thebrokendoll 9188 Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 bruce's lads on a bit of a slump after previously steamrolling all and sundry put before them take on brendan rodgers whose team is making a decent fist of competing with man city to be best of the rest. looks like a banker away win? well not necessarily, local hero andy thanks to some longer screws in his ankle will win the most headers ever recorded in world football. by virtue of the 2,000,000 opportunities this will.afford £40m super striker joey linton, he'll score one, some how. 1-0 to the free ticket mags. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3355 Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 Brown sauce, if only NUFC was that exciting, lightly salted don't you mean? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9188 Posted December 31, 2019 Author Share Posted December 31, 2019 37 minutes ago, sammynb said: Brown sauce, if only NUFC was that exciting, lightly salted don't you mean? well, normally i'd accept your amendment, however we have hope. in carrollsy (or whatever other shite name bruce has bestowed on him) we have someone who's not only up there with brown ale and coal in geordie folklore, but is also the best striker in the premiership. at something. but not scoring goals. an upset is on the cards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3355 Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 We'll get tonked 0-4 at home, with Perez to score two. Carroll will look like a man who cannot play two games in three days, Joe Linton will have the ball bounce off him more times than anyone else in the history of the game and Hayden will be sent off for another mis-timed tackle that won't be anywhere near as bad as Johnny Evans challenge on Almiron that will go unpunished. Oh and that twat Lawro has "Steve Bruce's side to bounce back in this one. 2-0 win" So we're (more) fucked before we start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42384 Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 Whoever manages to drag Brucey out of his crisp and lager coma in the bogs of The Diamond on New Year’s Morning, in time to wheelbarrow him in to the dugouts for the game, deserves a medal for enduring the fucking stench of stale beer and rancid vegetable farts he’ll be giving off. I expect his formation of Carroll in goal “c…cc…bleuurgh…cccoz he’s the biggest cunt on the pitch…” and Joelinton partnering Manquilo upfront “ Ha!… fuggen have that ya Spanish Peter Kay bassah!”, to pay dividends, but the best partnership will be between the kitman and physio to change his keks before anyone notices he’s shit his pants for the third time in the match. Leicester might just edge this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33130 Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 We'll be comfortably beaten. Not saying it'll be a humping but I could see them missing more chances than us and still edging it. If they've got their goalscoring boots on....0-3. 1-2 if they're fannying about and are feeling the games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Dubravka Schar Fernandez Lejune Willems Hayden SLongstaff Shelvey Almiron Muto Carroll Pick holes in this line-up, based on all being available Muto is energetic and should get a start, I think he is under-estimated. Nonscoringjoelintonthedud should be benched. I think we should go 4-4-2 against Leicester. We know Schar & Willems can make attacking runs. Will be interesting to see Brucey's starting lineup for this match. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30563 Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 4-4-2. Big man/little man combo up front. Noelie’s tactics haven’t changed since the last time he got an non-medicated erection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9761 Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, ewerk said: 4-4-2. Big man/little man combo up front. Noelie’s tactics haven’t changed since the last time he got an non-medicated erection. He was right about Hughie Gallacher though. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35062 Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Hayden right wing though 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugly Mackems 133 Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Do I go on the drink or drive and stay sober. i'm aware it'll be on tv in the local. choices we make. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Drink and drive mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugly Mackems 133 Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 33 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said: Drink and drive mate. Drink wins the day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35062 Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 (edited) Soopafan status revoked Edited January 1, 2020 by Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Five and drive is my rule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30563 Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 We'll get humped here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Dubravkas new years resolution is to catch nowt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20115 Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 At least the Mackems are losing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9188 Posted January 1, 2020 Author Share Posted January 1, 2020 Just now, TheGingerQuiff said: Dubravkas new years resolution is to catch nowt wants to match the rest of the team in terms of possession. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30563 Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Joe fucking Linton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4247 Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Ndidi is bossing our midfield, who as a pair must be the least athletic in the league Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Oh dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3887 Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Perez ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20115 Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 True colours showing now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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