trooper 940 Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-takeover-news-live-16990255 £300 million they're saying £125 million up front & £175 million over the next 3 years I doubt it'll happen & it's probably one of Ashley's little ruses to get people back in the ground "we dont want to put off potential buyers" that old chestnut. Well fuck you Ashley you really are a wag with your little jests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 They’ve done it too early, it’s going to be a fair whack of bullshit on this one to keep the story running until the January window closes. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted September 26, 2019 Author Share Posted September 26, 2019 There's a bro shure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 the brighthouse approach to purchasing a football club. Hopefully he'll get a coin meter fitted to mbappe for staged payments too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13842 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 God help him if he misses one of his Klarna payments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9742 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Not a single mention of golf courses. How will that help to attract investors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted September 27, 2019 Author Share Posted September 27, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30455 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Europa League football by 2023. I can barely contain my excitement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42261 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 …with a pledge to invest in infrastructure, hire a “world renowned” head of recruitment and back Steve Bruce. Typo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30455 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Why wouldn't they back him? After all he *checks brochure* has 'unparalleled success in Europe'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted September 27, 2019 Author Share Posted September 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, ewerk said: Why wouldn't they back him? After all he *checks brochure* has 'unparalleled success in Europe'. I think they just crossed Rafa's name out & replaced it with Bruce. It saves on printing costs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted September 27, 2019 Author Share Posted September 27, 2019 The front page of the "Bro Shure" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15479 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 He took Hull into Europe for the first and so far only time. Unparalleled, see? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted September 27, 2019 Author Share Posted September 27, 2019 The full Bro shure is here if anyone would like to peruse it. https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/gallery/revealed-amazing-46-page-brochure-16990274 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9168 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 oh hooray. this shite again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9742 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 This broshure is so bad it has to be true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JVzBDnb2iI 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
111180sak 9 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 6 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Typo? They must of meant Sack Bruce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 6 hours ago, ewerk said: ........................................ has 'unparalleled success in Europe'. I dipped my wick with a showgirl in Hamburg, an air-hostess in Antwerp, and a little clog dancer in Rotterdam, now that's unparalleled success in Europe. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15479 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 9 minutes ago, Noelie said: a little clog dancer in Rotterdam Where on the stair? Right there? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6552 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Was there ever an official line on the Fake Sheiks attempt to buy the club? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9742 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 They probably give this hamburg ... err .. humbug... credibility just to improve ticket numbers for as long as they can keep this charade going. Tried and tested by the panto villain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9742 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 It also got sort of an endorsement of the local press despite being the biggest bit of bullshit since Papa Lazaru‘s night out ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34998 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 I’m not sure what this actually achieves. I mean, anyone daft enough to fall for this would probably just go regardless anyway. I don’t mean anyone still going is stupid. Just that if this were to convince you to go then, almost anything would. I’d prefer a bit of imagination at least. Is the club paying people to come up with this? 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5198 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, Alex said: I’m not sure what this actually achieves. I mean, anyone daft enough to fall for this would probably just go regardless anyway. I don’t mean anyone still going is stupid. Just that if this were to convince you to go then, almost anything would. I’d prefer a bit of imagination at least. Is the club paying people to come up with this? 😂 It hadn't actually occurred to me that this is probably in response to lowered ticket sales 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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