Allan Saint-Maximin

[Monkeys Fist 43063]

1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

So did Clarko get jettisoned or did he just get the message?  I was hoping Ant would pull out the old  "Facebook hack" ploy, post pics of his missus & kids/sad lonely existence etc etc for us to enjoy... 

Nope, I’d expect he’ll be back when he wakes up later this afternoon for another round of pointless pedantry. 
Tonight, we will discus why Krafth is better than Beckenbauer, as the stats show. 
 

Also “pics of his missus & kids” … As if 

[Alex 35570]

I’ve got The Crystals - Da Doo Ron Ron playing in my head now but with the chorus as Da dugong gong gong, da dugong gong instead. Just thought I’d share that 

Edited November 25, 2021 by Alex

[The Fish 10963]

This is the TT I know and love. 

[Monkeys Fist 43063]

37 minutes ago, Alex said:

I’ve got The Crystals - Da Doo Ron Ron playing in my head how but with the chorus as Da dugong gong gong, da dugong gong instead. Just thought I’d share that 

Olivia Neutron Bomb and ELO- Xanadu, except it’s Manatee. 
 

Thank me later 

[RobinRobin 11549]

13 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Olivia Neutron Bomb and ELO- Xanadu, except it’s Manatee. 
 

Thank me later 

 

[MrLogic 16]

On 25/11/2021 at 10:24, PaddockLad said:

So did Clarko get jettisoned or did he just get the message?  I was hoping Ant would pull out the old  "Facebook hack" ploy, post pics of his missus & kids/sad lonely existence etc etc for us to enjoy... 

Hey man this forum isn’t my life, like it is yours and the twelve other morons who use it, I thought I’d be able to come on here and chat/debate football but it’s just group of 50 year old losers who have nothing better to do with their life other than to sit on this forum and post “memes” that no one else finds funny. I just don’t get it… And anyone new who joins is subjected to “harassment”, like the kind of stuff you mention in your post, by moderators no less (do you not have any power at home big guy? So you like to come on here and pretend like you have some authority or something?), until they get bored and bounce, leaving the same group of idiots high-fiving each other like they’ve accomplished something. So hey, have fun in your little echo chamber fellas.

[Rayvin 5294]

 Impervious to any and all reasonable attempts to engage, to the very last.

 

Godspeed Clarko, godspeed.

[Alex 35570]

I bet he’s used more or less that exact post on several occasions.  

[ewerk 31195]

All I wanted to do is talk about my beloved club-esque.

[Meenzer 15716]

Paul Wyn Percentage

[RobinRobin 11549]

4 hours ago, MrLogic said:

Hey man this forum isn’t my life, like it is yours and the twelve other morons who use it, I thought I’d be able to come on here and chat/debate football but it’s just group of 50 year old losers who have nothing better to do with their life other than to sit on this forum and post “memes” that no one else finds funny. I just don’t get it… And anyone new who joins is subjected to “harassment”, like the kind of stuff you mention in your post, by moderators no less (do you not have any power at home big guy? So you like to come on here and pretend like you have some authority or something?), until they get bored and bounce, leaving the same group of idiots high-fiving each other like they’ve accomplished something. So hey, have fun in your little echo chamber fellas.

fellas ... fellas ... fellas

[Sonatine 11542]

[PaddockLad 17643]

4 hours ago, MrLogic said:

Hey man this forum isn’t my life, like it is yours and the twelve other morons who use it, I thought I’d be able to come on here and chat/debate football but it’s just group of 50 year old losers who have nothing better to do with their life other than to sit on this forum and post “memes” that no one else finds funny. I just don’t get it… And anyone new who joins is subjected to “harassment”, like the kind of stuff you mention in your post, by moderators no less (do you not have any power at home big guy? So you like to come on here and pretend like you have some authority or something?), until they get bored and bounce, leaving the same group of idiots high-fiving each other like they’ve accomplished something. So hey, have fun in your little echo chamber fellas.

