Mrs Doubtfires, Desperate Dogshit Diva's v Danny B Mugged off Mincers

[wykikitoon 20711]

Meh

Another defeat at a nice new Stadium.  Kane to lick the ball in 3 times with his massive tongue.

[trooper 940]

Kane, Moura & Son scoring for fun

[sammynb 3508]

Sissoko to bang in the 5th with a deflection off his arse.

Edited August 22, 2019 by sammynb
can't fucking spell!

[thebrokendoll 9451]

8-0

 

tottenham to finally lay to rest the ghost of the 7-1 mauling in '96.

sissoko to score all 8 in a stunning display of clinical finishing.

bank holiday weekend, good weather forecast, gonna fuck off in the van and head to either the pembokeshire coast or snowdonia national park. can't decide whether to choose a location where mobdro gets the eternal circle of stream loading or tune in like a sick car crash rubbernecker.

Edited August 22, 2019 by thebrokendoll

[Ayatollah Hermione 14043]

My plan is to turn out at midday and immediately start drinking so I can’t even remember the match when I wake up on Monday.

[zerosum 234]

same as usual, not sure I want to watch it 

[Kitman 2207]

Won’t be watching - I predict another defeat followed by a bunch of excuses from sheephead

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Fill your boots

Tottenham to win

Tottenham to be winning half time and to win

Kane first scorer

Kane first scorer and Tottenham to win

Kane to score at anytime

Kane ' trick'

[Howay 12496]

Aye Spurs will batter our absolute shower. Going to be giving this one a miss tbh. 

[Noelie 103]

Bruce needs to abandon his 3-5-2 formation against Spurs and go with 4-4-2.

Miggy is an attacking  mid-fielder, not a striker, he belongs in the middle, not partnering Joelie up front.

[trooper 940]

39 minutes ago, Noelie said:

Bruce needs to abandon his 3-5-2 formation against Spurs and go with 4-4-2.

Miggy is an attacking  mid-fielder, not a striker, he belongs in the middle, not partnering Joelie up front.

He'll probably just play a 5-5-0 formation.

Edited August 22, 2019 by trooper

[PaddockLad 17642]

Last season after Rondon was fit and Almiron signed we played 3-4-3. Go back to that, drop Shelvey and bring Manquillo in  

[ewerk 31195]

Rewatch every match we played last season and just get them to do the same again.

Bruce on his own can’t do any better.

[Dr Gloom 22142]

Get Kane as your captain in fantasy football, basically 

[Noelie 103]

My idea, 4-4-2,  pick holes in it as I know you will,  but with thought not derision.

 

 Dubravka (obvious choice)

 

RB. Krafth (didn't shine first outing but was out of position as a wing-back)

CB. Schar (obvious choice)

CB. Lascelles (Not too sure, he's been off the boil a bit, making mistakes, maybe try Fernandez)

LB. Dummett (best we've got unless Willems can show he's better than his last outing, again out of position)

 

RM. Hayden (decent and consistent displays than most)

CM. Longstaff (needs to start after his promising displays last season)

CM. Almiron (natural position is attacking mid-fielder, not striker)

LM. Ritchie (can't fault his efforts and work-rate, or maybe Ki)

 

S. Joelington (providing he's available, if not then Mutu)_

S. St. Max (providing he's available, if not then perhaps Atsu whose pace might be an asset)

 

Looking forward to the ............................................

                  

 

[Dr Gloom 22142]

Hayden’s blistering pace and trickery with the ball at his feet makes him ideally suited to RM

[Andrew 4856]

53 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Hayden’s blistering pace and trickery with the ball at his feet makes him ideally suited to RM

 

Fortunately a graft and strength of box to box midfielder Almiron will make up for it...

[Howay 12496]

Tbf it’d still probably be better than Bruce’s formation/tactics. 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Lascelles to turn his back for at least three of the goals.

 

 

[ewerk 31195]

[trooper 940]

My £10 Sky  bet will be on the Spurs forwards getting shots on target 

[trooper 940]

Bruce's presser round up...

Says some of the things written this week have been fabricated and “lies”. Took aim at Michael Chopra too.

Does not intend to change formation, saying 3-5-2 did “very, very well” against Arsenal

Argues Joelinton and Almiron need time - and says there are a lot of new players in the group

Bruce says “ I know the only way I can shut people up is by winning games”

Was “trying to protect” Sean Longstaff by dropping him last week, but has been “impressed” by him and brother Matty

Bruce says “he knows” NUFC will have to play far better than they did last week to get a result at Spurs

Edited August 23, 2019 by trooper

[ewerk 31195]

1 hour ago, trooper said:

 

Bruce says “he knows” NUFC will have to play far better than they did last week to get a result at Spurs

And that's why he gets the big bucks.

[Howay 12496]

 Two games in and he’s fighting Michael Chopra in the press. 

Edited August 23, 2019 by Howay

[trooper 940]

Bruce on Chopra's comments 

Some of this stuff out there is just nonsense, blatant lies.

I'm just surprised that people take any attention of him.

Some of the stuff is just fabricated and lies.

"When it's like that, you think why is that making national headlines - which is total rubbish."