Cabbage Heed Halfwits v Rochdale's Groomers

[Howmanheyman 32735]

The money going out of NUFC for joelinton won't be matched by the money going into Hoffenheim. It fucking reeks. 

[Howmanheyman 32735]

Especially for a club like we are under Ashley. 

[PaddockLad 17079]

"WE'LL SUPPORT YOU EVERMORE".... or until the opposition equalise then we'll slate fuck out of our struggling centre forward chant that we're fucking shit then boo the centre forward & the rest of the team off at the end....

 

We're partly followed by faithless jumped up fuckin wankstains who can, along with the owner, go fuck themselves 

 

 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Ashley reckons he offered to put £23m of his own money towards it suddenly turned benevolent for the world's dodgiest transfer, after saying he wouldn't put any of his own money in previously 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

Easily the worst player we have ever signed, having him part of an attacking move is actually an offensive move for the opposition. Fucking shocking. Words can't describe how SHIT he is.

[Isegrim 9733]

7 minutes ago, Anorthernsoul said:

Easily the worst player we have ever signed, having him part of an attacking move is actually an offensive move for the opposition. Fucking shocking. Words can't describe how SHIT he is.

Probably the shittest player since Perez was shit last season and people started abusing him...

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

1 minute ago, Isegrim said:

Probably the shittest player since Perez was shit last season and people started abusing him...

 

Perez has redeeming attributes and can actually play, this cunt has none whatsoever. Utter turgid.

[Isegrim 9733]

8 minutes ago, Anorthernsoul said:

 

Perez has redeeming attributes and can actually play, this cunt has none whatsoever. Utter turgid.

Aye, I remember you praising those attributes in the past. Worse than Cordone was your judgement iirc.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Perez defended from the front and actually looked like he was trying, more than can be said for Joelinton. He's like a statue in the box. That knockdown from Fernandez across the goal was begging for a striker to be busting a gut to get on the end of it. He was strolling around.

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

13 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

Aye, I remember you praising those attributes in the past. Worse than Cordone was your judgement iirc.

 

So are you actually defending Joelinton or are you trying to tarnish my good name with unsubstantiated calls of hypocrisy?

 

 

 

[wykikitoon 19896]

 

[Monkeys Fist 42066]

[strawb 4182]

There’s no chance we paid 40 million for him, but I still don’t think he is as bad as people are making out. He gets fuck all service

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

It's fuck all to do with service and more about him being too braindead to get on the end of owt. And even if that's not his natural game that doesn't excuse him from some of the bread and butter chances he does miss. The kind of chances even our centre halves are putting away but he can't.

 

When we do get into advanced positions he seems to be a few seconds behind play. I seen a stat earlier that we've completed the least amount of passes in opposition boxes than any other premier league sides. His lack of movement, lack of awareness, complete failure to attack the ball or anticipate dangerous places where the ball might be played to are all contributing factors. For me, anyway.

Edited January 4, 2020 by TheGingerQuiff

[strawb 4182]

Strikers shouldn’t be completing passes inside the opposition box though? That’s a midfielders job

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

2 minutes ago, strawb said:

Strikers shouldn’t be completing passes inside the opposition box though? That’s a midfielders job

 

If your striker is behind play and not finding spaces then it's difficult to pass to him. Lost count of number of times we've gotten into advanced positions and there's nobody in the box

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

And now over to Amsterdam for a diplomatic ex-pro expert view on the situation ...

 

 

[strawb 4182]

11 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

 

If your striker is behind play and not finding spaces then it's difficult to pass to him. Lost count of number of times we've gotten into advanced positions and there's nobody in the box

I lost count of the amount of time yedlin shacked a cross into the crowd 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

This donkey could have ginola and Solano whipping balls in and wouldn't be scoring.

[Ugly Mackems 133]

38 minutes ago, strawb said:

There’s no chance we paid 40 million for him, but I still don’t think he is as bad as people are making out. He gets fuck all service

He's horrific man. 

V Everton in that 15 minutes up to half time when we had our best part,  I watched him closely and his team mates by-passed him whenever it was possible. 

Edited January 4, 2020 by Ugly Mackems

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

And there's the fatal blow to @strawbobservations 

[strawb 4182]

Him agreeing with you kinda enhances my points mate tbh

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

He initially just quoted you without comment

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

I am considering the possibility that he might be okay now

[Monkeys Fist 42066]

6 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

I am considering the possibility that he might be okay now

Joelinton or Ugly Mackems? 
 

Neither helps you tbh