Ugly Mackems 133 Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 41 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said: Careful, some people could take that as a criticism of Bruce If he keeps picking him it can be nothing less than... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13796 Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Funny how our last manager realised he wasn’t up to much when they put him forward at the scouting meeting... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34848 Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Funny as fuck how Ashley wasted loads of money trying to be clever about it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17079 Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 3 hours ago, Ugly Mackems said: It's on a boil wash. Some tricky games coming up where we'll get very little imho (maybe play with 11 men by giving joelinton away to anyone who will take him) He's embarrassingly poor and I've got not one single clue as to how he gets a start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13796 Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Hmm, seems to be very little mention of his atrocious first touch, the fact he’s always a yard behind the play and his stupid haircut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4371 Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 (edited) What a crock of shit - why doesn't he include his goals in training alongside the friendly ones if he's going to be that fucking stupid? He can't hold the ball up, he frequently gets 5 yard passes wrong and disappears for entire games. That's before I mention his "finishing". Edited December 29, 2019 by NJS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Schar Lascelles and Fernandez aren't strikers either and they've all outscored that shit cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Joelinton has looked a little better outwide but he’s still absolutely shite. He may improve but at the moment he looks like he couldn’t trap a bag of cement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21814 Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 I know they say you shouldn’t judge a player too soon but I have with this useless cunt - he’s a donkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 508 Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 That fucker gets in nearly every twitter football thread going. During the summer he was begging every local journo for info on transfers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34848 Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 6 hours ago, Ugly Mackems said: It's on a boil wash. Some tricky games coming up where we'll get very little imho (maybe play with 11 men by giving joelinton away to anyone who will take him) He's embarrassingly poor and I've got not one single clue as to how he gets a start. Fuck off, you boring cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4182 Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Best bit of that quote is pay as you play, it’s one of them things that get said on football forums on the internet. If anyone can name a player on a confirmed pay as you play deal I will give them 20 quid 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugly Mackems 133 Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 30 minutes ago, Alex said: Fuck off, you boring cunt now now petal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6987 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Joint 10th if you look at last 12month of games. And 25 of those points have come this season. We aren't great atm, but theres some proper dummys coming out on here. Best keeper and defence in the last 20 years, some exciting attackers in ASM and Almiron, good youth coming through in the Longstaffs, Carroll getting back to fitness (he won more balls in the air on Saturday since opta started collecting stats). We are close to having a half decent team. If we could sell Gayle and Muto to fund a poacher/Danny Ings type player to go alongside Carroll we would be top 6. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9111 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 steve bruce never has been, isn't, nor will he ever be a top 6 manager. we've fluked our way to half our points this season and the majority have come via an almost surreal goal scoring record from defenders. the wheels are starting to come off, by the end of january we'll be closer to the bottom 3 than 6th. i'm not entirely sure why you think dummy's are being spat out? we had a manager who was capable of securing a top 6 spot, a one who recognised that spunking £40m (i know) on a utter pile of shite as the poacher you refer to wasn't the answer. surely recognising these things isn"t something to be mocked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6987 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Textbook spitting out of dummy I'm not sure who is defending Bruce's managerial record? Although he's getting more grief than Souness, Allardyce or Kinnear did for some reason? At least online. You don't hear a peep about him at the match. I just find the glee when we lose distasteful tbh. Hate Ashley, don't go to games, whatever. But to get a bonk on when the players graft their arses off and lose is Mackemesque. What happened to "we don't demand a team that wins, we just want a team that tries" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9111 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 8 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: Textbook spitting out of dummy I'm not sure who is defending Bruce's managerial record? Although he's getting more grief than Souness, Allardyce or Kinnear did for some reason? At least online. You don't hear a peep about him at the match. I just find the glee when we lose distasteful tbh. Hate Ashley, don't go to games, whatever. But to get a bonk on when the players graft their arses off and lose is Mackemesque. What happened to "we don't demand a team that wins, we just want a team that tries" there's no dummy being spat out man, merely making observations. oh and the quote was 'a club that tries' i'm pleased you appear to be having your aspirations fulfilled on that score. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6987 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 I stand corrected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9111 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 13 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: I stand corrected. no bother mate. i'm pleased ashley and bruce are realising your football dreams. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 The stats showing we've got no plan apart from hoof it to Carroll and he's thrilled about it. He knows we lost the game doesn't he? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6987 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 37 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said: The stats showing we've got no plan apart from hoof it to Carroll and he's thrilled about it. He knows we lost the game doesn't he? This is my point. We had 20 shots against Everton. It wasn't all hoofball to Carroll. Willems, Yedlin and Almiron created most of the chances from out wide. Stop making shit up to suit your argument Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 20? Everton had 22. Thanks for confirming that a visiting team beneath us in the table created more than us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21322 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said: Although he's getting more grief than Souness, Allardyce or Kinnear did for some reason? At least online. This isn't true, is it? Why put a pointless lie in your post, it kind of undermines any genuine point you may have. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6987 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 13 minutes ago, Renton said: This isn't true, is it? Why put a pointless lie in your post, it kind of undermines any genuine point you may have. Kinnear aside, I'd say on a par with the other two. Happy to be proved otherwise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Allardyce and Souness didn't come here to willingly be yes men. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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