Cabbage Heed Halfwits v Rochdale's Groomers

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Saturday sees Newcastle face League One side Rochdale in the Third Round of the FA Cup, in what will be the first-ever competitive meeting of the sides.

Why the odd start time? The FA explain....

All Third Round ties will be delayed by one minute to encourage fans to ‘Take A Minute’ to think about looking after their mental health, as part of the Heads Up campaign.
It is hoped that the initiative will raise awareness of the importance of looking after our mental health, with 60 seconds representing just the first step in the journey to improved wellbeing.
During the minute delay, fans will be encouraged to consider the positive impact 60 seconds can have on their own well being or in supporting a friend or family member. 
The Magpies were allocated the Reside Estate Agency Stand aka Willbutts Lane Stand (pictured above), running the length of one touchline. 

The winners of the tie will take their place in the Fourth Round draw, scheduled for Monday night during the BBC's coverage of Arsenal v Leeds. 
NUFC: Following the loss to Leicester, Newcastle have injury doubts over no less than 11 players.

Ciaran Clark, Paul Dummett, Ki, Jamaal Lascelles, Javier Manquillo, Allain Saint-Maximin, Matt Ritchie, Fabian Schar, Jonjo Shelvey, DeAndre Yedlin and Jetro Willems are all thronging the sick bay.

Steve Bruce said on Friday that Ritchie was on course to make the bench.

RAFC: Managed by 41 year-old former player Brian Barry-Murphy, The Dale currently sit eighteenth in League One, four points off a relegation spot.
However they go into Saturday's tie boosted by a 2-1 success at Accrington Stanley on New Years Day - ending a run of three successive defeats.
At home in the league this season, Rochdale have won just twice in eleven attempts: drawing three times and losing the other six.
One of the sides to leave Spotland with all three points this season were the mackems, 2-1 winners back in August.


UK Radio: Live on BBC Radio 5 Live Sport

Local Radio: Live on BBC Radio Newcastle

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This this our first official competitive fixture against Dale, the only previous meeting a two-legged War Cup tie during the 1940/41 season, United losing 1-2 on Tyneside but winning 3-1 in Lancashire.

Rochdale's FA Cup involvement this season began in the First Round with a 0-0 draw at Wrexham and a 1-0 home win in the replay. That was followed by a scoreless home draw with Boston before their 2-1 victory at York Street.

Featuring in that Second Round replay success was 40 year-old striker Aaron Wilbraham, who netted for Bristol City in a 2-2 Championship draw at SJP back in 2017.

Rochdale will become the first third tier side to face us since Oxford United in 2017, when we perished 0-3 at their Kassam Stadium.

That was the 23rd time that we've lost in the FA Cup to a lower league side since World War 2.

NUFC last 10 FAC3 ties:

2018/19 Blackburn Rovers (h) drew 1-1
2017/18 Luton Town (h) won 3-1
2016/17 Birmingham City (a) drew 1-1 (won rep)
2015/16 Watford (a) lost 0-1
2014/15 Leicester City (a) lost 0-1
2013/14 Cardiff City (h) lost 1-2
2012/13 Brighton and Hove Albion (a) lost 0-2
2011/12 Blackburn Rovers (h) won 2-1
2010/11 Stevenage (a) lost 1-3
2009/10 Plymouth Argyle (a) drew 0-0 (won rep)

PS: Courtesy of @FACupFactfile comes the staggering fact that despite entering in the First Round on each occasion, Rochdale have made more appearances in the FA Cup Fourth Round (4) than Newcastle (3) over the previous six seasons.

 

 

 

2-1 Rochdale win.

[Dr Gloom 21912]

fuck knows who is playing at the back like - they're all crocked, aren't they? 

[Dr Gloom 21912]

but aye, get your money on a home win 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Meh.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13857]

Gayle to start, score a couple and then promptly get back to doing fuck all against Premier League opposition.

[Isegrim 9761]

We will win or draw just to give the hierarchy an excuse for more inept performances in the upcoming weeks. Penfold might even resurrect his statistics why successful cup runs are a terrible thing for football teams.

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

By rights, even a patched-up squad from us should be dry-humping these lads in to oblivion. 
 

In reality, if we can scrape a draw and get a replay back at our gaff, we’ll be doing well. 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

9 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

By rights, even a patched-up squad from us should be dry-humping these lads in to oblivion. 
 

In reality, if we can scrape a draw and get a replay back at our gaff, we’ll be doing well. 

 

Agree, it'll be a draw after going 1-0 down. One of the worst cup records in the league over the past decade.

 

 

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13857]

 

He was in Stack last night on the drink  

[Sonatine 11361]

No great surprise, Fat Sham pretty much said he was a waster when he was at West Ham

[Dr Gloom 21912]

1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

 

He was in Stack last night on the drink  

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13857]

 

No idea how that lines up but I know we're tempting fate with Almiron and Fernandez. Shit pitch in winter should be good for tired legs.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Imagine playing Hayden at CB instead of playing a kid 

[NJS 4377]

11 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

Imagine playing Hayden at CB instead of playing a kid 

Think he was a CB at arsenal like. 

[thebrokendoll 9188]

a goal could come from anywhere with that team.

prolific.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

MIGGGYYYY

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Joelinton

[Howmanheyman 33121]

"Robbie Savage is a wanker, is a wanker!"

 

[strawb 4247]

Yedlins crossing is an absolute disaster 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Poor cunts handn probably hurts. Patched up to play Rochdale.

[trooper 940]

Joe Linton 

 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

13 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

"Robbie Savage is a wanker, is a wanker!"

 

 

Btsport apologised. The Chronicle have written an article about it.

[Howmanheyman 33121]

9 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

 

Btsport apologised. The Chronicle have written an article about it.

Pretty likely tbh. 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Not even joking

[Isegrim 9761]

We are still only a bramble away from fucking things up. It’s important to get a second goal.