Kid Dynamite 7030 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Dubravka Elliot Darlow Manquillo Krafth Dummett Yedlin Willems Schar Lascelles Lejeune Fernandez Clark Atsu Richie ASM Almiron Ki Shelvey Hayden M Longstaff S Longstaff Gayle Carroll Muto Joelinton I don't think the Longstaff brothers count as they are u21s, which leaves 1 squad place for Lazaar Saivet Colback Sterry Aarons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 If you’ve got time to post this you’re clearly a negligent father. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7030 Posted August 8, 2019 Author Share Posted August 8, 2019 If my 3 year old was awake at 10.30pm I'd be a negligent Father Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 If my three year old was awake at 10:30pm the wife would be getting a fucking slap. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Your 3 year old hits your wife? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, trophyshy said: Your 3 year old hits your wife? Fuck off, and post more, you absolute throbber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Okay, will do. Don't set the kids on me. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 If I had any control over the little cunts, I’d stop them, but I’m a shitty father The three year old, (who’s now 9) has weaponised his farts and uses them to great effect. My life is a shite, middle-class BBC comedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 I'm shacked up with a French bird, every day is like 'Allo 'Allo!, with gays instead of Nazis. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Whatever happened to Chez Given? Pardew put him on tilt? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 His arse exploded one time too many mid-flight and he got permanently grounded. I take it then, being French and what have you, that Mrs Trophyshy has a minge like Deano’s back garden? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 I'm not sure even Deano deserves that sort of slander. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Carroll x 25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 11 minutes ago, trophyshy said: I'm not sure even Deano deserves that sort of slander. You fell for the sexy French accent trap, didn’t you? TS; “ Alreet pet, fancy a back scuttle?” TSFB; “ Oh mon cherie, donnez moi ton petit saucisson, comme un singe sauvage!” TS: “ Er, aye, nee bother pet, voulez vous couchez avec moi, ce soir, like?” TSFB: “ Mon minge est comme la tete de M. Trump dans une tornado” TS:” Fuckin’ mint! Clear the decks, I’m coming in !” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 😅 have you bugged my Prius? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Prius. You fucking sex God. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 2 hours ago, trophyshy said: I'm shacked up with a French bird, every day is like 'Allo 'Allo!, with gays instead of Nazis. ooh la-la, L'oiseau eh, sacre bleu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20156 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 (edited) 9 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said: Dubravka Elliot Darlow Manquillo Krafth Dummett Yedlin Willems Schar Lascelles Lejeune Fernandez Clark Atsu Richie ASM Almiron Ki Shelvey Hayden M Longstaff S Longstaff Gayle Carroll Muto Joelinton I don't think the Longstaff brothers count as they are u21s, which leaves 1 squad place for Lazaar Saivet Colback Sterry Aarons We all know the Ginger Pirlo will get it Edited August 9, 2019 by wykikitoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerosum 234 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 11 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said: Dubravka Elliot Darlow Manquillo Krafth Dummett Yedlin Willems Schar Lascelles Lejeune Fernandez Clark Atsu Richie ASM Almiron Ki Shelvey Hayden M Longstaff S Longstaff Gayle Carroll Muto Joelinton I don't think the Longstaff brothers count as they are u21s, which leaves 1 squad place for Lazaar Saivet Colback Sterry Aarons seems about right, Id put Aaron’s in as last, theres got to be a player in that lad if he can stay fit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 16 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: If you’ve got time to post this you’re clearly a negligent father. Comment of the week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7030 Posted August 9, 2019 Author Share Posted August 9, 2019 Turns out Sean Longstaff needs to be named as he's passed his 21st birthday so all of the rest were ditched! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 (edited) You’d have thought they would have got them out on loan or something. Are they eligible to play in the cups? If so I’d expect to see them as we yet again throw away the chance of getting past the 3rd round of both. Edited August 9, 2019 by Howay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7030 Posted August 9, 2019 Author Share Posted August 9, 2019 And to be fair, it's the first time in a long time that we don't have at least 1 player on the bench who is an absolute liability. Whatever you think of our transfer window, that's one of the strongest squads we've had in a long time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 They can still leave on loan. Transfer window is still open for most leagues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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