 

 

[ohhh_yeah 2991]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[Howmanheyman 33827]

"Err think he should just get on with it and err...leave and that."

Edited November 27, 2021 by Howmanheyman

[Gemmill 46019]

18 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

"Err think he should just get on with it and err...leave and that."

 

[Monkeys Fist 43063]

[strawb 4378]

5 hours ago, MrLogic said:

Hey man this forum isn’t my life, like it is yours and the twelve other morons who use it, I thought I’d be able to come on here and chat/debate football but it’s just group of 50 year old losers who have nothing better to do with their life other than to sit on this forum and post “memes” that no one else finds funny. I just don’t get it… And anyone new who joins is subjected to “harassment”, like the kind of stuff you mention in your post, by moderators no less (do you not have any power at home big guy? So you like to come on here and pretend like you have some authority or something?), until they get bored and bounce, leaving the same group of idiots high-fiving each other like they’ve accomplished something. So hey, have fun in your little echo chamber fellas.

You didn’t want to debate anything, you just called everyone wrong. 

[PaddockLad 17643]

Sneaking on in the middle of the night when there's only mild mannered colonials , dopey insomniacs & piss heads (YES THATS YOU @Rayvin )on here... ..even if the miscreant is in another timezone himself, its the mark of an utter fuckin coward....

[Rayvin 5294]

3 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Sneaking on in the middle of the night when there's only mild mannered colonials , dopey insomniacs & piss heads (YES THATS YOU @Rayvin )on here... ..even if the miscreant is in another timezone himself, its the mark of an utter fuckin coward....

 

I'm not sleeping well at the moment so I figured I'd log in to treat myself to some of Clarko's greatest hits to try and send me off

[Kitman 2207]

6 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Sneaking on in the middle of the night when there's only mild mannered colonials , dopey insomniacs & piss heads (YES THATS YOU @Rayvin )on here... ..even if the miscreant is in another timezone himself, its the mark of an utter fuckin coward....

Mild mannered colonials  

[Monkeys Fist 43063]

8 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Sneaking on in the middle of the night when there's only mild mannered colonials , dopey insomniacs & piss heads (YES THATS YOU @Rayvin )on here... ..even if the miscreant is in another timezone himself, its the mark of an utter fuckin coward....

Clarko followed WUM pattern II to the absolute letter with this send off. 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 43063]

9 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

 

I'm not sleeping well at the moment so I figured I'd log in to treat myself to some of Clarko's greatest hits to try and send me off

RAYVIN IS CHARLES INSOMNIA 

[Dr Gloom 22143]

6 hours ago, MrLogic said:

Hey man this forum isn’t my life, like it is yours and the twelve other morons who use it, I thought I’d be able to come on here and chat/debate football but it’s just group of 50 year old losers who have nothing better to do with their life other than to sit on this forum and post “memes” that no one else finds funny. I just don’t get it… And anyone new who joins is subjected to “harassment”, like the kind of stuff you mention in your post, by moderators no less (do you not have any power at home big guy? So you like to come on here and pretend like you have some authority or something?), until they get bored and bounce, leaving the same group of idiots high-fiving each other like they’ve accomplished something. So hey, have fun in your little echo chamber fellas.

Maybe this just isn’t the forum you’re looking for? We might look like an echo chamber but we are a more diverse bunch than you think and we’re generally pretty tolerant of newbies as long as they can take some shit as well as talking it.

If you genuinely want to fit in here, you can’t take anything too seriously - your brand of humourless, point-scoring statistics was never going to go down well.
 

Feel free to try again and you will honestly be given another chance - ffs, we have welcomed CT back on multiple occasions after numerous flounces - just be prepared for plenty of piss-taking or you’re doomed to disappointment. 

[ohhh_yeah 2991]

 

Insomnia...

 

"Sadly, this just smacks of a desperate attempt to engineer a move away from Newcastle United." 

 

"OK, I got a little tongue-tied, but if I had a pound for every time I've mis-pronounced a player's name down the years, then I'd be a very wealthy man indeed."