he's the worst player we've ever signed, chanting "you're not fit to wear the shirt" and giving him personal abuse on pictures of his family on instagram. I expect it off knackers like Thompers on Twitter, but theres grown blokes on here who should know better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Balls lumped at his head for 90 minutes isn't hyperbole though right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 (edited) 10 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said: Balls lumped at his head for 90 minutes isn't hyperbole though right? Ive lost track. Have you stopped watching our games and enjoy us losing, or are you watching them again and can give tactical descriptions of how we are playing these days? Old tweet, but our play hasn't changed drastically since then Edited January 5, 2020 by Kid Dynamite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3329 Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 35 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: Because theres a difference between balanced criticism of a young player in a new league, played out of position with balls lumped at his head for 90mins, and the type of school ground hyperbole doing the rounds at the minute pretending he's the worst player we've ever signed, chanting "you're not fit to wear the shirt" and giving him personal abuse on pictures of his family on instagram. I expect it off knackers like Thompers on Twitter, but theres grown blokes on here who should know better. The grown blokes on here who have criticised the lad have done so in a fairly reasonable way if you ask me, considering his ineptitude. This ‘striker’ cost £40 million (apparently), what the hell do you expect folk to say? “Ah well never mind, he’s a canny lad. Who cares about goals anyway?” You seem to have an incredibly low opinion of your fellow ‘mag’ marra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 So him being asked to win some headers has caused his all round play to become shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Hardly hyperbole to say he's our worst ever signing. In terms of value for money, he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9188 Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 55 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: Ive lost track. Have you stopped watching our games and enjoy us losing, or are you watching them again and can give tactical descriptions of how we are playing these days? Old tweet, but our play hasn't changed drastically since then fair play mate, you're admirably resolute in your defence, not to mention being a dab hand at digging up old quotes. problem is, despite how many times joelinton jumped up inn the air by the 15th september or andy carroll breaking all opta stat records for the same thing last week, they've scored one goal between them in over half a season and provided very little else. whether a record breaking £40m super buy or a freebie returning hero you've got to concede this is fucking shite, surely? perhaps they're just not very good? we'd have been better of hanging on to ivan toney and adam armstrong, it's highly unlikey they'd have been as impotent. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9761 Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 2 hours ago, TheGingerQuiff said: Hardly hyperbole to say he's our worst ever signing. In terms of value for money, he is. That’s the problem though, isn’t it? He wasn’t worth 40m when we signed him. But that’s the club’s fault not the player’s. His performances have been mostly very shit so far, something he does deserve to be criticised for, but the extent of the criticism is out of order. In reality Joelinton is a young player who did show promise in a different league in the past, who was worth half of the money at most, is playing in a shit team, mostly in a position that doesn’t suit him in a team playing old fashioned hoofball, where even Supa Andy is without a goal. But of course, he is the worst player eva!1!11!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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