TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 Hypothermia- I guess that's why they call it the blues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 A human offering to the god of a religious cult - sacrifice 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42356 Posted December 22, 2019 Author Share Posted December 22, 2019 Dies in a house fire- Candle in the Window. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42356 Posted December 22, 2019 Author Share Posted December 22, 2019 6 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said: Hypothermia- I guess that's why they call it the blues Blue Eyes, Shirley. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42356 Posted December 22, 2019 Author Share Posted December 22, 2019 Power surge to his mains-powered prostate tickler- Electricity. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 An avoidable evening death - nobody saved my life tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42356 Posted December 22, 2019 Author Share Posted December 22, 2019 Scared to death by his pet pressing a loud, old-fashioned car horn behind him- Honky Cat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 Executed by electric chair - Something About The Way You Shook Tonight 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42356 Posted December 22, 2019 Author Share Posted December 22, 2019 Head smashed in by people in the back seat not wearing seat belts - Passengers. The barrel bottom is getting thin, here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 Lame bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 Capital punishment in an Arab state for being a homosexual - rockhit man 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11359 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 Found propped up in the corner after rigor mortis has set in - I'm Still Standing 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42356 Posted December 22, 2019 Author Share Posted December 22, 2019 Eats his own face off while wasted in Russia- Krokodil Rock. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 fucking hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42356 Posted December 22, 2019 Author Share Posted December 22, 2019 Beaten to death near his gaff- Club At The End Of The Street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30535 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 Dies after being placed on Greta Thunberg’s solar powered life support machine - Don’t let the sun go down on me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13856 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 What have I done? apparently Jackie Charlton came into my mates graft last week and was terrible with his dementia #ITK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Kevin Spacey Rod Stewart Ian McKellen Alan Brazil Judi Dench That bloke who played toad in neighbours (wildcard) My guesses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 I'm not allowing Alan Brazil, too obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Mike Ashley. An elvis style toilet death whilst shitting out a chinese buffet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 This fucker will be gone soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 Oldest trick in the book that man. There’ll be fuck all wrong with him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35055 Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 Trying to outdo 50 Cent was never going to work out well 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 51 minutes ago, Tom said: Oldest trick in the book that man. There’ll be fuck all wrong with him Vincent "Chin" Gigante springs to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Schumacher with a bit of luck. The whole ohhh we aren't telling you how he is thing got boring quick. Arseholes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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